Archive of Our Own ^beta

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[Quackity created a groupchat]

[Quackity added several people]

[Quackity changed the groupchat name to “LAS NEVADAS !!🃏]

4:33 AM

Quackity: heyo

Purpled: are you fucking kidding me.
ITS 4AM

Quackity: why aren’t any of you asleep then?? 😒

Purpled: don’t feel like it

Fundy: nah

Charlie: i got stuff to do

Tubbo: sleep is for the weak

Quackity: that’s what i thought

Fundy: we need an adult or smth
having just us in this gc is a bad idea

Quackity: idk what you mean but ok

[Quackity added 2 people]

Quackity: happy now??

Fundy: most definitely 👍

Sam: what is this???

Foolish: yeah, why are we here??
you guys are students and we are your teachers

Quackity: fundy says we aren’t “responsible enough” or smth 😒

Charlie: we are very responsible fundy from theatre club!

Fundy: want me to name all the reasons we aren’t responsible??

Tubbo: be our guest 👍

Fundy: quackity is a smoker with daddy issues, purpled has major trust issues and lacks a parental figure, tubbo has gotten over 100 concussions these past 6 months, charlie…is charlie, and i’m a smoking addict with mommy issues.

Fundy: need i say more? i could go on all day.

Quackity: …ok maybe you have a point..

Fundy: that’s what i thought

Sam: have any of you considered therapy??

Tubbo: too expensive

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5:29 PM

Fundy: if i don’t text ang of you in the next half hour
call the fucking cops

5:41

Quackity: holy shit what
FUNDY????

Purpled: what the fuck???

Charlie: are you okay??

Tubbo: FUNDY ITS BEEN 20 MINUTES

Purpled: what the FUCK DO WE DO???

Quackity: hold on a sec
@Foolish @Sam GET ONLINE RIGHT FUCKING NOE

Foolish: are you guys okay?

Sam: yeah what’s going on??

Quackity: Backread.

Sam: oh shit

Foolish: how long has it been since he texted??

Tubbo: i’ll check..
ITS BEEN 25 MINUTES

Purpled: oh fuck

Charlie: i’m calling the cops what is fundy’s address?

Tubbo: ***************

Charlie: ok the cops are on their way

Purpled: holy fuck

Sam: i’m gonna pick up tubbo and quackity, purpled and charlie ride with foolish.

Foolish: ok im omw

Quackity: oh my god

Fundy: are the cops on their way???

Purpled: oh my hod are you okay???

Sam: they are on their way right now

Fundy: thank fucking god
also NO i’m the exact opprite of okay

Foolish: don’t worry we are all heading to your house right now, the cops will be there in the next five minutes

Tubbo: What happened??

Fundy: yknow just the usuassl my mooms being herself

Quackity: you’re typing really weirdly. whatever you mom did was not the usual

Fundy: i was being sartcasrticx thaat psychropath brokee my hand

Quackity: oh shit

Tubbo: do you want me to tell the theatre club??is sally there??

Fundy: you can teel ther othswers and yesh she’s herw i cam hesr thw sirend

Sam: well all meet you at the hospital

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5:48 PM

Niki: has anyone heard from fundy today??
he hasn’t texted me since this morning

Eret: i haven’t heard from him since 2pm
we were supposed to meet up and practice our scripts

Jack: @Everyone WHY THE FUCK ARE THE COPS AT HIS HOUSE??

Wilbur: The fucking WHO???

Tommy: TUBBO J KNOW YOU KNOW WHAT HAPPENDS

Tubbo: ummm

Wilbur: tubbo what the fuck happened.

Tubbo: so…half an hour ago, fundy texted the las nevadas gc and said to call the cops if he didn’t text back in half an hour..and when he texted back, he said his mom beoke his hand

Niki: holy shit.

Eret: is he okay??

Tubbo: i’m not sure, he hasn’t texted any of us since the cops arrived

Jack: oh fuck

Wilbur: @Tommy dad is gonna drop us off at the hospital

Tommy: this is fucked..his mom hasnnt been that bad in months..

Tubbo: are the rest of you guys coming??

Niki: obviously??? are you already there?

Tubbo: yeah i’m in the lobby. apparently him and sally got really fucked up

Wilbur: i’m fucking fuming right now

Niki: @Jack me and eret are gonna pick you up

Jack: alright

Eret: give us updates as soon as possible..

Tubbo: of course

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3:50 PM

Fundy: @Everyone
WHATS UP FUCKERS

Quackity: FUNDYYYYY

Tubbo: YOOOOO BOSSMAN IS ALIVE

Purpled: AYYYYYY
ok stopping the cheering for a sec, you good??

Fundy: well- me and sally kinda got disowned,,
I did adopt a kid tho

Charlie: HUH???

Foolish: do you and sally have anywhere to go now??

Fundy: not really,, most of our family live across the country
AND WE AINT LEAVING

Sam: hmmm

[Sam went offline]

Purpled: hello??

[Quackity & Sam]

Sam: would you like to have a brother and sister??

Quackity: wait wha

Sam: I can't be anymore clearer

Quackity: are you thinking of adopting fundy and sally or smth???
I mean- sure

Sam: ok cool

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amethyst —> NUKESS

7:45 PM

amethyst: hey tubbs

NUKESS: ya purp??

amethyst: can i come over..??

NUKESS: do i need to kill ur parents??

amethyst: no????i just had an argument with my dad and i just need to be anywhere else

NUKESS: if you say so,,but yeah you can come over

amethyst: thx

NUKESS: oooohhh just got an idea

amethyst: ??

NUKESS: i’m pretty sure fundy & sally get out of the hospital in a few hours,,,HOW ABOUT WE HAVE A D&D SLEEPOVER????

amethyst: i mean,,if the others are down for it

NUKESS: AIGHT IM GONNA TEXT THE GC