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[@Mindy.MM has created a new group chat!]
[@Mindy.MM has added Chad.MM, Tara.C, Liv.Mc, Wes.H, Amber.F, Quinn.K, Ethan.K, Anika.K, and Sam.C to the chat!]
[Everyone has been renamed!]
[Mindy.MM has renamed the chat to SHAKE YO DREADS 😍🥵😩!]
> SHAKE YO DREADS 😍🥵😩, 11:35 A.M. <
ALPHAMALE: WHO NAMRD ME THIS
NoHickeys😔: Namrd?
GirlinDEAD: namrd
Diesexual: Why am i here
IWannaLiv: Whoever named me this, js know I will find you
IWannaLiv: I DID live, thanks very much
HandSatanitizer: Ugh sadly
IWannaLiv: Wow take that back bitch
HandSatanitizer: Ion wanna 🤓
ASSthma: who gave us these names
Girlkisser: UT WSA ME
GirlinDEAD: Can confirm I wz next 2 her when she did it
GirlinDEAD: She was laughing so hard @ Ethan and Taras 😭
Girlkisser: ill explain all of em gimme 1 sec
Girlkisser: k so
Girlkisser: chad is ALPHAMALE bc hes a jock football player tall nonchalant jacked party loving quintessential alpha male and its fucking hilarious
Girlkisser: tara is ASSthma bc shes an asthmatic freak and also got dat ass tea
Girlkisser: liv is IWannaLiv bc she almost didnt rip 💀
Girlkisser: wes is NoHickeys bc he dont get no bitches so no hickeys and also his last name is hicks
Girlkisser: amber is HandSatanitizer bc “the fucking hand sanitizer!?” and also shes literally satan in a teen girl’s body so SATANitizer
Girlkisser: quinn is Harley’sDick bc harley quinn and she’s quinn but also shes a slut (srry girl lmao) so yk and also shes a dick
Girlkisser: anika (ml <3) is GirlinDEAD bc she loves girl in red and also she almost died (still cry when i think abt that ladder 😢)
Girlkisser: im obvi Girlkisser bc im a HOMOSEXUAL GAY GAY GAY LOSERRR
performativemale: Wait Mindy why am I called this
performativemale: What’s a performative male (?)
NoHickeys😔: 🤓👆
NoHickeys😔: An archetype of a man who partakes in performative displays of progressivism, feminism, as well as emotional sensitivity as a means of superficially appealing to progressive women with the intent to romantically pursue them
HandSatanitizer: Ew wikipedia ass looking paragraph
Girlkisser: real wtf was that wes
IWannaLiv: Can someone paraphrase please
Girlkisser: its sm1 who acts feminist to get bitches 😝
performativemale: WHAT THE FUCK
performativemale: IM LITERALLY GAY I DONT WANT ANY BITCHES
performativemale: CHANGE IT TO SOMETJING BETTER YOU MOTHERFUCKER
Harley’sDick: JSJSJAHAUDJAJSHAHAH ETHAN IS GETTIN SO PISSY KEEP GOING MINDY
Harley’sDick: WHINY LITTLE TWINK LOSER
GirlinDEAD: Gay people are so funny I wish they were real 😔😔
ALPHAMALE: he ain’t little Quinn 😏🌶️
Harley’sDick: TMI BITCH THATS MY BRTHER
ALPHAMALE: watch out Quinn im coming for ur bloodline
ALPHAMALE: gonna steal yo bro’s last name
HandSatanitizer: EW gays 🤮
Girlkisser: YUCK A BOYKISSER 🤢
Harley’sDick: GROSS ITS A HOMO 😒
ASSthma: you are literally all gay
Girlkisser: allso chad bsfr
Girlkisser: u r not adopting the kirsch last name ewwww
performativemale: Valid tbh
performativemale: It’s ok I’ll just become a Meeks-Martin instead 😏
GirlinDEAD: Woah chat was that rizz
Girlkisser: oh girl u wanna c rizz just pu to my dorm 2night
GirlinDEAD: Babe ily but spelling is not your forte I fear 😭💔
Diesexual: Can someone seriously explain
Harley’sDick: bitch explain what
Diesexual: My name you motherfucker
Girlkisser: oops ig i forgot to xplain sams
Girlkisser: mb homo
NoHickeys😔: Homie*
Girlkisser: nope i meant homo 😘
NoHickeys😔: Oh ok carry on
Girlkisser: sam ur name is diesexual bc ur bi and ur edgy plus death is like ur nanny
Girlkisser: yall always up on each others asses istg
Harley’sDick: CHOKING SCREAMING SOBBING BYE
HandSatanitizer: Emphasis on choking, u little slut
Harley’sDick: TAKE THAT BACK UOU CUNT
HandSatanitizer: Make me hoe
HandSatanitizer: Sorry I meant WHORE
Harley’sDick: I CUOLD FUCKIG KILL YOU
HandSatanitizer: BITCH NO YOU COULDNT
HandSatanitizer: DIDNT YOU ONLY KILL LIKE 2 PEOPLE 😂😂
performativemale: It was 1 LMAO
HandSatanitizer: LMAOOOO
ASSthma: why are the ghostface’s senses of humor literally js murder jokes
IWannaLiv: Self explanatory I guess :/
Harley’sDick: AMBER IM OHTSIDE YOUR DORM
Harley’sDick: OPEN UP BITCH
HandSatanitizer: Ermmm no 😝
NoHickeys😔: Remind me how are they best friends?
GirlinDEAD: They r both mentally sick murderers who had relations of some kind with Richie Kirsch and enjoyed hacking other people to death while also trying to kill Gale Weathers
GirlinDEAD: And they’re also both screwing a Carpenter sister
GirlinDEAD: OH and they’re both batshit insane
IWannaLiv: Oop
Harley’sDick: OMg I forgot about Gale
HandSatanitizer: Me too what the fuck
HandSatanitizer: That bitch just won’t die like just FUCKING DIE ALREADY BRO
Harley’sDick: LWTERALLYYYY
Girlkisser: srry she js has 2 much plot armor gang
Harley’sDick: nah amber n I are gonna get her trust
IWannaLiv: !! WHAT
performativemale: Can I come too
performativemale: I FUCKING hate that reporter bitch
Harley’sDick: no so actually u can go fuck urself 💚 its gonna b a girls trip we dont want u you fag
NoHickeys😔: Wow uh
NoHickeys😔: Quinn can we dial back the slurs?
HandSatanitizer: Mindy why the FUCK did you put a FUCKING EMOJI in wes’ name
Girlkisser: bc i hate him and myswlf! 😆😋
[ALPHAMALE changed NoHickeys😔 name to NoHickeys!]
NoHickeys: Why is my name this
NoHickeys: I have gotten a hickey before
Girlkisser: bitch stop lying its not NEARLY as sexy on u as when the resident ghostfaces do it
Harley’sDick: I’m so loved guys, Mindy ur so kind I could fuck u 🥰
GirlinDEAD: Bitch you wouldn’t dare
Harley’sDick: dw ani I was never gonna leave u out of it 😜🤭🥵 I can do u bitches at the same time
GirlinDEAD: so id rather shoot myself
performativemale: So if youre looking to die I could just kill you again Ani 😘
Girlkisser: so ethan im omw to ur dorm rn to chop ur dick off 😘
ALPHAMALE: NO MINDY PLZ
ALPHAMALE: DONT DO THAT TO ME TWIN
ASSthma: ew do I smell gay
HandSatanitizer: Babe ur so right the stench of HOMOSEXUALS is in the air tonight
Harley’sDick: w-w-wait e-ethan…a-are you a f-f-faggot? 😰
performativemale: NO girl I’m actually a straight man undercover! I secretly like country music and guns and hitting the gym and getting pussy! Hooray for being a misogynist!!
GirlinDEAD: Ethan did a straight boy hurt you?
performativemale: Wow how’d you know
Girlkisser: petty ethan is my one true love
performativemale: Ew I’m gay you loser
Girlkisser: bitch im literally a lesbian
Girlkisser: wait guys
Girlkisser: is a boy dyke js called a byke
Harley’sDick: idk ask ethan
performativemale: Fuck you quinn
Harley’sDick: ew gross no i don’t fw incest
IWannaLiv: STOP WHAT
ASSthma: ayo
performativemale: Not what I meant and you know it bitch
ALPHAMALE: does anyone wanna come over and play Mario kart with me
NoHickeys: Yeah I’m on my way!
HandSatanitizer: “On my way!” 🤓☝️
Harley’sDick: ill cum over
GirlinDEAD: Quinn makes me feel violated 😭
Harley’sDick: 😍😘😝🥵😏
Diesexual: This chat was a bad idea