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1. Bedbugs and Ballyhoo by VampyreCrocodile

   Fandoms: The Magnus Archives (Podcast)  

   • Not Rated
   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • M/M
   • Work in Progress

   03 Nov 2025

   Tags

   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • Gerard Keay/Michael | The Distortion
   • Gerard Keay & Gertrude Robinson
   • Michael | The Distortion & Gertrude Robinson
   • Gertrude Robinson & Michael Shelley
   • Gerard Keay
   • Gertrude Robinson
   • Michael | The Distortion (The Magnus Archives)
   • Statement Hunger (The Magnus Archives)
   • Statement Addiction (The Magnus Archives)
   • Beholding Avatar Gerard Keay
   • possibly will get a bit vampire-y in future
   • Shoplifting
   • Self-Harm
   • like lemon zesters
   • it isn't pleasant
   • No beta we kayak like Tim
   • Angst
   • Hurt No Comfort
   • he thinks he will get comfort but that is not true
   • Trans Gerard Keay
   • Micheal Shelley is not the same as Micheal Distortion
   • No Smut
   • Homelessness
   • Mostly Cannon Compliant
   • Mary Keay's A+ Parenting
   • its all a result of that deep down

   Summary

   Things are getting heated in the archives, with the Unknowing fast approaching Gertrude and Gerry have lots of preparations to attend to. Gerry seeks help from a certain servant of the Spiral and begins to realise that she might not be an individual to trust. Does he have a choice though?
   (I'm not the best at summaries, sorry)

   More tags will be added, but I will add individual lists of TWs at the beginning of each chapter anyways.
   Titles are all either lyrics or song titles by Echo and the Bunnymen (purely because they have the perfect doorkeay vibe).

   Language:

   English

   Words:

   1,459

   Chapters:

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