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    Summary

    In a world where Voldemort never returned comes an unhinged, deeply problematic new work of fanfiction.
    Draco Malfoy has a problem.
    That problem, he thinks, will be solved by turning Hermione Granger into a cat for a week.
    But when she shows up at his door to attack him, he stuns her and gives her a choice: stop snooping around, or he'll slip a collar around her throat and make her not just a cat for a week, but his cat.
    He's sure that threat will get her to give up trying to prove he's behind her cat-like state.
    Unfortunately for everyone—including Jesus Christ, whom after reading this fic we all will need—Draco is wrong.
    No, they don't have sex while she's an actual cat. Be serious.
    Read at your own risk.

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