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1. Show of Hands by charingfae

   Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling  

   • Explicit
   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • F/M
   • Complete Work

   13 Dec 2025

   Tags

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   • Hermione Granger/Draco Malfoy
   • Hermione Granger
   • Draco Malfoy
   • Fluff
   • Banter
   • Christmas
   • Holidays
   • Community: dhr_advent
   • Ministry of Magic Employee Hermione Granger
   • Ministry of Magic Employee Draco Malfoy
   • Hand & Finger Kink
   • quill usage as foreplay
   • typing as foreplay
   • lipstick as foreplay
   • Fighting As Foreplay
   • Dirty Talk
   • Smut
   • Explicit Sexual Content
   • dog people catching strays
   • sorry but these two are both cat people and that’s on god
   • going full send horny this holiday season
   • urgent sex against an office door in the spirit of christmas
   • readers can have a hint of breeding kink as a treat
   • that thing where you can’t tell if something is causing you physical distress or turning you on

   Summary

   Hermione is obsessed with Draco Malfoy’s hands. The way he holds a quill should be outlawed. Downright lethal. So she selects his birthday and Christmas gifts carefully—a means to try and temper her obsession. Each of them backfires. First it’s the pens, then it’s the laptop. And the typing. The sound goes straight between her thighs, and she constantly clucks her tongue and bites her lip to keep from blurting out her most indecent thoughts.

   Which only makes him type faster.

   —

   Alternatively, Draco is obsessed with Hermione Granger’s mouth.

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