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1. Bludgers, Beasts & Beating Hearts by Pretty_Patchouli

   Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling  

   • Explicit
   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • F/M
   • Work in Progress

   28 Dec 2025

   Tags

   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • Hermione Granger/Theodore Nott
   • Rolf Scamander/Charlie Weasley
   • Draco Malfoy/Ginny Weasley
   • Hermione Granger/Viktor Krum
   • Hermione Granger
   • Theodore Nott
   • Rolf Scamander
   • Pansy Parkinson
   • Viktor Krum
   • Charlie Weasley
   • George Weasley
   • Ginny Weasley
   • Draco Malfoy
   • Ron Weasley
   • Harry Potter
   • Quidditch Player Theodore Nott
   • Magizoologist Hermione Granger
   • Forced Proximity
   • Fake/Pretend Relationship
   • Quidditch
   • Idiots in Love
   • HEA
   • Explicit Sexual Content
   • Mutual Pining
   • Banter
   • Quidditch Beater Theodore Nott
   • POV Hermione Granger
   • Alternate Universe - Modern with Magic
   • Romance
   • Explicit Language
   • BAMF Pansy Parkinson
   • Rolf Scamander is a Little Shit

   Summary

   A Forced Proximity, Fake Dating Sports Romance

   Hermione Granger has it all – a renowned career, loyal friends and the perfect relationship with international Quidditch star Viktor Krum. At least, that's what everyone believes. But when a single note turns everything upside down, her carefully balanced world begins to crumble.

   Theodore Nott is focused, ambitious and completely uninterested in distractions. His one goal is to conquer the British league. The last thing he needs is a curly-haired flatmate, who comes with stacks of research papers, an endless knowledge of magical creatures, and a stubborn tendency to get under his skin.

   When circumstances push them into a fake relationship, boundaries begin to blur. Between Bludgers, Beasts and growing feelings, Hermione and Theo may discover that the hardest hearts to tame aren't found in the wild.

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