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1. Crime is an art, darling by Saturnalia8

   Fandoms: ATEEZ (Band)  

   • Explicit
   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • M/M
   • Work in Progress

   20 Nov 2025

   Tags

   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • Jeong Yunho/Kim Hongjoong
   • Jeong Yunho (ATEEZ)
   • Kim Hongjoong
   • Choi Jongho (ATEEZ)
   • Song Mingi (ATEEZ)
   • Alternate Universe - Superheroes/Superpowers
   • Superheroes
   • Villains
   • Enemies to Lovers
   • Theft
   • Yunho is a gentleman thief
   • Kim Hongjoong is a Little Shit
   • Jeong Yunho is Bad at Feelings (ATEEZ)
   • Yunho loves messing with Hongjoong
   • Shitty childhoods
   • supes
   • Generational Trauma
   • DysFUNctional families
   • Heists
   • Kidnapping
   • what to do when you realise you're crushing on your arch nemesis?
   • Minor Choi Jongho/Song Mingi (ATEEZ)

   Summary

   There is a pretty simple formula for staying out of trouble as a small-time villain in big Seoul city: Mind your business. Keep your mouth shut. Stay in your lane.

   These three rules have kept Jeong Yunho, gentleman thief, safe for years. So, no one is more surprised than him when he throws every single one out the fucking window.

   For Kim Hongjoong. Of all people.

   Language:

   English

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