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Chat logs from September 1

(12:27am)

America: MERRY CHRISTMAS EVERYBODY!

sends a pic of his house decorated in Christmas decors and bright ass lights

England: Alfred what the fuck. September just started.. what made you do all of THAT to your own house🥀

America: Oh, Ren told me about how he and his people would go and decorate their houses with Christmas stuff during the start of the Ber Months! I thought it was dumb at first but Ren convinced me it wasn’t. So why not do all of this 😁

England: Hm.. that isn’t such a bad thing I guess. But just don’t turn on those Christmas lights when I visit you. I might seriously go blind cause of it.

America: No promises😁!

Philippines: I didn’t expect you to just do that too but okay Al,, do what you want !!

America: WOOHOO

Canada: That looks really bright Alfred, you sure it wouldn’t blind anyone who even steps foot at your place😦??

America: Nahh!! No worries guys, I wont even turn it on in the morning😙

Philippines: I think it’s better if you just took down a few lights..

America: No can do buddy!

Philippines: 😐

Russia: I’m gonna be glad I am not invited to your Christmas parties then :^

America: Rude much💔 But I am glad too

China: Yeah no and I’m glad I don’t always attend your parties too.

America: OH COME ON, CHINA, YOU TOO?!

China: Yes.

England: Your decorations are all over the place. Looks like someone just vandalized the outside of your house.

Russia: Yes indeed!

England: One thing I don’t get though is how Russia wasn’t invited in these parties but France is basically allowed…

France: WHAT IS THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN?

England: Asking me as if you don’t know😒

France: I’m gonna beat your ass up

England: ALRIGHT THEN. MEET ME OUTSIDE AND DO IT YOU PUSSY

France: DON’T CALL ME A PUSSY.

England: THEN COME ON OUT HERE AND SQUARE UP.

China: It’s 12am. We’re all supposed to be asleep at this hour. Deal with your dumb fight tomorrow!

America: Ts lowk funny ngl😂

Russia: I’d like to watch the fight!

China: Aiya no🥀..

Japan: What’s going on? I’m supposed to be asleep right now but I keep hearing my phone buzzing so much…

America: Hii Keeks❤️!!! It’s nothing much, just watching yk who fight again. Better than doing nothing and getting insulted for my decorating skills🥀

Japan: Ah. I see… but also hello to you too Alfred <3

Canada: I forget you two are dating now.. congratulations to the both of you though☺️

America: Fuh yeah🤤😁

Canada: What was the drooling emoji for😟?…

America: Nothing. I tapped on it by accident

Canada: Right…..

Prussia: tje eedibles sre egertitnf ti mr giys Mattie pleas com eeober rioihht now

Sent a pic of himself high on the weed brownies btw

Spain: Same man who decided to crack Matthew😭😭🙏🙏

Prussia: sghht fhe guck ip

America: WJAT?

China: I did not need to know that.

Russia: Oh?

Japan: I’m going back to bed..

Canada: That’s not true!!

England: HUH???

France (replying to Spain’s message): PARDONNE MOI??

China: Oh look you’re both back! Please tell me you both wont fight again for the next few hours

England: No promises

China: Great..

Germany: Can all of you just go back to bed!? It’s seriously not the time to be chatting in this group chat. We also have a meeting tomorrow so please for the love of GOD go back to sleep.

Italy: I agree!

Germany: Feli, go back to sleep.

Italy: Awe okay😞

America: Aight then. Goodnight guys! Smell ya later losers😛

Everyone finally went offline.

Chat logs from September 1

(2:47pm)

Germany: I hope everyone has gotten home safely, especially you, Feliciano.

Italy: No worries Ludy!! I did get home safely. I’m just mainly worried about you and I do hope you also got home safe☺️

Germany: Ludy?

Prussia: Oh fuh nawh💔

Italy (replying to Germany’s message): Sì! It’s a nickname that I decided to use on you now. Though if you don’t like it I could just stop saying it.

Germany: No, no.. it’s fine. I think that nickname is nice.

Italy: YAHOO!!

Prussia: I just want everyone to know Ludwig is blushing behind all of this. Please get me out of here I don’t wanna deal with his gay panics💔

Germany: That’s not true.

Prussia: IM IN THE SAME ROOM AS YOU RIGHT NOW YOU DUMMKOPF I CAN SEE HOW YOUR FACE IS RED AS FUCK.

Italy: Huhhh?!?!

America: Pretty sure pride month is over guys😂😭🙏

France: Ludwig I didn’t know you’d wanna tap that Italian ass? That’s a something from you even though you are a bit of a freak like moi🌹

England: Of course you’d refer yourself as a freak…. You make Ludwig less of a freak than you are.

France: Fuck you

England: I’d allow you to do that to me if I had lowered my standards.

France: 😒

England: Come over right now.

America: WHAT!?

America pinned England’s message

England: WAIT WRONG SEND.

Prussia: LMAAAOO

England: YOU GUYS DIDN’T SEE ANYTHING IT WAS JUST AN ILLUSION.

Prussia sends that one pic of speed trying not to laugh

England: PISS OFF.

Prussia: Fuh nawh😂🤞

America: Take your gay enemies with benefits type of shit away from this gc💔…

Germany: I’m gonna be glad I don’t talk here unless it’s something serious.

Japan: I agree with Ludwig.

Italy: Me too!!

Spain: Uhm.. what’s happening.

Prussia: Arthur wants to get that French dih in him

England: ZIP IT.

Canada: Oh😰…..

China (replying to England’s message): I just opened this group chat to check up on all of you…..😦

Russia: Привет Яо😁!!

China: Oh hello Ivan!

America: And I’m out of here🥀

Russia: I’m glad!

America: OH WOW OKAY.

China: Aiya be nice Ivan…

Russia: Sorry

America: ??? HUH

Romano: What the fuck is happening

Prussia: Gay shit is what’s happening. Take a look yourself😂

Spain: Lovino please do not backread.

Romano: Idgaf let me have a look

Spain: Ay dios mio LOVINO🥀..

England: Lovino don’t you DARE scroll back to check on the messages

Romano: Not even pride month yet and holy shit England take your French loving dick sucking fantasies somewhere else

England: Oh my GOD YOU ARE AN ASSHEAD.

France: Can we skip this topic already? England’s message was obviously a joke!

England: YEAH.

America: Hmmmm.. fine

England: Thank you.

America: Gayass cunt

America went offline

Prussia: LMFAOOOOO

England: I’m gonna kill him.

France: …so are you still coming over mon cheri?

England: Absolutely.

Canada: Someone just kick me out of this gc💔…

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Chat logs from September 2

(3:19am)

America: @Everyone

America: @Everyone

America: @Everyone

America: @Everyone

America: @Everyone

England: It’s 3am in the morning, Alfred. What is it this time? Are you planning on sending more of your ear shattering songs that you made?

America: NO? I WANTED TO TELL YOU GUYS A SUPER COOL IDEA THAT IVE BEEN THINKING ABOUT FOR THE PAST FEW WEEKS!

France: Spit it out already you’re ruining my beauty sleep!

Russia: No need to be angry Francis!

England: It’s 3am of course he’d be angry. Most of us has been awakened by that wanker

China: Please let me sleep💔…

America: HUSH UP NOW!!

America: Okay so like I’ve been thinking.. we’ve never had a HUGE super cool party or ball whatever it’s called with all the other nations like ever.

America: So I thought, why not have one and invite everybody!!!

Japan: That isn’t such a bad idea.

America: I’m glad you liked the idea Keeks😚

Japan: ❤️

England: Not too bad of an idea but, is there a supposed theme for this? I don’t wanna look like I stand out a lot or even shabby for the theme.

France: Me too!

China: I guess me too…

Russia: Don’t we need a lot of money for that to happen?

Germany: I’m starting to question the same thing..

America: NOT TO WORRY GUYS!! I’ve got a plan!

England: I don’t trust you.

America: SYBAU

America: Anyways they don’t call me Alfred F. Jones the hero for nothing!

Italy: Oooo a party!! Can I bring drinks to this? :D

America: HELL YEAH DUDES!! BRING ANY DRINK YOU LIKE. BEER, SOFT DRINKS, WHATEVER YOU WANT!!!!!

Italy: Beer it is then!!

America: WOOHOO

Prussia: A little birdie told me a party is gonna happen👅

America: Fuh yeah Gilbert you better bring the drinks too😂 (and the crack)

England: Oh my days🥀

Prussia: Bet🍺🤣😂

Spain: A party you say? Mind if I come along?

America: EVERYONES INVITED SO YEAHHH!!!

Spain: YEAAHHH!!

Romano: I’m only going cuz of Antonio and Feliciano. I do NOT trust them with the beer so I have to babysit those two😒

Spain: Oh come on Lovino! Can’t you at least have fun for once and let us go!

Romano: If your way of fun is getting drunk and trying to call Heracles to make out then it’s a no.

America: LMAOO WHAT.

Spain: I do NOT do that don’t listen to him.

America: Right…

America: BTW you guys can have a plus one to this. It’s fine if you come alone cuz you can still have fun even if you don’t have a date! And you can do anything you want!

Japan: I’ll be your plus one

America: Hell yeah❤️‍🩹

Prussia (replying to America’s message): Obviously your brother is gonna be my date to the party😂

Canada: I don’t know Gil..

Prussia: Come on birdie!! We can just be there for a bit and then we’ll leave okay?

Canada: Okay okay I’ll do it.

Prussia: YEAHHHH👅👅

America: The tongue emoji was NOT necessary💔

France: Gilbert what the fuck

Russia: @China ??

China: Yes I’ll be your date.

Russia: Hooray!

England: I don’t know if I should say congratulations to you both.

Russia: Why do you say that England?

England: ARE YOU BOTH DATING OR SOME SHIT?

Russia: No no! Me and Yao are just close friends that’s all!.. Just friends.

France: Why did you type it like that

Russia: None of your business. No more questions.

France: Yes sir💔

China: Are you okay Ivan? You can tell me anything you know.

Russia: Da I’m fine Yao-yao!

China: Yao-yao??

Russia: Is the nickname bad?

China: No no it’s cute! I love it

Russia: ❤️‍🩹

America: Oml more gay stuff happening💔…. BACK TO THE PARTY PLANNING GUYS!!!! FOCUSSS

China: Okay okay

England: Where will this party be taking place at anyways…

America: Uhhhhhhh

America: Yo @Austria… can we like use your place for the party?

Austria: Nein.

America: COME ONNN PLEASE???

Austria: No means no. I will attend that party but I am not lending my own house for it. Now let me go back to sleep.

England: And you said you had this covered..

America: SHUT UP! Look I only had the other party stuff in mind that I didn’t think about the venue💔

Germany: Why don’t we just have the party at your place Alfred? Better than trying to ask people to rent their place for a party….

America: We could do that but my place is a little cramped for the party plan I have so that’s out of the list😔

Prussia: @Austria please let us use your place instead🙏 Play the piano for us during the party too pleaseeee

Austria: No.

Prussia: PLEASE

Austria: No.

Prussia: This will go on til you say yes cuh😂

Austria: ..Fine.

Austria: Only because I want to avoid that stupid plan you had in mind.

America: FUH YEAH.

Prussia: My ragebait always works gng😂😂😂 I’m too awesome

Austria: Also for a date to the party….. I’m not sure about that. I mean I’d ask a specific person here….. but it’s a pass knowing what they’d respond with.

Prussia: Pretty sure me, Germany, Hungary and Spain know why too.. he lowk hates you gng😂

Austria: Shut up.

Prussia: Nahhh😂

Switzerland: Huh? What’s going on?

Austria: Basch, go back to sleep. It’s nothing.

Switzerland: ..Whatever. You never tell me anything.

Austria: …

Prussia: Ouch… I lowk feel bad now😟

America: OH MY GOD LET ME FINISH 💔💔

America: Okay the party is gonna be held around September 15th! We have a lot of days ahead of us to prepare. And the theme? Formal could be nice but I want someone pretty rad like me!!

England: I prefer wearing something formal.

America: Yeah no let’s do formal. Your casual fits or other party fits are so ass so we’re sticking with that😭🙏

England: PARDON ME?

France: HAHAHAHAHHAA

England: SHUT YOUR PIE HOLE, FRENCHIE.

America: Before you both continue trying to kill each other, I might need to assign some roles to you guys!

England: Roles for what exactly?

America: Decorations, food, would say the outfits but you guys probably got something covered for that, the music, and the security cuz who knows.. what if someone came to kill us during the party!! It’ll be like those horror movies we usually see💔

Germany: Can we just talk about the party tomorrow? It’s almost 4am and most of us need the energy for tomorrow.

China: Yes please.

America: Fine💔…. Well GOODNIGHT EVERYBODY!!

France: Finally! I can sleep peacefully❤️‍🩹

England: I hope a bug flies on your face while you sleep.

France: BITCH.

Russia: Goodnight Yao-yao <3

China: Goodnight Ivan❤️‍🩹

Italy: Goodnighty everybody!!!

Everyone but England and France went offline

.

Few mins later in France and England’s dms

England: Francis, may I ask you something? I know this is extremely awkward to say to you especially since I said something rude earlier..

France: Hm? What is it?

England: Will you be my date for that dumb party?

France: Oh?…

England: Look you don’t have to say yes. Okay this was just a dumb idea.

France: No no.. it’s okay. I’ll be your date.

England: Oh.. well uh goodnight, Francis.

France: Goodnight, Arthur.

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Chat logs from September 2

(1:25pm)

Alfred: Okay guys it’s time to talk about the party. Not letting you guys forget about it at all❤️‍🩹

Germany: Go on.

America: Okay so like

America: I talked about giving out roles for people who will be helping out with the party

America: Right?

Japan: Mhm

Germany: Yes..

England: Can I at least eat my lunch first🥀?

America: NO😁

America: Moving on.. I have the list of people who’ll help out and their roles😋

America: Gonna type it out for you guys

Germany: Please hurry up. I have to go out with Feliciano to buy some ingredients for pasta.

Prussia: Ofc you’re gonna be out with Feliciano😭🙏

Germany: ..What is that supposed to mean??

Prussia: Nothing🥺

America. STOP DISTRACTING ME FROM TYPING THIS LIST

America: Okay anyways

America: Here are the people who’ll be helping out!

Decorations:

• Gilbert
• Ludwig
• Me
• Arthur
• Francis
• Lovino
• Roderich

For the people who’ll be cooking our party food:

• Me again obviously 😋
• Kiku
• Yao
• Feliciano
• Francis
• Renato
• And still me heh

Germany: I have to help out with decorations.. well I don’t mind it.

Philippines: I didn’t agree to cooking but okay it’s all cool❤️‍🩹

America: Hey man your food is pretty delicious! Especially that one ice cream you love



Japan: I agree with Alfred. The halo-halo is pretty tasty.

America: SEE

Philippines: Awe you guys are so sweet

England (Replying to America’s message): Hey why can’t I help out with the cooking as well?

Austria: Are you planning on poisoning us at the party?

England: OH COME ON MY COOKING CAN’T BE THAT BAD?


France: Most of the people in this group chat who tried it almost got food poisoning! I was one of them too💔

Austria: Ja.. they were also dry.

England: I hate you both.

France: Love you too Arthur❤️‍🩹

America: Euegh

Hungary: @America, you mentioned something about music too right? Why not let Roderich do his thing at the party.

America: Good idea but he might play something boring with his piano so that’s a pass. He’s also kind of lame at times so LOL

Austria: Hey I can be cool like you guys. I’m just not always like that.

America: Prove it at the party unc😂

Switzerland: He isn’t always lame. I do think his music is fine for a party. After all, the theme is formal.

Austria: Exactly! Thank you..

Prussia: What the fuck wait what

Hungary: No offense but this feels awkward looking at both of your messages…

Spain: I agree.. because don’t you guys hate each other😦??

Switzerland: I don’t hate him.

Austria: Wait what.

Switzerland: What?

Austria: You don’t actually hate me?

Switzerland: No, I don’t.

Austria: Oh.. I thought… uhm

Switzerland: If I hated you, we wouldn’t be talking right now and I wouldn’t have complimented you—if you even consider it a compliment.

America: TAKE YOUR GAY SHIT IN YOUR DMS AND LET US CONTINUE💔

Switzerland: My apologies. Though I can’t stay and talk much longer I’m gonna be busy for the next few hours.

Switzerland: By the way.. I hope to actually see you at the party, Roderich.

Austria: I hope to see you too, Basch.

America: Oh mygod🥀..

America: ANYWAYS.

America: We should probably start buying the stuff we need for this party. Does anyone wanna come with me to get the decorations😁??

Japan: I will. I want to help with decorating too.

England: I guess I should go too then.

Prussia: My answers pretty obvious already😂😂😂

America: HELL YEAH!!

America: @Austria Hey so like you’re coming with us.

Austria: No.

America: COME ON DUDE.

Austria: Fine.

Prussia: Fuh yeah we have a driver now😂

America: YES WE DO BRO! Roderich you’re also driving us to your place after getting the party decors😁

Austria: Who says I’m driving?

Prussia: Me❤️‍🩹

Austria: Can’t you do it? Your car’s space is bigger and you also know where my house is at anyways.

Prussia: I’d say no but if it means I get to use my awesome car, then it’s a deal😂

America: You better play our favorite song gng❤️‍🩹

Prussia: BET.

Romano (replying to Austria’s message): If we get into fucking a car crash I’m blaming you, Gilbert, and Alfred.

Austria: Why did you have to involve me?

Romano: YOU ENCOURAGED A DUMBASS TO DRIVE FOR US JUST SO YOUR LAZY ASS DOESN’T HAVE TO

Prussia: Oh come on Lovino can’t I have fun while I bring you guys to the store🥺

Romano: You’re gonna be the reason why the party will be canceled🥀

England: I agree with Lovino.

Prussia: Whatever😂😭

Canada: I hope you know what you’re doing, Gil..

Prussia: No worries birdie! I got this👅

Spain: What is with you and that stupid tongue emoji, Gilbert🥀

Prussia: Nothing😁

America: We’re buying the stuff tomorrow because I know you guys are just busy today!

Philippines: I know I’m supposed to be cooking for the party but mind if I come along tomorrow to get the decors?

America: Of course Ren! The more the merrier 😁

Philippines: WOOHOO!!

America: I think we got this all set guys! We are so gonna have fun heh..

England: Should I be happy or no?

America: Yes. You don’t have a choice😁

Canada: 😦

Italy: WOOHOO!!

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( In Austria and Hungary’s DMs )

Hungary: Roderich, you have to go talk to him. Tell him how you feel.

Austria: ?? Huh

Hungary: I can tell somethings up and I know it’s you wanting to talk with Basch about.. you know. And I get you’re both at some neutral feeling with each other or something for now but, this can’t stay like this forever knowing how you feel. Why can’t you both just talk already?

Austria: Look, Erzsébet, it’s not that easy.

Austria: I can’t do it.

Austria: I know he said he doesn’t hate me and I mean we all saw how he talked about me to Alfred earlier, but it just feels like I’m not ready.

Austria: It’s even worse knowing you, Gilbert and Antonio know how I still have feelings for him. I was planning on asking him to be my date to this dumb party when we haven’t even talked about this more which doesn’t even make sense!?

Hungary: Yes you can do it, Roderich! You can’t just be a scaredy cat and throw away your shot!

Austria: Please don’t tell me that’s a Hamilton reference.

Hungary: Perhaps… it is. But back being serious, you have to let go of what happened in the past, don’t let this feeling push you around like that!

Hungary: I know you, Roderich. I know you can do it. Though, I wont force you to talk to him now, you can talk to him when you feel ready.

Austria: Okay okay. You’re right.

Austria: Thank you, Erzsébet.

Hungary: Of course!

Hungary: By the way I think Prussia’s stupid bird is outside again and trying to shit on your plants.

Austria: WHAT.

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Chat logs from September 15

(4:50pm)

Spain: @Romano, where are you??

Romano: I’m with Mattie right now.

Spain: Didn’t you say you’d be watching over me and Feliciano💔

Romano: Yes but I want to spend time with my boyfriend first. Would say boyfriends but Gil is with Basch trying to accompany him and his sister in the party right now.

America: Fag

Romano: FUCK YOU.

America: Ghhys I thmnk I fot lost im tshi fucksifnrhouse

England: Please don’t tell me you drank too much🥀…

America: I sdid

England: I am not even gonna try looking for you.

America: Wgy

America: Why

England: I KEEP FINDING YOU IN THE WORST PLACES AND WRONG TIMING.

America: Fym athgyr

England: I literally walked in on you Kiku at one point.. I was gonna ask you if you wanted to come with me and the others to go grab some lunch💔….

Japan: I do apologize for what you saw Arthur. Alfred told me he locked the door which seemed to be a lie…

America: I THHIUGHT IDID MLPCK IT

Japan: …It’s fine Al, just don’t forget to lock the door again.

America: Okay 👅

England: Ew.

America: Kill yourself fag

England: WHY IS THAT THE ONLY THING YOU CAN TYPE OUT RIGHT?

Japan: Oh😦..

America: Chickenbutt😂

(5:12pm)

Prussia: Im crine bro.. Basch looks so stupid. He’s still staring at Roderich😭🙏

France: Send a pic of him right now

Prussia sends a pic of Basch staring in a gay and lovey dovey way at Roderich

France: HHEJELP

France: He’s so in love mon ami..

Prussia: Erzsébet is trying to call him but I don’t think he cares LMFAOO.

Canada: Gil do you wanna come dance with me and Lovi? We’re waiting for you right now.

Prussia: YES YES YES

Romano: Get over here now.

Prussia: Yes sir😳… drools

Japan: Oh😦…..

France: Okay what the fuck is wrong with you

Japan: I did not need to see that message pop up.

France: Neither do I Kiku….

Philippines: None of us do actually. I just wanted to take a picture of the damn food, me and my siblings, my friends and the rest of the party,,,💔

Japan: Don’t you think your storages been through enough Ren?..

Philippines: Nah not even close. It’s still all good!!

Japan: Okay then I suppose I trust you.

Philippines: Oh yeah I’m planning to make more stuff in the kitchen since Roderich allowed me to use it! Trying to get my siblings to help me too.

Italy: Mind if I help out too? I feel like making more food too since it looks like we’re running out of it.. it’s only been an hour but the food’s almost gone…😞

Philippines: Of course Feliciano! The more the merrier☺️

Italy: YIPPEE!!

Japan: Can I do the taste testing?

Philippines: Yes yes!!

Japan: 😁

(5:34pm)

China: What’s gotten into Basch… I’m seriously worried right now.

Hungary: Huhh?? What happened?!

China: Me and Basch bumped into each other and we had a little conversation. Throughout the convo though he seemed so…. stressed. I tried to ask if he wanted to talk about it but he just said he was fine, which I don’t even want to believe based on how he said it and how he looks. Then I offered to have some drinks with him, which he didn’t seem to mind. Though when I tried to at least convince him to talk, he just brushed me off and walked out with his 3rd bottle of beer.

Spain: ¿Que?

Hungary: Oh… dear lord. I hope he’s fine. And he’s drinking right now too?! His sister is literally here at the party with us!

China: What!? That’s quite irresponsible of him to leave her without adult supervision.

Hungary: Don’t worry Yao. He left Erika is with me + she suggested to have fun and spend his time enjoying himself at this party. Still seems dumb of him to just drink that much when his sister is here…

China: Exactly!

Hungary: I’ll go talk to him once he gets back… hopefully he doesn’t come back all drunk. I don’t want to deal with that, nor does Erika.

Spain: Betti, I don’t think any of us wants to deal with a drunk Basch

Hungary: Yeah…..

Hungary: Let’s just hope he’s alright though.

Spain: Hoping for the best.

(6:37pm)

Prussia: @England @France HAVE YALL FOUND BASCH??

England: No….

France: We tried to look for him at the kitchen he’s no where to be found!

Prussia: WTF NOT EVEN RODERICH??

England: Me and Francis would’ve told you or even Erzsébet and Antonio if we did find them.

Spain: Where could they possibly be?? It’s not like them to just disappear so suddenly!

Prussia: YEAH.

China: Me and Ivan are trying to ask people if they had seen Roderich or Basch somewhere, we got nothing so far.

France: I have a feeling those two got into some trouble…

Prussia: THAT COULD BE POSSIBLE…

Hungary: Guys please keep looking for them we can’t just stop and chat!

France: I agree with Erzsébet. We have to focus on looking for our friends!

Prussia: OKAY OKAY.

(6:50pm)

Prussia: So like… Roderich

Prussia send an attachment of speed trying not to laugh

Austria: Don’t even.

Switzerland: I feel embarrassed.

Austria: So do I…..

Spain: Oh come on Roderich! Me and Gilbert just didn’t expect that from you! That was kinda funny when you’re literally all bossy and whiny. Somehow you’re a little different when it comes to Basch.

Hungary: HAHAHA

Austria: SHUT UP.

Switzerland: Yeah no I’m getting out of this groupchat.

Germany: ??? What happened

Austria: DON’T FINISH WHATEVER YOU’RE TYPING, GILBERT.

Germany: What?

Prussia: IT’S NOT ANYTHING BAD BRO😞😒

Austria: I KNOW WHAT YOU WERE TRYING TO TYPE. DON’T EVEN DENY IT.

Prussia: Liar😒….

England (replying to Spain’s message): I don’t think any of us expected that Antonio… well maybe some of us did but still.

France: I may be a bit of a freak but I’m lost for words after seeing what happened.

England: A bit is an understatement.

France: CUNT

America: Uhhhhhmmmm the party is still going on dudes!! GET OFF YOUR PHONES!!!!!!!

Prussia: Fineeeee

Spain: Okay okay sorry!!

Prussia: One last thing, @Austria YOU’RE A GAY CUNT

Austria: I hate you.