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"And it doesn't even function anyway... because I have erectile dysfunction." Flambae sings, spinning the mic stand in a flourish. He's not exactly subtle with the way he keeps glancing over, grinning, waiting for him to react. Robert won't give him the satisfaction.
Invisigal snorts. "He speaking any truth?"
Robert deliberates a response, drumming his fingers along the rim of his drink. "He's got it half-right, surprisingly."
"What, that you have a tiny dick?"
"No, that I have erectile dysfunction."
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