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    “You were, I can tell!” She steams. “Listen Varric Tethras, you may be some famous dwarf with your books on the stands in Orlais, and – and the Free Marches – ” she falters for a moment before regaining her momentum. “But that doesn’t mean you can crack the kind of joke that belongs in a soldier’s game of Wicked Grace to somebody you just met!”

    Varric looks at the furious little freckled face half-lit by the fire and actually feels a bit affronted that this is being pinned on him. Surely he would’ve had the social graces not to say what he thinks Lace Harding is amounting to a dirty joke. Varric takes an alarmed sip of his ale.

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