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“Welcome viewers to a new phight!!!”
“The map will be phighting on is ROBLOX HQ”
“Why are we making them phight in such a professional setting, Valk? What happens if they break something.”
“It's fine Dom, we always rent out the highest floors for events like this, hopefully they won’t cause any real damage.”
Any ways the teams this round are,” (pulls out a list.)
“TEAM ONE!!”
“SKATEBOARD”
“Aye aye captain”
SLINGSHOT
“Let’s do this”
“HYPERLASER”
*silence*
“ SHURIKEN”
*throw a shuriken at sling*
“I HATE YOU SHURI!!!!”
“COIL”
‘alr’
“Alright time for the other team”
“TEAM TWO”
“SUBSPACE”
“An amazing scientist like me deserves to be on an amazing team”
“ughh...BIOGRAFT”
“AT YOUR SERVICE CREATOR”
“VINE STAFF”
“I’ll be great service to the team”
“MEDKIT”
“Oh swords why.”
“AND LAST BUT NOT LEASTTTTTT,”
“BOOMBOX!!!!!”
“YESSIR”
“ALRIGHT 32..1! START”
The battle starts out not so peacefully, Shurieken allegedly kills one of Subspace's biografts and now as the amazing scientist and elite he is starting to break down.
“Can you not do this in battle sub,”
“SAYS YOU MEDKIT YOU”RE THE REASON WHY I HAD TO INVENT THE BIOGRAFT*CRIES”
*medkit runs away.”
“LOOK AT BOOMBOX, WHO JUST DEFEATED SLINGSHOT” *that one sound effect yknow*
*snew* Hyperlaser then shot subspace "accidentally”
The phight last on to be 17 kills for team one and 18 kills for team 2.
“15 seconds left who will win”
“I think team 2 will win, Dom seems like they have the upper hand here in this battle.
They phight happens really fast, one team member is lost and another respawns. Skateboard did some cool tricks and hit hyperlaser one too many times, but the battle is going smoothly.
Vine staff and shuriken have been having sibling battles on the lowest floor. It seems like the one time Vinestaff ate the cheesecake has really left a hit on Shuri. Coil has been a nice support to the team helping hyperlaser a lot.
3….2…..1.. OVERTIME
“Woah team we gotta lock in, we only need one kill!!!”
Then…………..
“The round ends with TEAM ONE WINNING!!!”
Everydemon the winners of this Shuriken, Slingshot, Skateboard, Boombox, and Hyperlaser. Tomorrow at 5pm again everyone!”
“The shuriken you hit on me still hurts," - Slingshot