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Tom Holland, the greatest of all time, and Tobey MaGuire and Andrew Garfield are in for a night invited to the Disney Hall of Fame Awards.
Tobey
Tobey Maguire as per usual in a state of annoyance, covering his face as he stomps into the red carpet and plasters a fake smile on his face.
The defeat is clear as day, as ever, obviously the expression set for the world as he stops to wave his hand and pose for
the camera.
The camera clicks loudly, rising, hitting Tom Holland, the greatest of all time, and Tobey MaGuire and Andrew Garfield are in for a night invited to the Disney Hall of Fame Awards.
His ear aches at the impact of it; he lifts his hand to hold his ear in pain, and his mouth slips open as he freezes with the lens flashing in his face.
His eyes roll through the eyes as they settle in the back of his head, the eyelids sink down to the skin, and the head bops up and down, touching his skin.
His body falls backwards onto the red carpet, vibrating out of his control and shifting down the red carpet to the entrance he watches it locked from within.
The glass doors split open to the side; two men exit walking to each side of him and one to his shoulder and nets reaching for their legs.
They lift him upward with one heavy thrust; they usher him in to the building as it closes, right? behind him, and they are slamming behind him.
One man digging deep into his suit pockets rummaging hard through to his hands and firmly he lay on the elevator; they press down, and it descends to the basement.
“You thought you were being honored, Tobey, but you are now one of an infinite collection of men in my home.” I say placing him on a slate and wheeling him in to his new home.
Andrew Garfield
“The Disney Legends Of Family and Hollywood Awards goes to.” Inside the venues I say to packed house.
“Andrew Garfield.” I say to a rousing set of applause by the crowd as he looks shocked doing his best to console his emotion, even though he is a true Brit.
Andrew held his heart tightly in pain as his tears swelled up in his eyes; he was barely able to try and stand up as he stumbles to the stage.
“Oh my! Are you drunk?” I am pretending to jest as he takes large steps to the top of the staircase, and he pulls me in.
to a hefty hug.
He smiles ever so brightly with a giant smile; his white teeth are blinding me as he removes his body and walks to the podium he struggles to walk.
Landing at the stage, his hands grab onto the glass counter. He can feel an odd rumbling and hot urge within him from his stomach as it surges.
“I would like to thank… Oh my… Oh my dear…can you believe I am...bbbbwwwwwaaaahhhhh?”
He commences his speech until his stomach surges upward till he hits the floor.
The pain is unbearable as he is crying so loud—the battle, the sobs, and the fight against the flatulence is lost as he burps into the fallen microphone.
“Did I just burp and fart?” He says, covering his mouth too appearance, and it all comes barreling down multiple levels of flatulence fills the room.
“Oh, Andrew, welcome to the collection.” I whispered into his ears as the elevator shaft runs down, and the door opens to reveal Tobey in a Spider-Man-inspired suit.
Tom Holland
“Something is off; I can sense it the moment I waltz in.” Tom says.
“Of course!” I say, standing behind him.
“Who on earth are you?” Tom spins in his chair.
“Your new master,” I whisper into his ear.
“Let me go,” he yells as I let my finger dip into his skin.
“I will defend myself.” He swears.
“Oh, Tom,” I said, wagging my finger in his face.
“Back off. I said back off,” he yells.
“Guards! Lock the door.” I instruct.
“You won’t catch me,” Tom says, hopping onto a table.
“Damn wannabe gymnasts” I say under my breath.
“Aim…and fire,” I command as they pull the trigger.
“Bullseye” Tom is hit on point with a target on his back.
“The fuck….” He says, landing on the table.
“Blast…” he says in time for his eyes to close.
“I am about to tap your ass.” I pat his ass hard.
“Deliver him to his proper place.” Throwing him into the elevator.
“Welcome, Tommy boi! Your home forever and ever.” I add with a kiss on the cheeks.
The end