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Hobi: im bored
Hobi: lets play guys ^^
Joon: really
Jin: jfc its 1 in the morning
Tae: hyung come here! We're doing a throwback battle
Jin: seriously guys
Hobi: whAt what battle??
Jin: i thought you're done since three hours ago
Tae: kookie found his old ps1 now we're doing bishi bashi
Tae: jimin is such a loser by the way
Jin: BISHI BASHI???
Chim: YOURE THE ONE TO TALK TAE
Jin: I LOVE THAT GAME
Hobi: ON THE FCKN WAY
Joon: hoseok we hvea frkn pyshics test in a few hours
Hobi: I GIVE UP
Tae: im serious jimin cant play for shit
Tae: he just throwed a pie for 5 meters and kept getting hit from the gangsters:))))))
Chim: SHUT UP TAE U NEED TO PLAY
Tae: cant even grow a perm:D
Tae: cant even grow a height:D
Chim: F U
Jin: hey
Chim: fool you
Hobi: sHit i think i lost
Joon: wut
Hobi: joonie help me
Jin: where are you
Joon: did u just fuckin lost in your own neighborhood?
Jin: hey LANGUAGE
Tae: hobi hyung quick u need to stop kookie from winning
Joon: kook's house is just 1 block away tho?
Hobi: i mean it think im gon a lost bc the street lamp are all off
Joon: your phone has flashlight
Hobi: GUYS GUYSSS!!!!
Suga: wth
Tae: and now its broken.........
Hobi: I JUST WALK ON THE STREET IN FRONT OF MY HOISE
Chim: tae u responsible for this
Suga: i just slept omfg
Suga: who keeps unmute my ringtone
Hobi: AND THERES CREEPY LOOKING PERSON AT THE TURN
Hobi: HE KEPT MAKING WEIRD GESTURES
Hobi: NOW HES SHPUTING NOISES
Jin: hobi its a drunk man
Joon: hobi just sleep
Hobi: NowWAY
Suga: i cant believe
Hobi: PLS IM SCARED
Joon: go home!
Hobi: FCK HE SAW ME AND NOW GOING RIGHT AFTRME
Suga: u kno what
Suga: hang on there i'll meet u
Kookie: what is happening?
Jin: hi lovely its already late stop playing
Kookie: im not playing anymore hyung
Tae: whoa the first time yoongi hyung being genuine
Tae: is this apocalypse?
Joon: i actually laugh
Jin: i think hobi is serious matter
Joon: u go save him hyung
Jin: 2 tired
Tae: is yoongi hyung telling the truth tho?
Joon: the thing is its past midnight and the road are deserted and its so dark even with the street lamp
Joon: ofc i also would scared
Tae: yep
Joon: hoseok pulling a walk in the night was seriously savage!
Tae: but sometimes hobi hyung just overreacting
Joon: yeah
Tae: so
Jin: well theyre missing
Jin: im gonna call
Joon: ok hyung
Joon: btw u guys r doing sleep over?
Tae: at this time we probably need to
Joon: the play still goin on?
Chim: well tae just cut the stick cable and now kookie is struggling
Tae: IM NOT THATS CAUSE ITS OLD OK
Kookie: if u can help me fix this up
Tae: YES CAPTAIN
Jin: THEYRE NOT PICKING UP
Joon: shit
Chim: we need to call 911
Joon: i need to sleep
Tae: INEED U GIRL
Tae: WAE
Tae: HONJA SARANGHAGO
Joon: STOP
Jin: guys what the hell happened to hobi and yoongi
Tae: maybe theyre kidnapped by aliens
Joon: NO
Jin: we need to get out
Jin: what if that person was a killer or a madman and he captured them??
Tae: its alien!!
Kookie: hyung i think i heard it
Jin: what?????
Joon: damn its raining fast
Kookie: screaming
Tae: definitely hobi
Chim: oh i think i know that creepy person
Kookie: yep its hobi hyung
Jin: u sure??? Call them out
Kookie: they just barged in my house soaked in rain and
Joon: whoa what happened
Joon: wait jimin you know that person?
Kook: what the heck
Chim: so if hobi hyung said at the turn its definitely near the playground and ive met him a couple times
Chim: its just homeless man likes to dance in the night alone
Joon: .....or a crazy man
Joon: how come i never saw this before
Kookie: they said his smiles was so wide and he wore some kind of old looking suit just staring blank while moving
Tae: TOTALLY NOT CREEPY AT ALL
Joon: wow is he the smiling man
Jin: but our neighborhood supposedly has locked gates???
Joon: i think
Jin: so why can he tresspassing????
Tae: maybe..
Chim: maybe he was here all along
Joon: motherfather goosebumps
Joon: we're not save anymore
Joon: bye im movin from here
Jin: KOOKIE SPILL
Joon: u sure really worried hyung
Jin: NOT LIKE U
Chim: DAMN STRAIGHT
Jin: IM WORRIED ABT MY OWN SAFETY ANYWAY
Kookie: so hobi hyung just walk like the usual to my house and that person came up and suddenly chases him until yoongi found him and they hid behind one of those bushes but the man kept walking around nearby until rain pouring down and they decide to run it out
Kookie: yoongi hyung is crying and hobi hyung laughing his ass off
Joon: wait what
Joon: is it supposed to be the other way
Kookie: their mentality has destructed
Jin: so wheres the man gone to
Kookie: i think now he walk to the entrance gate
Tae: yay more sleepover member!
Jin: /sigh
Joon: yoongi hyung what to do~
Chim: yoongi hyung just said 'thats the most sport ive done this month' lol
Suga: i cant believe i did this
Joon: hyung how was ur trip?
Suga: THIS IS SHIT
Suga: GONNA SLEEP DONT BOTHER
Jin: yep its almost 2
Jin: good night
Tae: wait so u guys wont come over to join?
Jin: nope
Jin: good thing u guys still alive
Tae: but the ps is not broken anymore?
Joon: nope r u kidding me
Jin: im out