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abilities & authorities by blueeberrybunny
Fandoms: Keeper of the Lost Cities Series - Shannon Messenger
23 Dec 2025
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Summary
The kotlc gang lands themselves in jail after a wild night in the "human realm."
(don't worry, the elves just went into an amusement park lmao)Sophie has sugar crashed after eating too much sugar for an elf to digest, Keefe has vomit in his hair, Dex is dissociating because WHY IS THERE A GIANT MOUSE THING, Biana has scuffed her favorite pair of heels and broken a nail (don't LOOK AT me like that Tam, my hair is RUINED) on hell on earth called Splash Mountain, Tammy boi is just vibing and judging everything and everyone while Linh is buying every plushie in the entire park. Yeah.
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After accidentally (IT WAS AN ACCIDENT Tam, drop it!!) light leaping the entire gang right in front of the Disneyland gate in California, the team says fuck it and decides it would be a waste NOT to go inside, I mean, it was right there, wasn't it?
