Chapter Text
[Xdinary Boys]
jiseuk
im gonna say this once
just ONCE
please
p l e a s e
whoever is listening to dayseeker
TURN IT TF DOWN
joojoo
aw what :(
minnie
yeahh were all looking at you joo
we all know full well its you
lmao
jiseuk
PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF THE GOD
I CANT LISTEN TO COLD DARK WINTER ANYMORE
joojoo
aight..
i see how it is..
jiseuk
never thought id say this… but please go back to 5sos
su
DONT KWAK JISEOK
WE ONLY JUST GOT AWAY FROM THEM 24/7
DONT BRING THAT BACK
jiseuk
im sorryyy ToT
joojoo
dayseeker are good tho ( _ _)
illie
no ones disagreeing
just pointing out how you like music quite loud on repeat all the time
minnie
ill disagree tbh
dayseeker are not my jam
joojoo
w-what…
˙◠˙
hannie
dont worry joo
personally i like them
joojoo
suddenly hyeongjuns my favourite
hannie
i thought i already was?
su
hey wtf??
joojoo
sorry not sorry
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
su
(¬_¬)
jiseuk
dont worry jungsu, you can be my favourite <3
but also like seriously…
please jooyeon, im begging…
joojoo
ok ok, ive got it seokie dw
jiseuk
THANK YOU ><
illie
hey since we have the day off
i was wondering if anyone wanted to play some video games in the afternoon?
joojoo
oo id be down
hannie
usually me too, but im going out with friends
illie
aw next time surely
hannie
depends when i get home, but we could play in the evening if yall are still going
joojoo
YOU KNOW IM GONNA PLAY ALL NIGHT
COME ON JUNNIEEE
PLAY WITH USS
hannie
that is true
aight
ill see how i go
jiseuk
i might join, but also theres a drama ive been meaning to finish
illie
thats fine. youre welcome to join tho if you change your mind
jiseuk
^_^
⏱︎
illie
hey joo, im back from the gym
you ready to play now?
joojoo
𝚑𝚞𝚑𝚞 𝚣𝚞𝚏𝚊𝚟𝚘
𝚕𝚞 𝚑𝚞𝚔𝚊𝚖𝚊𝚑𝚞 𝚗𝚎𝚔𝚞 𝚣𝚎 𝚃_𝚃
illie
uhh
sorry what?
jiseuk
bro..
su
wtf does that mean lmaoo
joojoo
ohh
aha
omg
wrong chat ahaha
AHAHA IGNORE THAT
PRETEND NOTHING HAPOPENED
minnie
wait what?? what did i miss?
joojoo
NOTHING
illie
uhh
jooyeon sent two texts in another language
minnie
oh what language?
joojoo
just a conlang, nothing huge lmao haha
a friend of mine made it up aha
so i was gonna message him in it
but ofc then gunil-hyung sent a message
i just clicked on the top chat
i totally didnt even think
lmao so you see
this is just a misunderstanding lol haha
illie
uhh okay
su
you sure? lol
joojoo
yeah! yeah
trust me
just a conlang
lollll
illie
well, are you up to play now?
joojoo
oh uhm
just give me like half an hour
then im down
illie
alright
ill start the call, just jump on when you can
joojoo
easy :D
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[jiseok created a chat]
[jiseok renamed the chat ‘court room drama’]
[jiseok added hyeongjun and jooyeon]
[jiseok changed their name to judge kwak]
[judge kwak changed hyeongjun’s name to lawyer han]
[judge kwak changed jooyeon’s name to defendant lee]
judge kwak
lee jooyeon
how do you plead?
defendant lee
uhh what??
judge kwak
we are deciding your innocence
defendant lee
i dont follow…
what did i do?
lawyer han
lol
this is about the conlang stuff
defendant lee
ohh
guys i swear
that was just a conlang
nothing more!!
lawyer han
uh huh
sure
judge kwak
lmaooo
sorry were not trying to scare you
this is just fun
we both understood what you said
dont even worry
[defendant lee changed their name to jooyeon]
jooyeon
wait what??
you did??
[lawyer han changed their name to junhan]
junhan
ayup
jooyeon
really..?
junhan
‘haha bro, that’s so funny’
jooyeon
oh, wow
you really did understand
wait…
w a i t
dOES THAT MEAN WHAT I THINK IT MEANS???
judge kwak
if youre thinking that means neither of us are human
then you are absolutely correct ^_^
jooyeon
omg..
i thought i was the only one !!
junhan
yeahh, we thought it was just the two of us
judge kwak
𝚕𝚞𝚛𝚘𝚛𝚞𝚍𝚎 𝚜𝚞𝚖𝚊 𝚛𝚘𝚗𝚞??? (*where are you from???)
𝚕𝚞𝚑𝚊𝚗𝚊 𝚜𝚞𝚖𝚊 𝚔𝚎𝚝𝚊 (*im from ‘keta’)
𝚋𝚞 𝚕𝚞 𝚝𝚘 𝚜𝚞𝚖𝚊 𝚔𝚊𝚖ā𝚗 𝚑𝚢𝚎𝚘𝚗𝚐𝚓𝚞𝚗 (*and hyeongjun is from ‘kamān’)
jooyeon
𝚕𝚞𝚑𝚊𝚗𝚊 𝚜𝚞𝚖𝚊 𝚔𝚘 𝚖𝚒𝚙𝚊 𝚋𝚊𝚔𝚘 :𝙳 (*im from ‘ko mipa bako’ :D)
junhan
oh
aha
lol were all from different places then
judge kwak
AHH
𝐍𝐎𝐋𝐄 𝐓𝐔 𝐓𝐀𝐓𝐔 !!!!! (*hello friend !!!)
jooyeon
𝐆𝐔 𝐓𝐀𝐌𝐔 𝐌𝐈𝐏𝐀 𝐓𝐀𝐌𝐔 𝐋𝐄?? (*you speak tamu mipa??)
judge kwak
𝐩𝐚 𝐭𝐚𝐦𝐚 𝐩𝐚𝐤𝐮 :/ (*only a little)
jooyeon
𝐛𝐢 𝐝𝐮 𝐠𝐮 𝐡𝐲𝐞𝐨𝐧𝐠𝐣𝐮𝐧𝐧𝐢𝐞?? (*and you hyeongjunnie??)
junhan
me?
oh, haha i dont speak tamu mipa unfortunately
just ketagamu and āhlehk
well, and korean and japanese, but yknow
jooyeon
i didnt think anyone here would speak ANY alien languages ><
im so excitedd
JNFHFLJKLSD
judge kwak
IKRR!!
i thought it was just me and jun!!
i didnt realise my 𝚖𝚊𝚕𝚎 𝚑𝚘𝚝𝚊𝚟𝚞 would be alien as well >O< (*‘heart’s second’, a cute way to say best friend)
jooyeon
ohhh you two are my 𝐭𝐮 𝐭𝐚𝐭𝐮 :(
that means best friends in tamu mipa, just so you know junnie ^_^
junhan
oh thats cute
āhlehk doesnt have a word for friend, but id consider you both my ‘ᴍōʟ’
judge kwak
OH I KNOW THIS ONE
UHHH
IT MEANS ‘FAMILY’
RIGHT??
junhan
haha yeah it does
jooyeon
aww :((
judge kwak
hyeongjuns teaching me āhlehk !!
im getting pretty good if i do say so myself B)
junhan
you actually are
im impressed
jooyeon
oooo ive always been curious about āhlehk!!
one day you should teach me some too!!
judge kwak
what do you speak joo??
jooyeon
uhh, just korean, ketagamu, and tamu mipa
nothing fancy
what about you?
junhan
lol, get ready for him to start flexing
judge kwak
WELL
i can basically almost speak a whole SEVEN languages!!
korean, ketagamu, and takagamu fluently,
and i can get by in tamu mipa, lim-la, āhlehk, and english
>:D
jooyeon
woahh! thats so many !!
judge kwak
yeah, my parents were traders *flicks hair*
jooyeon
oh that makes sense haha
junhan
𝚑𝚑, 𝚕𝚞𝚑𝚊𝚗𝚊 𝚔𝚎𝚕𝚊𝚑𝚞 𝚍𝚎𝚍𝚘𝚔𝚊 (*ugh, im already tired)
𝚜𝚎𝚖𝚘 𝚕𝚞 𝚗𝚎𝚔𝚞𝚖𝚘𝚕𝚎 𝚏𝚎𝚋𝚘𝚑𝚊𝚗𝚊 𝚑𝚞𝚔𝚊 𝚑𝚊𝚗𝚊 (*but i havent left yet)
𝚍𝚞 𝚕𝚊𝚖𝚘𝚝𝚊 𝚛𝚎𝚖𝚊 𝚟𝚘𝚔𝚊𝚐𝚎𝚟𝚘 𝚑𝚊𝚗𝚊?? (*what should i do??)
judge kwak
good luck our dear introverted friend ( _ _)
jooyeon
yes, good luck
you will need it when bracing the cold, harsh outside world
junhan
you two are so extra wtf
jooyeon
𝚑𝚞𝚑𝚞, 𝚕𝚞 𝚣𝚎𝚕𝚊𝚟𝚞 𝚖𝚊𝚔𝚞𝚛𝚘𝚗𝚞 𝚛𝚘𝚗𝚞 ;) (*haha, you love us)
junhan
ah
well
unfortunately
yeah
judge kwak
BAHAHA
ugh, its days like this i wish i could send ss of this chat to the main gc
some HILARIOUS stuff goes on in here
jooyeon
how was i missing out on this for so long T_T
honestly, im surprised you didnt realise what i was jun
being a kāccer, i thought youd smell i wasnt human (*in āhlehk, ‘cc’ is said as ‘ch’, so hyeongjun’s species name is pronounced ‘kaacher’ - sorry for the random note, i just know it looks odd)
junhan
i was actually in an accident when i was younger
so my senses are very dulled now
thats why my family moved here
it wasnt safe for me to live on kamān anymore
jooyeon
oh :(
im so sorry
junhan
its okay, i was quite young so i dont remember kamān much
as a kāccer, my senses are incredibly weak
but as a human, i appear just fine
lol its funny how different species operate
judge kwak
oh ikr!
life on earth is SOO different
i was really surprised when i moved here
jooyeon
you did move from the most chronically overcrowded planet in the galaxy lmao
to one that still refuses to believe alien life exists no less
judge kwak
that is true
but i have travelled a lot with my parents when they were still trading
earth is very different
junhan
you must find it pretty crazy tho joo
you literally moved here from ko mipa bako
judge kwak
ohh 𝚖𝚘𝚕𝚎𝚖𝚘𝚕𝚎!! (*absolutely!!)
the change from living on a star to a planet must be HUGE!!
jooyeon
ill be honest
it took me ages to grasp the concept of physical objects T_T
i walked into SOO many walls
like wtff
judge kwak
AHAHA OMG
THATS HILARIOUS
jooyeon
𝐝𝐮 𝐠𝐢𝐭𝐨… (*shut up…)
judge kwak
𝐬𝐨 𝐧𝐞𝐤𝐞 𝐦𝐚 >< (*sorry)
jooyeon
(≖_≖ )
judge kwak
𝐝𝐚𝐫𝐚 𝐮𝐫𝐮 𝐝𝐚𝐫𝐚 𝐧𝐞𝐤𝐞 𝐦𝐚!! (*i said im sorry!!)
jooyeon
sure…
junhan
well i should head out now
gotta go… socialise
judge kwak
youll have fun once you get there
junhan
ᴏʜ-ʜᴏ (*maybe)
judge kwak
lmaoo have fun junnieee~~
jooyeon
𝙻𝙰 𝚅𝚄𝙺𝙰𝙻𝙴𝙼𝙾 𝚃𝙰𝚃𝙰𝙺𝚄, 𝙷𝚈𝙴𝙾𝙽𝙶𝙹𝚄𝙽𝙽𝙸𝙴 (*have fun, hyeongjunnie)
judge kwak
ahh im prolly gonna go watch my drama now
jooyeon
yeah
hyungs probably waiting for me lol
judge kwak
feel free to come back at any time and ✨𝚖𝚎𝚑𝚊 𝚛𝚘𝚗𝚞𝚖𝚊✨ (*✨be yourself✨)
jun and i are often chatting privately for just a bit of freedom
jooyeon
oh honestly, ill be in this chat probably 24/7 lowkey
ive missed speaking freely like this
its been WAYY too long
judge kwak
this gc is always open <3
and our private dms too if you wanna chat to just one of us
honestly both of us are always down for a chat in ketagamu
and im down to try in tamu mipa as well
jooyeon
after this, the chances of me slipping more ketagamu out by accident is HIGH
judge kwak
𝚑𝚞𝚑𝚞𝚑𝚞, 𝚜𝚎𝚔𝚞𝚕𝚘 𝚣𝚘𝚝𝚊𝚔𝚞𝚖𝚎 >< (*hahaha, good luck)
jooyeon
(╥﹏╥)
𝐭𝐞𝐭𝐚 (*bye)
judge kwak
𝐓𝐄𝐓𝐀~~
𝐬𝐢𝐭𝐞 𝐝𝐚 𝐭𝐚𝐦𝐮𝐭𝐮 ^o^ (*talk again soon)
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[maknaez]
buny
are you free for a moment to text?
wolf
oh?
is your night with friends not going well??
buny
no no it is
im just
uh
well
im in the bathroom rn
wolf
???
buny
i needed to text you
so i made an excuse to leave
wolf
wait like two seconds
im gonna ask gunil-hyung for a short break
then we can call if you want?
buny
actually
i dont want to call
not right now
i dont know how to word my thoughts
wolf
thats totally okay jun
you can write as best you can and ill try to decipher it
buny
uhh
yknow how weve been
like
testing to see if we could date?
wolf
yeah?
buny
youre tu mipa
and im kāccer
wolf
what are you saying?
buny
i dont know if its going to work anymore joo
wolf
wait what?
so
just because were from different places
you wanna call it off??
i really like you hyeongjun
shit, i think im falling in love with you
buny
were opposites
more than opposites
were as far away from each other as beings can be
i knew we would have some issues because of that but i didnt think you were
idk
wolf
hyeongjun
dont do this
buny
what else am i supposed to do??
wait until we get closer and realise we dont actually work??
isnt this what were doing now?
making sure we can actually be together if we wanna date?
wolf
i want to date you
buny
i dont want to date you if it puts the band at risk joo
if we break up
how will we manage that??
i just dont know
wolf
i havent cared for anyone the way i care for you
buny
and youre the only person i could ever see myself with
wolf
when do you get home?
buny
dinner ends in like forty minutes
wolf
come to mine tonight?
buny
joo..
wolf
𝚔𝚊𝚗𝚞𝚕𝚎𝚟𝚊 𝚛𝚞𝚜𝚘𝚍𝚊 (*baby please)
buny
jooyeon
wolf
just one night
please
if you really wanna end it
at least give me this
buny
just one night
wolf
𝚕𝚞 𝚣𝚎𝚕𝚊𝚟𝚞 𝚛𝚘𝚗𝚞 𝚑𝚊𝚗𝚊.. (*i love you..)
𝚋𝚞 𝚍𝚞𝚑𝚊𝚗𝚊 𝚐𝚊𝚑𝚊𝚐𝚎𝚛𝚘𝚔𝚊 𝚏𝚎 𝚛𝚘𝚗𝚞 (*and i will fight for you)
𝚕𝚞𝚑𝚊𝚐𝚊𝚍𝚞𝚔𝚎 (*i promise)
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[Xdinary Boys]
su
okay but i have a question
illie
oh?
su
jooyeonie already complains about learning english
i cant see a world where he would willingly learn ANOTHER language
especially not for a casual friend
so either this is a romantic partner
or jooyeonie isnt telling us the whole truth
hannie
omf hyung
its literally midnight lmao
su
ive been thinking about this
i cant see another explanation
joojoo
lmao its a conlang i learnt in high school
one of my close friends then made it
we still talk in it so i still remember enough to still chat
thats all lolol
su
uh huh
right
joojoo
you dont believe me do you?
su
how come this has literally NEVER come up?
like, weve spoken about languages a lot
how come youve never mentioned you speak this?
joojoo
its just a conlang lmao
its not like it matters outside of that friend group
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[court room drama]
jooyeon
H E L P M E
junhan
𝚑𝚞𝚑𝚞, 𝚕𝚞𝚑𝚊𝚗𝚊𝚝𝚞𝚝𝚎 𝚟𝚞𝚔𝚊𝚕𝚎𝚖𝚘 𝚛𝚘𝚗𝚞 (*haha, ive got you)
jooyeon
thank you jun ( ;´ - `;)
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[Xdinary Boys]
illie
i do kinda agree actually
its a bit strange
su
right?
hannie
lmao hyungs relax
im sure we all have things we never thought important enough to bring up
thats just life
maybe to joo this didnt seem like a big deal?
joojoo
its not like i was ever going to use it with you guys
so i didnt see it as important
su
ahh true
are there many people who speak it?
joojoo
oh
no haha
just that friend group
so like 4 people ?
he may have taught his new friends tho idk
but like not many lol
su
okay yeah
i guess that makes sense
illie
yeah i suppose
btw what did you say before?
‘huhu zufavo, lu hukamahu neku ze’
what does that mean?
joojoo
ohh lol
that just means like ‘lol thats funny’
my friend sent a text about something that happened to them
i read the dropdown but accidentally closed it before i could click on the chat
so i had to go manually into the app
nothing big
just a weird coincidence you messaged at the same time haha
illie
yeah haha
su
long way to say ‘thats funny’
i suppose its not a super effective language if it was made by a teen
joojoo
oh well
‘huhu’ means ‘haha’
‘zufavo’ means like ‘bro’ or ‘friend’
‘lu’ is the tense, so saying present tense
‘hukamahu’ means ‘funny’
‘neku’ means like ‘thats’ or ‘its’
and ‘ze’ means ‘so’
put that together and i said ‘haha bro, thats so funny’
yeah
like that
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[court room drama]
judge kwak
wtf
i just join and jooyeonie is going into great detail about a ketagamu translation
huh??
what did i miss??
junhan
lmao hes prooving its just a conlang
judge kwak
omfggg
jooyeon
someone kill me pLease
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[Xdinary Boys]
su
oh that makes sense ig
illie
next time you complain about learning english
im gonna pull out the fact you learnt an entire conlang for a friend
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[court room drama]
junhan
lmao wait until he hears joo speaks 3 languages fluently
judge kwak
LMAOOO
jooyeon
𝙷𝙷𝙷 (*ugh)
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[Xdinary Boys]
joojoo
jedjifhushjfisjf
damn
minnie
lol he got you there jooyeonie
joojoo
english is actually hard tho !!
illie
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
joojoo
( _ _)b
jiseuk
AHAH
this is so funny wtff
joojoo
shut up jiseok
𝚕𝚞𝚛𝚘𝚗𝚞 𝚔𝚎𝚖𝚊𝚗𝚊𝚔𝚞 𝚗𝚎𝚋𝚘𝚔𝚊 (*youre such an idiot)
𝚋𝚞 𝚕𝚞 𝚗𝚎𝚔𝚞𝚖𝚘𝚕𝚎 𝚗𝚊𝚗𝚞 𝚍𝚘 𝚛𝚘𝚗𝚞 𝙷𝚄𝙷𝚄𝙷𝚄 (*and now you cant reply HAHA)
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[court room drama]
judge kwak
oh low blow jooyeon
im gonna get you back for that i swear
junhan
lmaoooo
jooyeon
you should be replying in the main chat jiseokie~~
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[Xdinary Boys]
illie
oh?
what does that mean?
minnie
istg its probably offensive
su
wouldnt be surprised lol
jiseuk
you arent safe lee jooyeon
not from me
joojoo
;D
minnie
lowkey did we release a monster?
hannie
yup
minnie
damn..
joojoo
𝚕𝚞 𝚣𝚞 𝚑𝚎𝚐𝚞𝚐𝚞𝚏𝚊 𝚣𝚎𝚐𝚞𝚐𝚞𝚕𝚞 :𝙳 (*this is so much fun :D)
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[court room drama]
judge kwak
well see how fun it is once i can reply
wtf
i hate this so much
suddenly i wish i never found out you could speak ketagamu
honestly 𝚍𝚊𝚗𝚞𝚜𝚎 𝚛𝚘𝚗𝚞 (*fuck you)
jooyeon
aw jiseokie <3
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[Xdinary Boys]
hannie
id like it to be known that jiseok is currently swearing at jooyeon in another chat
and irl he is practically thrashing around
its funny but uncomfortable
su
AHAHA
illie
omfg no
su
POOR JISEOK T_T
joojoo
poor me!!
im being sworn at!!
jiseuk
tell me you dont deserve it and ill stop
joojoo
◝(˶°o°˶)◜
jiseok
then ill continue!!
illie
wait are the two of you together rn hyeongjun??
hannie
oh
uh
yeah
im staying over with joo
sorry i never told you guys lol
illie
thats okay
minnie
i did wonder why i never heard you come back from dinner
su
junnieeee which chat is this happening in??
is there a way to watch??
hannie
oh lol
the three of us have a chat for the strings
so its happening there
su
damn
ive never wanted to be a guitarist more
illie
technically i play guitar…
hannie
lmao unfortunately i cant add anyone sorry
su
screenshots ( •̯́ ^ •̯̀)
hannie
uhh
ill see
brb
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[court room drama]
judge kwak
𝚋𝚘𝚏𝚞𝚟𝚊𝚗𝚎𝚍𝚘, 𝚍𝚊𝚗𝚞𝚜𝚎 𝚛𝚘𝚗𝚞, 𝚕𝚎𝚎 𝚓𝚘𝚘𝚢𝚎𝚘𝚗 (*seriously, fuck you, lee jooyeon)
jooyeon
𝚕𝚞 𝚣𝚞 𝚑𝚞𝚔𝚊𝚖𝚊𝚑𝚞 𝚣𝚎 (*this is so funny)
𝙷𝚄𝙷𝚄𝙷𝚄 (*HAHAHA)
𝚕𝚞𝚑𝚊𝚗𝚊 𝚐𝚊𝚍𝚎𝚝𝚘 (*im sorry)
judge kwak
𝚕𝚞𝚑𝚊𝚗𝚊 𝚝𝚊𝚝𝚊𝚔𝚞 𝚕𝚊𝚍𝚞𝚔𝚎 𝚗𝚊𝚕𝚞𝚍𝚊 𝚛𝚘𝚖𝚞𝚝𝚞𝚔𝚘 𝚛𝚘𝚗𝚞 (*im never going to play around with you again)
jooyeon
𝚑𝚞𝚑𝚞 𝚕𝚞𝚛𝚘𝚗𝚞 𝚑𝚞𝚔𝚊𝚛𝚊𝚖𝚘, 𝚜𝚘𝚍𝚎? (*haha youre joking, right?)
𝚜𝚘𝚍𝚎?? (*right??)
judge kwak
𝚗𝚊𝚐𝚞 (*nope)
𝚕𝚞𝚑𝚊𝚗𝚊 𝚗𝚎𝚍𝚘𝚟𝚎 𝚔𝚘𝚣𝚘 (*im fully serious)
jooyeon
𝚕𝚞 𝚟𝚊𝚕𝚊𝚑𝚎𝚛𝚊 𝚗𝚎𝚔𝚞𝚖𝚘𝚕𝚎 𝚛𝚘𝚗𝚞 𝚑𝚊𝚗𝚊.. (*i dont believe you..)
judge kwak
𝚕𝚞 𝚐𝚊𝚍𝚎𝚝𝚘 𝚔𝚘𝚣𝚘 𝚗𝚘𝚣𝚊 (*apologise properly first)
𝚍𝚞 𝚔𝚞𝚖𝚊 𝚝𝚎𝚣𝚞𝚗𝚘 𝚍𝚞𝚖𝚊𝚝𝚊𝚔𝚘 𝚛𝚘𝚗𝚞 (*then ill consider it)
jooyeon
𝚑𝚑𝚑𝚑𝚑𝚑 >< (*ughh ><)
junhan
as funny as this is
jungsu-hyung is asking for a screenshot of this chat
can you both like..
resend this all in an actual earth language??
and maybe joo could you just lie flat on the bed again ???
judge kwak
i refuse to talk to jooyeon anymore
jooyeon
nooo
jiseokie dont be like this
junhan
im gonna take that as a no
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[Xdinary Boys]
hannie
thats a no
i cant tell if its still play fighting or if its actually real
so ig theres that
illie
oh wait really??
su
@jiseuk @joojoo whats going on?
minnie
what were the texts like jun?
were they really serious?
hannie
hmm just like
jiseok - ‘i refuse to play along with you in games anymore’
jooyeon - ‘noo dont be like that’
jiseok - ‘im refusing to talk to you now’
jooyeon - ‘nooo’
minnie
oh damn
su
@jiseuk @joojoo guysss
jiseuk
what?
su
are you actually fighting over this?
jiseuk
joos pissing me tf off
but no
im not actually properly mad
joojoo
OH THANK GOODNESS
jiseuk
i did mean what i said tho
im not playing around again until you apologise
joojoo
im sorry jiseok :(
jiseuk
thanks jooyeon
illie
so.. this conlang seems to be a point of conflict
maybe its best its not used anymore?
not in this chat anyway
jiseuk
oh
no wait
i dont want to get it banned
minnie
its probably for the best tho right?
if no one else understands it
then its probably better to ban it to avoid arguments
jiseuk
i was just being silly
seriously
its like 1am
im overtired and being silly
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[court room drama]
judge kwak
aw fuck
junhan
i mean it doesnt matter if its banned there right?
its not like its being used regularly there
we can still speak it here
judge kwak
i mean
i know that
but 𝚑𝚑𝚑
still
junhan
i get that
ʏᴇʜ ᴏʜ ʏᴇʜ ᴋēᴍ ᴏʜ (*but its okay and youre okay)
ᴏʜ ᴏʜ (*everythings okay)
ᴇᴏʜᴋ ᴏʜ, ʜᴏ ʜᴏ (*think positive, not negative)
judge kwak
ᴏʜ (*yes)
thats true
thanks junnie
jooyeon
wow, i love the way āhlehk looks
i forgot how simple it reads
its okay if they ban ketagamu tho
i probably shouldnt be using it there anyways
its a slippery slope to them finding out lol
judge kwak
yeahh
humans arent really ready for aliens yet
junhan
no
they arent
jooyeon
okay
so its agreed?
no more alien languages in the main chat?
junhan
you were the only one doing it
but yes
agreed
judge kwak
𝚕𝚞 𝚖𝚘𝚕𝚎𝚖𝚘𝚕𝚎 𝚑𝚊𝚗𝚊 (*i absolutely agree)
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[Xdinary Boys]
illie
i mean thats true
but still its kind of unfair
minnie
its like if jun started just talking in japanese
and none of us knew what he was saying
its uncomfortable for everyone else
su
totally
props on being able to speak it, jooyeonie
but still :/
its not fun for the rest of us for it to be used so much
illie
okay, so do we all agree?
lets not use conlangs in this chat
joojoo
totally i agree
im sorry for making you guys uncomfortable
su
its okay
you were excited
jiseuk
i agree to the ban as well
hannie
me too
illie
okay so its settled then
su
lmao im still curious about how you learnt it jooyeon
joojoo
oh how?
it was easy because my friends spoke it fluently around me 24/7
so i was basically forced to learn through emersion
su
and that worked?
joojoo
yeah
it was learn or never speak again
minnie
suddenly were only speaking english around jooyeon
joojoo
lmao no please T_T
not againnn
illie
haha
okay uh well
can we maybe all go to sleep now?
just
its really late
and we have practice tomorrow morning
so
please
jiseuk
aw okiee
hannie
yeah im tired
minnie
same lol
aight, bye guys
hannie
cya
jiseuk
BYE SEUNGMINNIE
BYE JUNHANNIE
su
gn everyone <3
jiseuk
GN JUNGSU <3
GN GUNIL-HYUNG
illie
haha gn jiseokie
joojoo
gn jiseok :D
jiseuk
uh.. bye joo
joojoo
˙◠˙
jiseuk
:P
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[court room drama]
judge kwak
lmaoo
btw good save about learning the conlang
jooyeon
oh thats how i learnt both korean and ketagamu lol
so i wasnt exactly lying
judge kwak
LOL that is so real wtf
anyways we should prolly sleep now
jooyeon
yurp
gn jiseokie (pls say it back this time ><)
judge kwak
lolol 𝐠𝐞𝐫𝐮 𝐠𝐚𝐬𝐞 𝐠𝐚𝐬𝐞 (*sleep well)
oh, and before i forget..
[judge kwak changed their name to jiseok]
[jiseok changed the chat name to unsuspecting chat name]
jooyeon
lmao jiseok
jiseok
GN !
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[jungji]
ji
hold up
HOLD UP
i just read back and ??
hyeongjun and jooyeon are together rn ???
ծ_Ô
jung
I WAS JUST THINKING THAT
theyre both staying in joos room
thats pretty.. suspicious if you ask me
ji
omgg do you think theres something going on between them ?
jung
yesss
ahhh ><
theyd be so perfect together tbh
ji
oh
actually
idk
i mean maybe
jung
???
ji
nothing haha
i just
idk realised something
maybe theyre just hanging out as friends?
jung
lol what ? what made you suddenly realise that ?
ji
i just have heard them describe
their types ig
and they dont fit each other in that regard
lol
jung
people can fall for someone who isnt their ‘type’
why are you being weird suddenly??
ji
im not lol
im just trying not to speculate about my friends
sorry
i know im being difficult
im just exhaused
jung
you guys have a private gc, right?
did they mention something there?
ji
something like that
im really tired so i probably should sleep
night su
jung
wait!
ji
yeah?
jung
uhh
would you wanna come sleep with me tonight?
i get lonely lol
and jooyeon is busy with hyeongjun
so yknow
ji
wowww
nice to know im your second choice
jung
i didnt mean it like that!!
ji
lmaoo i know
its okay
id
actually love to spend the night with you
lemme just do my teeth then ill come over
jung
oh okay
yay
ill be waiting then <3