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The members of the circus were minding their own business (strangely even Jax!) when suddenly, seemingly out of nowhere a loud air horn blared.

Those sitting in the common room's reactions were between annoyed indifference (Zooble) and near abstraction (Pomni).

Caine's voice was now projected everywhere.“IS THIS THING ON??!!!” He screamed.

“Caine we can hear you fine” Ragatha explained “Besides I think Pomni’ll abstract if you keep making loud noises.” This was true, Pomni’s deposition now resembled that of a frightened dog on the Fourth of July, Jax, being the insufferable rabbit he was, would've usually made a joke about this but strangely he was nowhere to be found.

Caine’s voice, now a little less booming, resumed. “Right, uh, sorry about that my little sensitively 対称の spaghettis, anyway if you'll turn your attention to meeeee…”

“..what did he say..?” Ragatha asked.

“I have no [BOING]ing clue” Zooble snorted, “Though God help us all of it was important to todays adventure, hey!” They said turning to Gangle “Maybe you know? From all that-” Zooble was interrupted by Gangle, who wrapped her ribbon arms around Zooble’s triangle head.

“They don't need to know that..ahahaha" Gangle was quickly turning back into shift manager mode.

“Why the [BOING] do people keep doing that!? I don't have a mouth!”

“Umm” said Pomni, interjecting after her mini anxiety attack had died down “I think Caine was saying something like: My little sensitively symmetrical spaghettis.”

Ragatha’s and Gangle’s eyes eyes turned to her.

“Oh you okay Pomni..?” Ragatha said softly, like trying to calm a child down after they got a scraped knee.

“I'm not a child Ragatha, I'm fine.”

“Just making sure you're okay! No harm in asking for help!”

“Thanks, but I'm okay.”

Gangle however had a much different reaction.

“DO YOU KNOW JAPANESE??!!!” the ribbon doll screamed,which was actually her trying to contain excitement.

“Yess…” Pomni said slowly, trying not to overexcite her.

“Oh really? How?” Said Ragatha “I didn't know that.”

“Oh I'm Asian, specifically Japenese, it's actually my first language.” Pomni explained.

A high pitched squeal sounded, “So you can watch anime.. *dramatic pause* WITHOUT THE DUBS??!!!”

“I..guess?”

A manic laugh sounded from Gangle. “Teach me??!!!”

Pomni smiled, glad she was getting through to Gangle, could help to connect with more of the circus goers, despite how that ended with Jax… “Yeah sure, I mean I don't know if I'd be the best teacher but I can try.”

Caine's voice shouted suddenly “HELLOOOOO!!!!??? PAY ATTENTION TO ME NOT POMNI!!!”

“oh-! Sorry Caine” said Ragatha quickly, praying he wouldn't make them do another traumatizing adventure.

“Bad enough she won the favorite character awards..” Caine mumbled under his breath.

“What was that?”

“N-NOTHING!!!! Now that I've gotten your attention I can finally explain this new adventure, in fact I'm trying out a new style!”

“Oh God kill me now” moaned Zooble already trying to get away from the commons.

“It's an in-house adventure too!”

“[WHAM][SQUEAK]”

“Ooh fun!” Ragatha clapped her hands, sure this’d be better than last time.

“Anyways, wait where is Jax and Kinger?!”

“I think Kinger said something about making clam chowder? And I honestly don't care where Jax is.” Pomni responded.

“That's strange, considering you were all buddy-buddy last-” now it was Pomni covering Zooble's head.

“I DONT HAVE A MOTHER[BOING]ING MOUTH???!!” They shouted.

“Well it gets you to shut up,” Caine started. “And isn't that the real end goal?”

“L-lets just find Kinger, maybe Jax can sit this one out?” Ragatha said, trying to get them back on track.

“PLEASE tell me Jax won't be here.” Said Pomni.

“I agree with that” Gangle said nodding.

“I think we ALL agree on that” Zooble said.

“Well sucks to suck immm hereeee” Jax interrupted. “Figured I'd see what was going on since that loudspeaker thing stopped”

“I'm here as well” Kinger said stepping out of a plant pot.

“JESUS, how long were you in there??” Zooble said, surprised, their body parts jumping piece by piece.

“About the time it takes to wait for a watch.” He said wisely.

Everyone looked confused. Pomni decided to try something, “How can you wait for a watch when you haven't got the time?”

“Clam chowder” he responded, then handed her a bowl, which was.. immediately snapped away by Caine.

“ME! JUST CAINE!!!” He screamed and they finally quieted.

“Good, now since you all are being RUDE SPAGHETTIS, I'm just gonna get Bubble to give you the CliffNotes version”

“How does Caine know what CliffNotes is?” Ragatha whispered to Pomni.

“NO TALKY! BUBBLE START”

“Well as you know I'm Bubble, and I realllyyyy like to [Tv static noise] when I'm lonely, I become hungry. And when I become[tv static noise][BEEP] of yours...then lick all [Tv static noise] , before taking out [Tv static noise] [BOING]ing baby--!”

There was silence among the circus goers as Caine stared at Bubble with a shocked and traumatized face.

“What?” Jax asked, annoyed.

“Anyway! You will all be given WackyPhonesTM, which is a byproduct of one of our sponsors, WackyWatchTM! These phones will allow you to communicate and get a general sense of community, which’ll be crucial in the hard [BEE- ships, hardships ahead! And by hardships I mean that we got some traumatizing stuff cooking! These phones will also be used for mini challenges, in these mini challenges you can win WackyPoints, a currency used to buy some helpful items for the adventures!” Bubble resumed.

Caine shook out of his stupor and said “Uh.. YEAH! All hail our corporate overlords at WackyWatchTM! Now get crack-a-lackin-break-yo-mamas-back-into your rooms to start texting!”

“What?” Jax asked again now more confused than annoyed.

“Why can't we just text here?” Said Pomni.

“The author overlord who controls everything we do is tired as fuck and doesn't want to continue writing so they're separating the exposition and the meat of the fanfic!” Caine replied happily.

“There are so many things to comment upon that, first of all, ARE WE ALL JUST CHARACTERS IN A FREAKING FANFIC??? second of all did you just say [BOING]?“ Said Pomni, fighting off an existential crisis (again).

”To add to that, why did you have to call it the meat of the fanfic? There were SO many better terms.“ Zooble added.

“Exactly!” Gangle agreed.

“Yeah bet you'd know allll about fanfiction wouldn't ya ribbons?” Jax said smirking.

“AHHHHHHH!!! MEAT!! MEAT PLEASE IM DONE WITH THE EXPOSITION!!!!”

“Righty-o!” Caine said.

And then the author went to bed.

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Caine has created a group chat called ‘The Amazing Digital Circus Friends’

Caine: Hello friends!

Zooble: I'm not your friend

Caine: shutthefucku- please write at least 10 messages in this group chat and that'll be your challenge for today as I have other things to attend to, Bubble is here to help with anything you need!

Pomni: So bubble is basically clippy?

Jax: who is clippy???
Jax: haha Zooble go [EVERYONE LOVES CAINE] yourself

Zooble: didn't know you loved Caine so much Jax, also how the [EVERYONE LOVES CAINE] do you not know who clippy is?
Zooble: wait what?
Zooble: Caine did you SERIOUSLY censor the chat??? Zooble: [EVERYONE LOVES CAINE]

Pomni: let me try
Pomni: [EVERYONE LOVES CAINE] [EVERYONE LOVES CAINE] [EVERYONE LOVES CAINE] [EVERYONE LOVES CAINE] [EVERYONE LOVES CAINE] [EVERYONE LOVES CAINE] [EVERYONE LOVES CAINE] [EVERYONE LOVES CAINE] [EVERYONE LOVES CAINE] [EVERYONE LOVES CAINE] [EVERYONE LOVES CAINE] [EVERYONE LOVES CAINE] I think he did yeah

Bubble: to answer your queries, yes I do have a massive
Bubble: Clippy was a virtual assistant in the early stages of technology and yes, there is a censor on the group chat since you all like being naughty~.

Ragatha: Ew? What did I just arrive to??

Gangle: why is pomni always the test subject for cursing?

Jax: bcuz she's so compliant and submissive

Pomni: didn't know your name was pomni Jax, after all I wasn't the one wearing that maid outfit

Zooble: hey bubble is there any way we have a picture of that?

Bubble: Unfortunately Jax’s hottt outfit was not captured on photo, however you can take photos and videos using your new WackyPhonesTM.

Jax: I feel sexualised

Pomni: I feel like you can't spell

Bubble: You can enable autocorrect on your WackyPhonesTM easily if you navigate to your settings!

Gangle: thanks bubble :3

Jax: cringe

Ragatha:…Having good manners?

Jax: yes

Zooble: I'm putting random [EVERYONE LOVES CAINE] so I can leave and not talk to this dumb[EVERYONE LOVES CAINE]

Pomni: smart but I don't really have anything to do except drown myself in the digital lake so…

Jax: I'll drown you!!!

Ragatha: Let's not drown ourselves okay?

Bubble: https://www.thetrevorproject.org/

Zooble: Why'd you choose the gay crisis line?

Jax: hmmm I wonder…

Gangle: Jax you are as straight as a circle, be quiet >:(

Jax: at least I don't lust over fictional characters.
Jax: or, for example, figurines~

Gangle has left the chat

Zooble: how'd she leave without completing the challenge?

Gangle is online

Gangle: DO NOT LEAVE THE CHAT WITHOUT COMPLETING THE CHALLENGE ._.

Zooble: .. what happened?

Gangle: I don't want to talk about it.

Zooble: welp this is my eleventh text so I'm leaving, Gangle join me in my room after you're done?

Zooble is offline

Jax: ooh naughtyyy

Pomni: I thought we couldn't have s*x?

Ragatha: Virtually no.
Ragatha: I won't elaborate.

Jax: raggie why do you type like you're a f’ing scholar? Jax: haHA me and pom have figured out a way around the censors!

Pomni: don't involve me in this

Ragatha: I'm just used to having good grammar and spelling, since I actually ACT like I have an education.

Jax: ive done over 10 messages.
Jax: see ya bxtchs!

Gangle: I have nothing to contribute.
Gangle: but I want to go see Zooble so I'll drag these out

Pomni: what're you guys doing?

Gangle: despite what Jax says
Gangle: we are doing art
Gangle: :)
Gangle: last message :D

Gangle is offline

Pomni: this is my last message, what about you Ragatha?

Ragatha: Counting this one? Only seven. You can leave though!

Pomni: ok thx, and maybe just spam something?

Pomni is offline

Bubble: Spamming is not allowed on this group chat and is a violation of challenge rules, see more about the challenges?

Ragatha: No I'm fine, thank you.
Ragatha: Fun fact my favorite color is blue!
Ragatha: My favorite fruit is raspberries and with that I am done!

Ragatha is offline

Kinger: just me and you.
Kinger: my names kinger by the way :).
Kinger: spelt k-i-n-g-e-r.
Kinger: wait how do I type??
Kinger: I figured it out.
Kinger: are the letters or number buttons I forgot. Kinger: I remember butterflies though.
Kinger: Butterflies taste with their feet and a group of them is called a flutter!
Kinger: butterflies are neato!
Kinger: oh I have to go, I love you!

Kinger is offline

Caine: all members have completed the challenge! 5 WackyPoints to all!

The admin has turned on do.not.disturb./all files./ctrl.alt.delete

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Caine: Today my lil pristine potatoes after our daily adventure we will be choosing usernames! That will be todays challenge!

Pomni: cool, what is the adventure?

Zooble: he won't tell you y'know

Jax: maybe he just doesn't like you zoobs, he might respond to pom pom tho

Pomni: stop calling me that.

Jax: why? It should be your username

Gangle: you weren't even a cute maid Jax, shut up

Jax: hey I'm sure pomni looveddd it

Ragatha: Didn't she vote against it?

Pomni: yea I did, Jax is just a little slow

Jax: ruude

Kinger: sometimes the rudest pills are the hardest to swallow
Kinger: CAW CAW

Gangle: was that profound or no?

Zooble: I can't tell, pomni?

Pomni: might be a play on the saying The truth can be a hard pill to swallow or however goes, but instead of swallow as in injest he means it like the bird swallow?

Jax: Ik what Ragatha likes to swallow~

Ragatha is offline

Jax is offline

Pomni: I can hear Ragatha murdering Jax lmao

Gangle: get him!xxxD

Zooble: this should always be the adventure, just beating up Jax..or giving him period cramps?

Kinger: he’s not ready for the responsibility

Gangle: that's why it'd be fun! :D

Ragatha is online

Jax is online

Jax: help.

Pomni: no.

Ragatha: Why was the second thought to give Jax period cramps??

Caine: HI!

Kinger: hi!

Caine: it's time for another adventure!

Zooble: sh*t

After said adventure…

Ragatha: Well that wasn't too bad!

Jax: eh could've used more violence

Ragatha: Not everything needs to be perfect for you.

Gangle: yeah! Deflate ur ego!

Jax: hush it Gangle
Jax: or it all comes out…

Gangle: sorry!

Ragatha: does anyone know what happened..?

Zooble: no

Pomni: I might have an idea

Gangle: HOW?????

Pomni: I did know how to access the Internet in the real world and that was like a THING at some point yeah?

Zooble: what?

Jax: there are other freaks like that??

Pomni: I'm not accusing Gangle of anything! Just making an educated guess?

Jax: eww school

Zooble: pomni and Jax please stop tormenting gangle

Pomni: **** I didn't mean to!

Jax: I did :)

Gangle: your fine pomni.
Gangle: not your fault ig:(

Ragatha: Oh the censors seem to be fixed.

Bubble: Righty-o! Anytime you substitute a letter for a character the word will immediately change to that character!

Jax: @@@@ it
Jax: I was having fun!

Caine: Don't forget about the challenge! Also if you swear you’ll lose a WackyPoint!

Pomni: like from this point forward?

Caine: yes

Pomni: thank god

Gangle: Changing mine now!

Gangle has changed their name to AnimeGirlUwU

Jax: gross

Ragatha: Let her be!

Pomni has changed their name to UnmedicatedAnxiety

Jax: way better than McSaddy

Zooble: that's the best you could do to insult gangle??

Zooble has changed their name to 420ForLife

UnmedicatedAnxiety: Ok how'd that get past the censors?

Ragatha: what's 420?

Kinger: when I was a young I quite liked it!

Jax: @@@@ had no idea kinger was like that

AnimeGirlUwU: didn't he grow up when they had that in coke?

UnmedicatedAnxiety: ?

AnimeGirlUwU: like coca cola

Jax: how'd you not know that pom pom???

Ragatha: Both of your names is slightly worrying.

UnmedicatedAnxiety: I mean it's true?

420ForLife: Exactly

Caine: Choose names or I'll choose then for you!

Ragatha changed their name to Ragd0ll

Jax: BASIC!

Ragd0ll: Shut up, I didn't know what else to do.

Caine has changed Jax's name to BunnyBoy

BunnyBoy: NO

UnmedicatedAnxiety: YES

AnimeGirlUwU: HECK YEA

Ragd0ll: ABSOLUTELY APPROVED

420ForLife: agreed

BunnyBoy: CHANGE IT

Caine: It cost 3 WackyPoints and you only have four because you cursed.

BunnyBoy: fine whatever

UnmedicatedAnxiety: Noooooo

AnimeGirlUwU: saddest day of my life :(

Caine has changed BunnyBoy’s name to CutesyMaid

420ForLife:

Ragd0ll:

UnmedicatedAnxiety:

AnimeGirlUwU:

Kinger: holy shit! :)

UnmedicatedAnxiety: kinger can swear? UnmedicatedAnxiety: also Jax stop breaking things its really annoying

420ForLife: not our fault the name suits you

Kinger has changed their name to Ilikechess

Ilikechess: does everyone like the new name?

Gangle: yeah :D
Gangle: what happened to my name?

Caine: In hindsight it probably wasn't the best idea given how much chaos it has caused

Jax: thank god

Pomni: what? Didn't like CutesyMaid?

Zooble: I really thought he would

Jax: shut the [EVERYBODY LOVES CAINE] up.
Jax: Caine remove the censors

Caine: Now now, the Digital Circus is for all ages!

Jax is offline

Kinger: Goodbye girls and Zooble! Im almost finished sewing this pillow!

Ragatha: you can sew?

Kinger: my wife taught me :)

Zooble: heh?
Zooble: did anyone else know Kinger has a wife?

Ragatha: No.

Gangle: me neither

Pomni: I knew

Kinger is offline

Zooble: not much point in being here, bye

Zooble is offline

Gangle: goodbye :3

Gangle is offline

Pomni: just me and you huh?

Ragatha: Actually I was gonna see if Kinger wanted to sew with me? If that's okay?

Pomni: of course!

Ragatha is offline

Pomni is offline

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Caine: For today you all won't do an adventure!

Zooble: finally some evidence god hasn't abandoned us in this hellhole

Pomni: mood

Jax: mood

Kinger: I have a mood ring too!

Gangle: you don't have fingers..?

Kinger: damn straight lil lady!

Ragatha: okay then.

Caine: this is because you will all be spilling secrets about your before life!

Pomni: excuse me what?

Caine: Our viewers REALLY liked that bar scene and our sponsors REALLY like money! So more of that please

Zooble: do we at least get alcohol

Caine: That would affect your coordination, thus affecting your typing skills my little licky ligament!

Ragatha: Ew. Stop.

Jax: Call us something normal for God's sake

Pomni: agreed

Caine: Spill the secrets!!!

Ragatha: can't we all just talk privately? I don't want Jax to get any more ammunition.

Zooble: literally and figuratively.

Pomni: I am literally jumping with joy :)

Ragatha: ?

Pomni: reference to something nvm

Ragatha: Right well I think we all should talk with someone we trust, whether that be another member or even an NPC!
Ragatha: I’m always here if anyone needs to talk!

Caine: No. Spill secrets here. >:(

Zooble: why do we need to talk here?

Kinger: Why do we need to talk?

Pomni: normal human function?

Kinger: that makes sense! Thank you young jester!

Ragatha: Right well I'm here if anyone need to talk privately :)

Jax: bcuz every good conversation starts with we need to talk

Pomni: heard that many times lol

Jax: aww widdle pwomni get hwer widdle heawt bwoken?

Gangle: didn't know you were so good at uwu speak

Jax: only for pom pom!

Pomni: stop patronizing me

Jax: idk what that means :)

Zooble: treating her like a child basically

Ragatha: Yep, Pomni why don't you start?

Pomni: uh ok

Pomni: moved to America when I was 5, I don't remember much from japan but I know I was saving up to go back

Gangle: please take me with youuuuuuuu

Pomni: if we ever get out of here maybe

Jax: jeez way to bring the mood down

Ragatha: Continue please.

Pomni: right, well I had a pretty standard childhood, I was good in school, all A’s

Jax: NERD

Pomni: shut it BunnyBoy

Jax: boooooo

Pomni: ANYWAYS, I was accepted to stanford but couldn't pay, took out loans but tale as old as time, nobody was hiring.
Pomni: so I became a manager at a supermarket and rented an apartment with a friend

Jax: you had friends???

Zooble: just because you didn't doesn't mean we didn't

Jax: rude! I had friends!

Pomni: right… uhmm learned I was being cheated on by my boyfriend for 2 of the 3 years we’d been together, broke up, friend got with him because she was the one he was cheating with, moved in with another friend, checked out an abandoned office, put on a headset, and now I'm here :)

Zooble: Jesus girl-

Kinger: That took a turn :D

Jax: haha loser

Ragatha: …did you really just say that?

Jax: yea lmao

Ragatha is offline

Jax: hchdydyfjvjgjgi

Pomni: thank you Ragatha! That brought a smile to my face

Ragatha is online

Ragatha: No problem! I guess question time?

Gangle: what's your favorite color?

Jax: hers is red

Pomni: red
Pomni: how'd you know that?

Jax: eh you mentioned it in the president pomni adventure

Pomni: uhh ok, anything else?

Jax: body count?

Pomni:

Pomni is offline

Zooble: FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT

Gangle: I love this >:3

Pomni is online

Jax: why do you love beating me up sm?

Zooble: I'm assuming it's your punchable face

Caine: let's get this trainwreck back on track! Jax you should've known Pomni wouldn't tell you how many people she's killed!

Jax: yea that's what I meant

Zooble: sexuality?

Pomni: bisexual

Jax: are any of us actually straight?

Kinger I am! I wear rainbow socks during June though :)

Gangle: good on you Kinger:)

Ragatha: I’ll go next?

Jax: no need dolly, we already heard your traumatic backstory in the bar

Zooble: I hate to say it but he is right
Zooble: maybe just skip to questions?

Ragatha: Oh! Okay that's fine then.

Gangle: sexuality?

Ragatha: lesbian

Bubble: GIRL KISSER

Pomni: ..yes?

Jax: why did bubble just do that???
Jax: I thought bubble was clippy?

Zooble: you didn't even know who clippy was!

Jax: the error of my ways has been fixed.
Jax: anyway, what was your horses name raggy?

Ragatha: Strangely nice question, but she was named Marcelene!

Jax: oh you underestimate me doll face, also why does your horse have such a fancy human name?

Pomni: I thought it was pretty normal?

Jax: animals do not need human names, name it smth like paperclip

Zooble: wtf kinda name is that?

Gangle: abbreviations work for swearing??

Zooble: this knowledge is very good to know

Jax: that sounded so stilted- are you high?
Jax: if so I want some weed

Caine: STOP TALKING ABOUT GARDENING AND GET BACK TO TRAUMA DUMPING!!!

Pomni: that is the first time that sentence has ever been uttered, did you have any relationships Ragatha?

Ragatha: one with a boy, he made me sure I only liked girls

Pomni: guys’ll do that lol

Kinger: I heavily apologize for how the male community has hurt you both

Pomni: it's ok kinger :)

Gangle: ur such a girl dad :)

Zooble: no gfs?

Ragatha: huh?

Zooble: girlfriends

Jax: raggies too old to understand the words of the youth

Ragatha: I’m thirty?! Also why do you never call me by my name

Jax: its too long

Pomni: its 7 letters?

Kinger: aww i only have six

Zooble: same

Gangle: same?

Zooble: weird. Anyways Ragatha you were gonna say?

Ragatha: Right! No girlfriends yet.

Jax: aww poor raggie couldn't get laid?

Ragatha is offline

Jax: [EVERYBODY LOVES CAINE] not again

Jax is offline

Gangle: maybe Zooble can go next?

Zooble: sure, average childhood, got disowned at 17 for being LGBT, stayed with a friend, became a tattoo artist, reconnected with my dad after my mom died and was living at my house when I became a bartender before exploring an abandoned building finding a headset and ending up here

Pomni: why did something traumatic happen to all of us?

Zooble: I don't think being cheated on is the same as being disowned but ok

Pomni: not saying that but I'm sure we both have trust issues now

Zooble: okay whatever

Gangle: aww sorry that happened to you :(

Ragatha is online

Ragatha: I'm so sorry. What was your favorite tattoo?

Zooble: honestly any of the ones where people would get these big murals on their back that had deep meanings, they were fun and it felt good to change someone's life for the better

Jax is online

Jax: didn't know you actually cared abt anything

Zooble: shut it

Ragatha: sexuality?

Zooble: queer

Pomni: cool, not sure if we can get anything out of Jax so Gangle do you wanna go?

Gangle: ok

Gangle: I grew up in the suburbs, upper middle class, was obsessed with anime and manga and art in general, people never liked me because of it, I kinda get it though, my appearance looked like I was another perky and fun girl but I was just a major weeb. I felt stifled and did community college to try and get out to somewhere with people like me, college felt safe, I went to conventions had friends. But one convention I ended buying this cool looking headset and well you know what happened

Jax: that took you forever to type lmao

Zooble: well I hope you feel like you belong a bit here

Gangle: with you I do <3

Jax: stop boring me with your gross couplely ness

Zooble: I WILL go offline

Jax: geez okay.

Jax: sexuality ribbons?

Gangle: bi? Maybe pan?

Pomni: join the dark side. We have poptarts.

Zooble: happy to say I got that reference. What's your fav anime?

Gangle: oh tricky, this is basic but before I arrived here I had just finished death note and since I haven't watched any other animes since it's definitely been on my mind

Pomni: jeez didn't expect that of you lol
Pomni: favorite food?

Gangle: boba and fries!

Ragatha: The kind with the popping bubbles or the chewy ones?
Ragatha: I can't stand the popping ones not going to lie.

Gangle: both! Food and stuff from japan is my world!

Jax: basic!

Kinger: my wife was MY world. I did computer stuff in college when I met her, completely obsessed with entomology even got me obsessed. But everything else is a hazy blur. We had a dog though! A beagle named Pawn, we both loved chess see and liked playing in the park where we also played with the dog. We loved Pawn so much, I wonder what happened to him?

Ragatha: That's so sweet! What did your dog like to play?

Kinger: a dog!? Where!?

Jax: the mans crazy Ragatha, no chance getting him to answer anything

Pomni: your turn then, and I'm not taking a breaking bad backstory, or any other piece of media for that matter

Jax: aww I like being mysterious! Let the viewers figure it out!

Caine: That's not an acceptable answer!

Jax: okay fine,bought a ‘cursed’ headset on eBay fooled around with my friends and ended up here

Zooble: I dont know whats more surprising, the fact that Jax opened up or that he had friends

Jax: who wouldn't wanna be friends with moi?

Zooble: anyone with common sense? I'm going to bed

Zooble is offline

Jax: @@@@,straight to the heart huh pomni?

Pomni: do I need to bring up your whole monologue?

Ragatha: What monologue?

Jax: nothing, I'ma pull a zoobie and go to bed

Pomni: before that we need to ask at least one question, sexuality?

Jax: making sure you have a chance with me?

Pomni: just answer the freaking question

Jax: pan and night

Jax is offline

Kinger: JAX IS A PAN???

Ragatha: no-

Pomni: hehe gn

Pomni is offline

Ragatha: Goodnight!

Ragatha is offline

Gangle's WackyPhoneTM has died

Kinger: sweet dreams cupcake!

Kinger is offline

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Pomni: hey does anyone know where Caine/bubble is?

Ragatha: Has nobody told you?

Pomni: told me what?

Ragatha: Every so often a major update happens and we are kinda just left to our own devices

Zooble: it's cool as fuck Zooble: oh shit looks like censors are down

Zooble is offline

Zooble: nvm just on our phones

Gangle: Better be careful!
Gangle: otherwise Caine might..TAKE AWAY A POINT (dun dun duhhh)

Zooble: damn wouldn't want that…

Kinger: jvhchdydnvj

Ragatha: Are you okay Kinger?

Kinger: Never better!

Ragatha: Then why'd you keyboard smash..?

Kinger: Never better?

Pomni: what color is your mood ring Kinger?

Jax: heh?
Jax: why are we talking about mood rings??

Zooble: read the chat

Jax: I don't have the comprehension for that zoobs, I just woke up

Gangle: r u a fucking disney princess?

Zooble: how the fuck did you get GANGLE to swear??

Jax: i need my beauty sleep, fuck off
Jax: idk

Kinger: my wife was beautiful.

Ragatha: Aww Kinger! That's so sweet!

Pomni: gotta look good for that maid costume huh Jax?

Jax: only for you pom pom <3

Pomni: I literally voted against it, common sense dude

Jax: doesn't mean you weren't into it!
Jax: your clone definitely was

Pomni: ahh yes because our clones are mirror images of us

Jax: perhaps they show our deepest desires?

Pomni: do you mean embody??? And stop trying to sound deep because what you're saying is that your deepest desire is to be an uwu boy

Kinger: Pomni you're so funny. My mood ring is yellow with laughter!

Pomni: thx!

Gangle: what was it before?

Kinger: red and orange, which is anger and annoyance, like peanut butter and jelly, or cookies and cream, or Jax and maid dress

Ragatha: What were you angry and annoyed at?

Zooble: Jax and maid dress is the perfect combo tbh

Kinger: this update is a lot of hard work! But with perseverance I can get through it!

Kinger is offline

Pomni: is he like coding it?

Gangle: I mean he mentioned going to school for computers..?

Pomni: He's not an ai right?

Ragatha: Of course not silly! I remember when I first got here, he was very comforting, Caine was still pretty new to accommodating to the circus members I think.

Zooble: I think he's just being kooky again, no need for conspiracy theories

Jax: we can't have you going nuts this earlyyyy

Pomni: not planning to

Gangle: it's super tough the first..well I don't know how to track time here, adventures?

Jax: I'd say she's been having fun a lot more, if she abstracts already than that's just fucking weakkkk

Pomni: don't speak for me, and I really don't think someone who basically dies in here due to what I imagine is a **** mental state because we can't really be hurt is weak

Jax: are you seriously insinuating that I think ppl who commit suicide are weak??

Pomni: it sure as **** sounds like it

Jax: well I'm not saying that excuse me
Jax: and besides you HAVE had significantly less existential crisis's

Pomni: yeah I was just so fine and freaking dandy after it

Ragatha: After what? Am I missing something?

Zooble: I have no clue whats going on either but it's entertaining watching pomni yell at Jax

Pomni: I'm not yelling, just reminding him that he's not the only one affected

Jax: oh screw you, and not in the fun way!
Jax: I wasn't affected I don't care, can't you get that through your big jester hat?!

Zooble: not in the fun way is crazy

Gangle: wild.

Pomni: oh sureeeeee I'm sorry for thinking that maybe you showed an emotion other than snarky deflectivness
Pomni: shut it Zooble and Gangle

Jax: God I'm so done with your [EVERYONE LOVES CAINE] [EVERYONE LOVES CAINE]

Jax is offline

Kinger: pomni can you find my needle in a haystack?

Pomni: I can try..? I need to take a breather anyway

Pomni is offline

Gangle: jesus- what do you guys think happened ???

Ragatha: Well I don't want to make assumptions when they aren't here

Zooble: relaxxxx, I doubt they'll read the chat

Gangle: honestly looking through the messages I'm thinking that pomni maybe confessed a crush and Jax denied but he's still secretly into her???

Zooble: eh unlike pomni I feel like he doesn't show any emotion other than snarky deflectivness

Ragatha: Well he was pretty affected after The Abstraction.

Kinger: That's probably where it started then
Kinger: Though I think that maybe Pomni was building a friendship with Jax, maybe it was totally platonic maybe not, and Jax decided to push her away because he has attachment issues due to all he's lost to abstraction

Zooble: well that was deep

Gangle: how do you know all that???

Kinger: oh I was just guessing haha

Gangle: ugh it makes more sense than my theory Gangle: I really wanted a dramatic love scene

Zooble: all that anime has dulled your sense of how things actually work and I love it

Ragatha: That was kinda rude.

Gangle: no they're just joking I'm fine with it

Pomni is online

Pomni: back! Kinger i dropped off the needle

Kinger: oh I see it! Gonna get back to my work now

Kinger is offline

Jax is online

Pomni: I thought he was coding? Pomni: why does he need a needle?

Zooble: drugs.

Ragatha: No!

Jax: jeez pomni don't you know the mans nuts? Leave him be

Pomni: seriously?

Jax: whattt?

Pomni: are you still pretending nothing happened even after the fight we just had?

Jax: it's not that serious pom pom

Pomni: that's it I'm coming over

OFFLINE

(This means that now we are not in the chat)

Pomni violently opened her door and stomped across the hall before stopping at Jax's door. She paused, unsure if she should do this. Biting what would be her lip she knocked tentatively, all confidence from a while ago gone.

“I'm not letting you in!” Jax shouted through the door.

“I'm fine shouting everything that happened out here” Pomni called back, then her phone buzzed.

ONLINE

Zooble: please do

Gangle: I want the tea!!!!

Ragatha: Be a bit more respectful guys geez!

OFFLINE

“God those [ZIP]es just won't shut up” Jax said quietly.

Pomni still heard him through the door and responded with “And you wonder why people don't like you.”

“Oh I KNOW why people don't like me. I purposefully capitalize on it.”

“Because you're too scared to get close right? After that thing?”

“Pomni. Shut up. I'm not having this conversation with you.”

“Nobody who wants to be shot has a good mental state and I'm just trying to make sure you're okay, because you're actually NOT horrible a lot of the time.”

“Like I don't know what you were thing when you had your back turned.” Jax snorted. “Besides, there's nothing more to me, I told you stop looking.”

“And I told you no.”

“Feel free to just stay out there, we aren't talking, it's not happening.”

“Yes it [BOING]ing is, and I'll stay out here until you get sick of me.”

And she did.

Or at least until there was a Bing! sound accompanied by the words ‘Update complete!’

Chapter Text

Pomni: WHAT THE [EVERYONE LOVES CAINE]!?!

Ragatha: Oh look the censors are back on.

Caine: Yep! I'm going to trust that all of you abided by the circus rules while that was down!

Zooble: of course we were all very boring and didnt curse

Caine: great!

Jax: guys Pomni's abstracting

Ragatha: WHAT!?

Jax: idk her eyes are doing that thing again

Zooble: so she's not actually abstracting?

Pomni: hdduejdjdkakbdidnen

Gangle: ugh I think this replacement was a bit worse

Ragatha: Oh my God she's throwing up!!! What do I do!???!!!

Ragatha is offline

Bubble: IM ON MY WAY!!!!
Bubble: yum

Jax: oh **** now I'm going to throw up, gross

Caine: Bubble are you licking vomit again? We had an intervention about this.

Ragatha is online

Ragatha: She's good!

Pomni: not mentally, what WAS that!?

Caine: That my dear, was the Replacement!

Ragatha: We probably should've warned you,sorry!

Pomni: but like, what was it???? I'm confused

Kinger: oh well after the update is done there's a reset, so any small glitches that weren't addressed during the update are smoothed out, this also means that all characters and things are put back in their original place, every one in their room in their natural t-pose, if you are new to it, aren't in your room/in your traditional outfit, or not fully conscious it can give you serious whiplash and even normally can cause nausea and headaches thank you and good night :)

Kinger is offline

Zooble: yeah, Gangles more affected because her default is her happy mask and…yeah

Gangle: at the very least I get it back!

Zooble: I think maybe you shouldn't be looking at screens, how's your head?

Gangle: like it's full of lava trying to break out of my skull
Gangle: a skull I don't even have :)

Zooble: okay I'm confiscating your phone

Zooble is offline

Gangle: aww :(

Gangle is offline

Pomni: thanks for the explanation Kinger, I was doing all four haha fml

Caine: I didn't know you liked fettuccine! Bubble do we have the budget for that for dinner as a way to help our resident jester deal with her first Replacement?

Bubble: no-siree! We are broke as [BOING]!

Caine: Well then you have it here folks! Pomni will not be getting fettuccine!

Pomni: why would I want fettuccine..?

Caine: doesn't FML mean Fettuccine Meal Lover?

Pomni: oh yeah sure.
Pomni: I'm abt to die I need to get off this and rest, night!

Ragatha: Goodnight!

Pomni is offline

Jax: just you and me huh?

Ragatha: why was pomni unconscious???

Jax: relax she just fell asleep, and she took of her hat and was resting on it

Ragatha: Oh okay, was she in your room?

Jax: nah that dumb@@@ was in the hallway still

Ragatha: It's not dumb to care about someone Jax.

Ragatha: goodnight.

Ragatha is offline

Jax: whatever

Jax is offline

Caine: aww they're so sleepy

Bubble: Are you tired? Cuz you can follow me into my bed ;)

Caine: This chapter was going to end on a slightly sweet note but now you've ruined it.

Chapter Text

Gangle shifted in her bed, a slight headache from the Replacement still lingering.

Zooble, who had been taking care of her last night, noticed her awake and placed a plate of something on the bedside table. “Eat something, it'll make you feel better.” They explained.

“W-what is it?” Gangle asked, looking suspiciously at the digital mush.

“Eggs, ham, and corn.” Zooble responded. “Jax got freaked out and Pomni took his plate and scraped the corn off his and onto hers.”

“Oh wow,” Gangle replied, “I didn't know breakfast would come with backstory.”

“Don't you ship them? I thought you might like the news, especially since Jax actually said thank you.”

Gangle suddenly squeaked. “Okayiwastryingtoberespectfuloftheirprivacyandthoughtmaybethatwasafriendthingtodobutthisisso[BOING]ingcute!!!” She said in one long breath.

“Hah, okay then, bring you news of Pomjax, or maybe Jaxni?”

“Hmm…well ship names don't have to be just their names, we could bring in their appearance, like JesterRabbit.”

“Got it. So which do you think should be the official ship?”

“Oh! Well your suggestions were great,” she started “But I like JesterRabb-NO!”

“Huh? What?”

“I GOT IT!!” Gangle shrieked, “FUNNYBUNNY!”

“Oh hey it rhymes!” Said Zooble enthusiastically, or as enthusiastically as they got.

“YEP! I'm gonna make a fanart comic out of the corn thingggg!” Gangle shrieked, prancing over to her art closet.

“Go for it, I love watching you draaaAH!” Zooble ended their sentence with a slight scream.

“Huh? What is it?” Gangle said, the back of her ribbon body turned looking for art supplies.

“Did someone say FANART!?”

“B-bubble!?”

“Iiit’ssss me! And I have a commission for the young hot~ theatre kid!”

“Which one?” Zooble asked.

“The one who's literally [BOING]ing made out of the theatre or drama symbol, dip[BANG].’

“Alright, no need to be rude.”

Gangle walked over to Bubble confused and slightly-no, VERY-scared of what the sentient bubble might ask for.

“I want you, to draw me [DRIP]!” Bubble said happily.

The two circus goers blinked at each other and at the same time asked, “What?”

“Art” Bubble said, doing air quotes with their cursed tongue.

“Oh, umm yeah I can draw you stuff!” Gangle said, happy it wasn't anything weird. “What do you want?”

Zooble, having already put the pieces together said, “Oh [BOING] no.”

“Be quiet gay, I bet Gangle is into it, righttt?” Bubble said, turning their attention towards Gangle.

“Oh ummm,” Gangle finally understood and wasn't sure how to negotiate with Zooble in the room. “I mean I've probably had worse commissions..?”

“Exactly!” Said Bubble.

“I'm just gonna leave..” Zooble said, “I mean I'm fine with you drawing whatever but I don't wanna hear this freak's kinks.”

Bubble blew a little kiss at them as they walked out the door.

“Um, anyways, what do you want?”

“Maid dress Jax. Both president and bar scene Pomni. Bar scene Ragatha. Hunting adventure and anime Zooble. CainexMoon. And anime you.”

“Oh so just their full body in the outfits?”

“Yes but noo~” Bubble said in a freaky little tone.

What followed were the..well strangest and kinkiest commissions Gangles ever gotten. And there were like, a lot. Sometimes Bubble had to say it differently a couple times because of the censors.

She was able to give some of them already since it was pretty boring in the circus sometimes and..yeah. But others she straight up refused.

“No no way! How would that position even work???? And I'm not enlarging them THAT big!”

“My beliefs are valid. And I'll pay youu~”

“What?”

“Moneyy~ or well WackyPointsTMM~”

“..fine.”

She started to work, slowly checking off the drawings of a list Bubble had made. She realized that as long as she maintained a sense of detachment, like she wasn't drawing [DRIP] of herself and her acquaintances, the drawings were actually kinda..hot? Huh. Bubble sure knew what they were talking about. Then suddenly…

*Lockpicking noise* CLICK!

She barely had enough time to sweep all of the drawings under her bed as Jax strode over.

“I need your key, if you couldn't tell already mine for your room is broken.” He said.

“W-why do you always want our keys?”

“Who knows? Hobby maybe, give it.”

Jax was acting strangely.. nice? Or well better than usual. Didn't mean she was gonna give him the key though.

“N-no. I don't want you to have access to here.” Gangle stammered, still slightly flustered from the drawings.

“What?” Jax asked, “Did you miss the part where I literally just picked a lock?”

“So? This [RING]es you off.”

“Whatever, I'll just find it myself.”

“WHA- NO!!” Gangle knew all too well Jax would find the drawings and hell would break loose.

“Sorry ribbons, I just have to.” He said already rummaging through her stuff.

Then there was a timid knock at the door.

“Hey it Pomni, umm todays been kinda chill so if you weren't doing anything maybe I could start teaching you Japanese?” The jester asked through the slightly open door. “If you're, like, busy that's fine!”

“Starting to sound a bit like Ragatha, too apologetic for you Pom Pom,” Jax responded.

“Why the [BOING] are you in there Jax?!”

“Aww missed me that much? I was just trying to get a key back from Gangle,”

“Well that was pretty easy to get out of you,” Pomni said, pushing open the door, “But um, why do you want her key?”

“I think it's a weird fetish,” Gangle interjected. “Hey I'm not the one drawing raunchy drawings,” Jax responded.

“EEP!!” [BANG] had he found them already?!

Luckily for Gangle he’d only found a CainexMoon one, one of the significantly less, in his words, 'raunchy' artworks.

“B-bubble commissioned me to draw it,” She elaborated

“Uh huh…so what was it you were saying about fetishes? Cuz now, thanks to these lovely drawings, I have lots more info on that topic, about you specifically ribbons.”

“Can we stop talking about fetishes?” Pomni huffed, “Also how do you know Gangle's kinks? Kinda weird...”

“Kinda hard not to when she displays them everywhere,” Jax said, holding up another drawing as evidence, this one being of Bubble using their tongue in a non-family friendly way.

Gangle huffed, “It was commissioned by Bubble!” She said.

“Ohh sureeeee,” he said, looking around for more drawings to poke fun at. “Where did you hide the-” he paused looking at the jester glaring at him. “Whatttt?”

“Stop messing with her, sorry Gangle I'll get him outta your..well um…ribbons?” Pomni stated, walking across the room and grabbing Jax’s forearm.

“No touching the merchandise!” Jax exclaimed, shoving Pomni off.

She looked at him for a bit and he finally relented, “Fine,” he said “I'll go with you.”

“Goodbyeeeee!!” Gangle cheered.

“Bye Gangle!” Pomni said back happily. “Just text me if you want to do some Japanese later!”

And with that, Pomni and Jax were out the door, Jax dragging his feet (paws?) and Pomni shoving him all the way. Gangle smiled and locked her door, planning on drawing some more cute FunnyBunny art after finishing the commissions.

She turned back to get her supplies back out when the door blasted open.

“JAX!” She snapped not even turning around, thinking it was Jax again with his stupid mini bombs. “Was Pomni not enough to contain you for five minutes!?”

“Actually, it's your favorite circus host!” Gangle's heart stopped, eyes on the few drawing still on the floor where Jax had uncovered them.

“Yep!” He said when she had finally turned around. “It's me! Caine!”

Chapter Text

ONLINE

Zooble: hey does anyone know where Gangle went?

Jax: if I had to guess she's drawing corn rn

Ragatha: It's probably to deter you from talking to you.

Jax: not actual corn dumb***

Pomni: he means corn w/ a p

Ragatha: Oh my, is that even allowed?

Caine: NOPE! And that's why Gangle is currently offline :)

Zooble: wtf did you do to her?!

Kinger: she's not dead is she? She was so lovely

Pomni: I'm sure she's fine

Zooble: just bc you've never had to experience someone being taken from you doesn't mean it doesn't happen ms. Privilege

Pomni: I'm just saying Caine seems fine w/ Gangle so it's hardly likely she's gone

Ragatha: Guys, chill, I'm sure she's fine.

Jax: ah raggie, ever the optimist huh?

Jax: wouldn't have expected pom pom tho

Pomni: better than thinking she's abstracted or smth

Caine: Oh right! She's fine :)

Zooble: well where tf is she!?

Caine: Zooble I fear your texting abilities are subpar, what ARE those random letters? Bubble do you know?

Bubble: i believe it means [EVERYONE LOVES CAINE] boss!

Caine: I'm going to disregard that :D

Caine: Back to Gangle, she's at todays adventure!

Ragatha: Why aren't we there?

Jax: I don't want to be there shut it

Pomni: it feels like forever since we've had an adventure tbh

Zooble: what is today's adventure? How bad is it??

Caine: On a scale of “That's was fun!” To “I will abstract!” I'd say it's a “Pomni is only slightly traumatized!”! :D

Zooble: wtf does that mean!?

Jax: not too bad then

Pomni: I feel like I should be offended…

Jax: everything is traumatizing to you pom pom

Pomni: I haven't even been here that long?

Pomni: like obviously I'm still getting adjusted

Kinger: oh I remember how long it took Jax to adjust!

Pomni: oh? Do tell?

Zooble: we are getting off topic

Zooble: Caine let Gangle go bubble is the one who commissioned it

Caine: well that's news to me! Bubble’s pay will be docked!

Bubble: [EVERYONE LOVES CAINE].

Caine: uh huh. Anywho! I cannot!

Zooble: I'm so [EVERYONE LOVES CAINE] [EVERYONE LOVES CAINE] at you rn

Caine: now now my luxurious labubu! Surely you haven't forgotten this is a children's show!

Ragatha: What's a labubu?

Pomni: even in the digital world I can't escape it

Zooble: I don't care I just wanna see Gangle

Caine: would you like to participate in the adventure with her?

Zooble: YES.

Caine: magic word!

Zooble: please Caine?

Caine: wonderful!

Zooble is offline

Jax: damn can't believe he got them to say please

Jax: but more importantly…whats a labubu?

Kinger: I have one! And it's not a lafufu like Jax is :)

Pomni: ily Kinger, but I think they were before your time?

Ragatha: I'm confused too, is it a recent thing?

Pomni: yea :’) let's not talk abt brain rot tho

Jax: no no this is quite a lovely discussion!

Pomni: of course you'd like brainrot

Jax: I just like how cute u are when you're mad ;)

Ragatha: I'm so confused.

Pomni: stay that way

Kinger: good job protecting your girlfriend! I would take a bullet for my wife!

Pomni: not my girlfriend, but that's adorable :)

Kinger: thank you :)

Kinger: oh dear

Kinger’s WackyPhoneTM has died

Ragatha: What is it?

Pomni: I think he was talking about his phone being low

Jax: no ****?

Pomni: shut up

Pomni: my social battery is dead night

Jax: it's not night yet

Pomni: it's called a nap actually

Jax: feisty today!

Ragatha: Do you want me to bring you some soup?

Pomni: that'd be great
Pomni: thanks Ragatha

Ragatha is offline

Pomni is offline

Jax: now nobody else is on
Jax: guess I'll just kms

Bubble: YOU COULD TALK TO ME CUTESY RABBIT UWU BOY!

Jax: no.

Jax is offline

Kinger is online

Kinger: Hi! I'm back :)
Kinger: oh no where are you all?

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Caine: Good morn my heinous hotdogs! How do we feel about a spoooooky adventure?

Pomni: please tell me you're joking

Caine: I am not!

Jax: Last time pomni wasnt even traumatized tho, what's the point?

Ragatha: As long as there is a non spooky option, Lady Mildenhall was quite lovely last time!

Gangle: I just wanna tie up Jax again *O*

Jax: freak. And what emoji is that?

Zooble: Caine didn't you learn your lesson? I'm not into it

Caine: but it's so MATURE

Zooble: no.

Ragatha: As long as we can duct tape Jax’s mouth closed again!

Jax: took a lot of courage to type something mean for once huh raggie?

Pomni: again I dont do well with jump scares

Pomni: or gore

Pomni: or like anything

Caine: Well lucky you, everyone has time to prepare!

Pomni: that makes me more scared, cuz of anticipation?

Caine: You see, I haven't finished our adventure yet! That's because it's a HAUNTED HOUSE! Not just that, each room is dedicated to your worst fears! Which I don't know because I totally cannot access your mind files! :)

Zooble: now I'm definitely not going

Jax: scared?

Zooble: Please. I bet your room would be worth going, but I don't have any super tangible fears

Kinger is online

Ragatha: Hey Kinger!

Kinger: hello ms doll! Sorry it took so long, I was burying my head in the sand!

Jax: you would Kinger

Pomni: I just realized what's gonna be in Jax's room oh my God

Jax: Caine literally just said he couldn't access our minds so.

Pomni: He'll come up with something I'm sure :)

Caine: That's right! You guys got to tell everyone about your fears!

Zooble: were you just waiting for someone to bring that up?

Caine: Yes. Anywho! Rember how much our sponsors LOVED the bar scene? They also loved the life story adventure! And they are ruthless and insatiable!

Pomni: why?

Caine: Money dear fool!

Jax: ha, fool

Kinger: aren't we all the fool in the end?

Ragatha: So we basically just say our greatest fears in the chat?

Caine: Yep! Bubble will explain the rest!

Bubble: Alllll right my 8ft long hotdogs, time to learn the rules because you are very naughty and looove breaking them almost as much as I looove breaking you.

Gangle: …oh

Jax: oh please Gangle you are enjoying this

Gangle: I'm really not-

Bubble: So you will have to say three of your greatest fears which will then be turned into rooms in the home of phobia!

Jax: no fair, Zooble gets off easily since they're biggest fear IS the home of phobia ;)

Zooble: I hate you.

Pomni: Jax we're literally all gay tf?

Bubble: Be wary though! Try and lie and I will puni

Bubble: it will add the text: THIS IS A LIE underneath, if you tell the truth you will get: THIS IS THE TRUTH underneath. Make sure to type it out in a 'I am afraid of___' format. Have fun! ;)

Ragatha: I don't like that winky face.

Kinger: my biggest fear is the cold, dark, embrace of a cruel death that swallows you whole and takes you without warning but with pain

Kinger: also blood! It's gross :)

THIS IS THE TRUTH

Ragatha: Oh wow.

Pomni: mood.

Jax: mood.

Zooble: mood.

Gangle: mood.

Ragatha: are you guys okay..?

Kinger: nope! :)

Kinger: I'm also afraid of abstraction because of the way it distorts your loved one until you can't see the lovely woman playing chess with you at the park or the adorable brown eyes that widened oh so happily when you got her a dog… :)

THIS IS THE TRUTH

Gangle: kinger I think you're misusing the smiley face?

Kinger: I don't think so ms ribbons!

Gangle: ok… um I'm afraid of being laughed at?

THIS IS THE TRUTH

Jax: hahahhahahah your pain is funny

Zooble: you couldn't put in any more effort?

Pomni: that's so valid tho-

Ragatha: You just gotta have some confidence!

Gangle: I guess? I'm also afraid of people judging me and of failure

THIS IS THE TRUTH

Jax: why r u so basic

Zooble: why can't you spell even with autocorrect?

Gangle: I'm just glad I'm done with it >o<

Jax: I'm afraid of Gangle's weird emojis

THIS IS A LIE

Pomni: wow it actually works?

Zooble: damn, I'm afraid of people I love killing themselves

THIS IS THE TRUTH

Ragatha: This is heavy.

Zooble: I mean it is our greatest fears?

Pomni: I can't believe we have to go through these

Kinger: I believe it's called psychological torture :)

Gangle: emoticon gang :)

Jax: huh, I didn't know it was called an emoticon

Pomni: huh, I didn't know you could admit you were wrong sometimes, also did you not grow up in the 2010s?

Jax: I did, just forgot ig

Gangle: kids these days, so addicted to technology even though it rots the brain :’(

Zooble: she says, while typing on a phone

Ragatha: it's so weird to me that some of you werent born in the 90s

Kinger: i was born in the 70s!

Jax: y'all are just old lmao

Zooble: getting back on topic with that, I'm afraid of time passing

THIS IS THE TRUTH

Pomni: good thing you're trapped in a place where time doesn't move then?

Pomni: wait does time move out there?

Pomni: because you all are counting your ages from 2025, but you seem like you've been here for years…

Caine: Let's get back to trauma dumping and not expose holes in the authors writing, shall we?

Zooble: holy **** we are in fanfic.

Zooble: anyway I'm afraid of cancer

THIS IS THE TRUTH

Jax: afraid to go bald?

Pomni: it's giving popular girl humor-

Ragatha: What's that? And let's maybe not make cancer jokes?

Gangle: agreed, I lost a cosplay friend to it :(

Kinger: I had cancer!

Ragatha: You're lucky to be alive oh wow!!

Jax: why is he getting princess treatment? I had leukemia once

Zooble: don't lie

Jax: I did, when I was 5

Pomni: huh, did you go bald

Jax: thought we said no cancer jokes?

Gangle: He is bald lol >u<

Pomni: I think me and Ragatha are the only ones with virtual hair

Jax: there is nothing under that jester hat trust

Caine: TRAUMA DUMPING

Pomni: okay geez, I'm afraid of knives

THIS IS THE TRUTH

Jax: can't relate and can't wait for that room

Zooble: do not give him a knife

Pomni: I'm also afraid of severe weather

THIS IS THE TRUTH

Zooble: mother nature is scary I'll give you that

Kinger: Mother nature does not nurture humans

Pomni: no she doesn't

Pomni: I'm afraid of getting sa’d

THIS IS THE TRUTH

Jax: of being sad? You could never be Gangle

Gangle: it's an abrievation of sexually assaulted you idiot

Jax: ah

Ragatha: That's why I always used to have pepper spray and a knife on me

Zooble: I used a taser

Gangle: knife and one of those loud alarm thingies

Pomni: taser and pepper spray, until they got thrown out ofc

Jax: that's a lot

Ragatha: That's a lot of men raping people

Jax: fair point, why'd you have to throw out your stuff tho pom pom?

Pomni: oh I didn't, my boyfriend didn't like that I had them so he threw them out

Zooble: He didn't like that you had tools for self defense

Pomni: his reasoning was a little blurry lol

Pomni: just said he could protect me fine and that only ***** get raped, which is not a sentiment I share btw

Kinger: I sincerely apologize for the pain men have caused you all

Gangle: thank you Kinger! UvU

Gangle: and pomni that's like super controlling

Pomni: his intentions were good

Jax: I doubt they were

Pomni: anyways it's Ragathas turn, right?

Ragatha: Oh sure, if this is making you uncomfortable I can go!

Ragatha: I am afraid of small spaces

THIS IS THE TRUTH

Jax: claustrophobia? Really? Y'all are basic with these

Ragatha: I'm also afraid of heights haha

THIS IS THE TRUTH

Gangle: how'd you ride horses though???

Ragatha: horses were okay, I hated stuff like rollercoasters and Ferris wheels though.

Ragatha: and finally I'm afraid of being a failure I guess?

THIS IS THE TRUTH

Gangle: I can't believe I had my super common fear stolen >o<

Ragatha: I'm sorry!

Jax: ribbons was joking doll face

Ragatha: whatever just go

Jax: ugh do we really have to do this?

Caine: Yes you do my reluctant rabbit!

Jax: ew.

Pomni: start with the trypophobia thing?

Zooble: HAH! I knew you were afraid of corn

Jax: seriously pomni? Whatever

Jax: I'm afraid of clusters of gross little bumpy things

THIS IS THE TRUTH

Gangle: I am so using that

Jax: shut up. I am afraid of people I know committing suicide

THIS IS THE TRUTH

Zooble: surprised people tolerate you

Jax: ehh tbh I was copying off you

Jax: I mean who's not scared of that

Kinger: I am.

Ragatha: I keep forgetting you're there geez.

Kinger: I'm everywhere :)

Jax: for the last thing I'm afraid of spiders

THIS IS THE TRUTH

Gangle: wow you got through the whole thing with out lying

Gangle: gold star for you: *

Ragatha: you have arachnophobia but called my fears basic???

Jax: yeah lol

Kinger: I love spiders!

Zooble: can I put some in Jax's room?

Jax: I will make all your fears come true before caine does

Zooble: my stuff isnt super tangible tho?

Pomni: speaking of, how will you do that Caine?

Caine: hyper realistic digital hallucination!

Pomni: I've already had enough of that

Caine: which will be starting tomorrow! We don't have enough time for an adventure and I still need to make it! Your WackyPhonesTM will be shut down until tomorrow to save battery life!

Zooble: we can't just charge them

Ragatha: Well, Kinger might forget.

Kinger: that I will lil lady!

Pomni: okay then bye?

Jax: night

Ragatha: Goodnight!

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