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greeneggsand: what is this laf
dumopyourhair: can you guys come over to my place
notatortoise changed their name to tortle.
tortle: Im getting coffee????
dumopyourhair: just come over here pls
greeneggsand: okay okay open the door please
tortle: I’m here?
greeneggsand: laf we need you the door is locked
dumopyourhair: coming
tortle: *doesn’t make overly sexual joke*
dumopyourhair: stop
dumopyourhair: i pronounce this door opened
tortle: omg laf are you okay???
greeneggsand: get off the group chat it’s time for us to talk to laf u idiot
dumopyourhair: no wait
dumopyourhair: I don’t really trust myself to talk right now?
dumopyourhair: if that’s okay with you guys ofc i
greeneggsand: no its fine laf you don’t have to do anything you don’t want to
tortle: yeah laf its fine we’re your friends
greeneggsand: speaking of which, where’s herc?
tortle: omg alex is laf okay alex what did you do
greeneggsand: me??????
dumopyourhair: I’m ok I’m fine
greeneggsand: so why are we here
dumopyourhair: herc
dumopyourhair: well its because of I mean herc did some questionable things
tortle: take your time
dumopyourhair: so, you all know how I came out over the weekend
dumopyourhair: like a few minutes later he calls me and sounds upset so
dumopyourhair: so I start asking him, is he ok and well
dumopyourhair: he basically starts asking me why I can’t be “““normal”””
dumopyourhair: he called me a special snowflake
dumopyourhair: and said that I was “““genderweird”””
greeneggsand: oh wow
tortle: laf that’s not okay
greeneggsand: that’s awful, do you want me to talk to him or something?
dumopyourhair: no I just
dumopyourhair: can you guys stay over tonight?
tortle: yeah sure laf
greeneggsand: I’ll get the movies
tortle: NO
tortle: WE ARE NOT WATCHING BOLT
greeneggsand: it’s the next bee movie
tortle: NO ITS NOT
dumopyourhair: I think its in the shelf to the left alex
tortle: #BETRAYED
tortle: fine
tortle: I’ll get the ice cream
tortle: karamel sutra or americone dream™
dumopyourhair: karamel sutra
greeneggsand: americone dream™
dumopyourhair: fite me
greeneggsand: naw im good
dumopyourhair: Im the only one who knows where the soft blankets are ha
greeneggsand: I call the middle
dumopyourhair: non im the one who needs the cuddles
tortle: tru tru
greeneggsand: fine the right side
tortle: that’s mine, I put my bowl there
greeneggsand: at least the left side is still open??
dumopyourhair: that’s where Pepe is sitting
greeneggsand: pepe?
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dumopyourhair: duh???
greeneggsand: fine I’ll sit in ur lap then
tortle: im fine with that
dumopyourhair: thx you guys
dumopyourhair: like really, I mean it
greeneggsand: np laf
tortle: anthing for you!
dumopyourhair: anthing
greeneggsand: john I’ll do anthing for you
dumopyourhair: anthing at all
greeneggsand: anthing you can do
dumopyourhair: I CAN DO BETTER
tortle: what have I done
greeneggsand: YOU DONE MESSED UP, AY-AY-RON
dumopyourhair: stoppppppp
tortle: lets do this
greeneggsand: actually how about we watch buzzfeed unsolved
tortle: omg make up your mind
dumopyourhair: *pulls out laptop* lets do this
greeneggsand: I hear the zodiac killer one is up
tortle: *ted cruz
greeneggsand: oh right I hear the ted cruz one is up
dumopyourhair: perfect
dumopyourhair: ily guys
tortle: anthing
greeneggsand: anthing for you
dumopyourhair: alright let’s watch the hell out of this series
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