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Summary:

2 satirical one-shots i wrote over 1 year ago!

the 1st chapter is kazuscara and the 2nd chapter is arlebina

Notes:

hello!! this is the first fics im posting, ever!!! i wrote both of these one-shots over a year ago, they are both satire and were written to my friend on discord lol, so dont expect masterpieces. i revisited them recently and thought it would be funny if i posted them here soo here they are!

(also im not in the genshin fandom anymore…so if you were hoping for more genshin fics from me…..youre out of luck)

btw they are supposed to be on a floating skateboard 2763 quadrillion miles in the air

(See the end of the work for more notes.)

Chapter 1: This Skateboard ain’t Big Enough for the Two of us

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He stares at him, with night blue soulless eyes.

     “I…I’m sorry Kazuha-chan…, but this skateboard isn’t big enough for the two of us…” The boy with dark blue locks says, in a emotional state where both anger and sadness were mixed into one.

     “W-What do you mean…? Are you…you really going to do this to me, Wanderer-senpai…?” Kazuha cries, staring at him with both glaring, and heartbroken eyes. “I-I have to…! I’m…I…” Wanderer hesitates, digging for the right words to use in his head. “I can’t believe you, Wanwan…I thought you loved me…! All that time…, just for this…? You betrayed me like this…?” He shouts in fury while sobbing his tears out.

     “I-I do..! I really love you…! I can’t live without you…” Wanderer suddenly shouts, “I don’t want to do this either…” He takes a step back, looking down at the ground. “Then why..!? Why are you doing this to me…?!” Kazuha finally exclaims, letting his emotions take over him.

     “This…- I-I-I just can’t explain right now…, just trust me this time, okay…?” He swiftly turns around and holds Kazuha’s hands

     “Well-“ Wanderer’s lover says, but cuts-off his sentence midway through, finding no argument in what he said, and finally trusting his boyfriend in that moment. “Fine…that doesn’t mean I forgive you yet though…”

     “That’s alright…I wouldn’t either if I were you…” Wanderer-kun steps forward, they both stare at each other with a soft smile, while holding hands. As the wind gently blows their hair, Wanderer whispers in Kazuha’s ear, “Trust me on this, you will be fine,” he then kisses him lightly on his check and gets ready to let his lover go. Kazuha closes his eyes, expecting to start falling through the air, but after a few seconds of nothing happening, he opens them back up and finds his senpai, Wanderer, sacrificed himself to protect him!

     “Wanderer-chan..?!” Kazuha turns his head left and right, desperately trying to find him, but he is no where in sight. He realizes what has happened. Immediately, nothing but Wanderer filled his mind. Bouncing in thoughts, Kazuha jumps around and finds his lover had jumped off to prevent Kazuha from falling. “N-No…W-W-Wait…!” Regret started to pour in, he felt like sinking to the ground, but he knew now was not the time for that. Knowing he had to do something, Kazuha-chan leaped off the skateboard like a twirling ballerina, trying as hard as he could to save Wanderer. Just then…, he realized the actual reason why Wanderer-senpai did this. Wanderer knew he did not have his anemo vision with him. He knew he was going to jump instead of Kazuha. This wasn’t a sacrifice or a betrayal. Kazuha’s ruby eyes widened, realizing this, he quickly grabbed his anemo vision to boost himself to catch up with Wanderer. Both of them, tumbling down the ground, while being fifty thousand feet in the air.

     “W-Wait…, is that…? No…I told him to trust me…!” He circled in his head, his hat was already long gone. He didn’t want Kazuha to die. He only wanted himself to die. As Kazuha, was coming closer and closer to him, both of their hearts were pounding insanely fast, blood was rushing to their heads. Kazuha-kun could not lose another loved one, neither could Wanderer-chan.

     At last, Kazuha finally caught up to him, he reached his arms out and carried him in his arms, still falling.

     “Wh-What are you doing..?! I-I told yo-“

     Kazuha put his hand over his mouth, “I can’t live without you…! I…I know what you were planning to do…! We will both make out of this alive, wether you like it or not..!” He shouts out, trying to volume his voice louder then the gushing wind.

     “I-“ Before Wanderer could barely even start his sentence, Kazuha put his hand through his hair, and kissed him.

     “I love you.”

     “I-I love you too…” They both said, kissing again before Kazuha used his anemo vision to land softly on the ground. Apparently, they landed straight in the middle of the Inazuma town square, so unfortunately, or fortunately, almost everyone in the village saw it…, including the usual news reporter, so of course, they did land on the news. (this ending is ass but im too lazy to writing a good one)