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Cobble and shumby are at their wedding, it's supposed to be the happiest day of their lives. Cobble finally gets to marry the man of his dreams, shumby. Cobble can't help but notice how great shumby looks as they stand at the alter.
The preacher says a bunch of crap idk its a wedding.
“I do” Cobble says.
The preacher says more crap.
“I do” shumby says.
Preacher “any objection? Speak now or forever hold your peace.”
Suddenly Whisp barges in, everyone gasps when they see them. They were never invited to this wedding, they're not supposed to be there.
“I object! Stop the wedding right now!” Whisp shouts.
You can hear murmers from the crowd, ‘what's going on’, ‘who is this person?’ And most importantly ‘why are they crashing the beautiful shobble (is that the ship name, are we calling this shobble?) wedding?!’.
“You can't get married because…” well uhh why am I crashing this wedding again even the author doesn't know what they are writing, wait, what the duck? “You can't get married because Cobblecat sucks! Shumby can do way better!”
“But daddy i love him!” Shumby says dramatically, it's true shumby is very in love with Cobble.
“Well that's too damn bad! You can't marry him” Whisp says.
Cobble “what did I ever do to you Whisp, why would you ruin my perfect wedding” Cobble says through tears.
“You have more subscribers than me” Whisp says. “And your videos suck, my videos are way better”