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1. I’m lovin’ it (but I shouldn’t be) by Ariel2005

   Fandoms: Dodgeball: A True Underdog Story (2004)  

   • Explicit
   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • F/M
   • Complete Work

   25 Oct 2025

   Tags

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   • White Goodman/Original Female Character
   • White Goodman
   • Remy
   • Bad Sex
   • Fat Shaming
   • Eating Disorders
   • Humor
   • Vomiting
   • Sexy Ick
   • Disgust and Desire
   • Smut
   • Self-Hatred
   • Nausea
   • indigestion
   • Embarrassment
   • Overeating
   • Post-Canon
   • squashing

   Summary

   Post movie. White Goodman, once a fitness mogul, now spends more time at the McDonald’s drive-through than the gym. One day he decides to “shoot his shot” with the girl in the delivery window. Will this be the worst date of his life, or a start of something beautiful?

   Language:

   English

   Words:

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   Kudos:

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