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1. Surprise! by RavenRavell

   Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, DCU, Superman - All Media Types  

   • Mature
   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • M/M
   • Complete Work

   31 Oct 2025

   Tags

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   • Clark Kent/Bruce Wayne
   • Clark Kent
   • Bruce Wayne
   • Dick Grayson
   • Jason Todd
   • Tim Drake (DCU)
   • Damian Wayne
   • Halloween
   • Halloween Costumes
   • Fluff
   • Being Walked In On
   • Kinda
   • Surprises
   • Batfamily Shenanigans (DCU)
   • Bruce Wayne is Bad at Communicating
   • Clark Kent is So Done

   Summary

   Clark was just supposed to be on a normal, everyday grocery trip. Doing wholesome things, like getting milk, and eggs, and last-minute candy. He wasn't supposed to be standing frozen in the middle of the Halloween aisle, mouth agape, staring at…

   Well. At that.

   The costume staring back at him was composed of only three pieces: a black plastic cowl, a black crop-top with a Batman logo over the chest, and a pair of matching black short-shorts with a yellow waistband. The placard atop the costume very helpfully read: "Sexy Batman". Just to make sure you knew what you were buying.

   —

   Clark has a Halloween surprise for Bruce. Bruce has a Halloween surprise for Clark. Things do not go as planned for either party

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   English

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