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It was a nice sunny day outside, and a kid with short brown hair and a green polo was walking down on main street.
Then a fork hit him.
(He didn't know what hit him(Justin?))
. . .
(Literally)
Then a brick,
and a cement block,
and an anvil,
and a piano,
then a grand piano,
and an organ.
(It's kinda bizarre how many things have fallen so far)
Then the ✨Magic School Bus✨ ran over it all,
(He was a Magic School Bus intro hater)
soon followed by a cement truck.
When all the cars had passed a building fell out of the sky,
with a meteor not long after.
And all was carried away by a screaming freight train off into the distance.
In the end all that was left was a disgusting half eaten slice of banana bread, that was then picked up by an unsuspecting girl with long brown hair down her back. She had taken a bite of it and promptly fell over clutching her stomach and died of food poisoning.
Afterwards Hazmat suits were needed to safely dispose of the slice of banana bread and the girl. It was taken to an active volcano in Antarctica and was never seen again.
✨The End >:-3™✨