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1. Have Yourself a Punny Little Christmas by Muse_of_Whimsy

   Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett  

   • Explicit
   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • M/M
   • Complete Work

   20 Dec 2025

   Tags

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   • Aziraphale/Crowley (Good Omens)
   • Aziraphale & Crowley & Adam Young (Good Omens)
   • Brian & Pepper & Wensleydale & Adam Young (Good Omens)
   • Aziraphale & Crowley & The Them (Good Omens)
   • Aziraphale (Good Omens)
   • Crowley (Good Omens)
   • Adam Young (Good Omens)
   • The Them (Good Omens)
   • Christmas
   • Christmas Festival
   • Christmas Smut
   • Happily After Ever
   • Post-Season/Series 01
   • Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence
   • South Downs Cottage (Good Omens)
   • Domestic Fluff
   • holiday fluff
   • Crowley Loves Aziraphale (Good Omens)
   • Aziraphale Loves Crowley (Good Omens)
   • Fluff and Smut
   • Puns & Word Play
   • Christmas Music & Carols
   • Humor
   • Sexual Humor
   • Explicit Sexual Content
   • Crowley is a Tease (Good Omens)
   • Aziraphale is Not Innocent (Good Omens)
   • He/Him Pronouns For Aziraphale (Good Omens)
   • He/Him Pronouns For Crowley (Good Omens)
   • Aziraphale Has a Penis (Good Omens)
   • Crowley Has a Penis (Good Omens)
   • Light Dom/sub
   • Adam Young Still Has Powers (Good Omens)
   • Aziraphale and Crowley are Adam Young's Godparents (Good Omens)
   • Aziraphale Loves Christmas (Good Omens)
   • Top Aziraphale (Good Omens)
   • Bottom Crowley (Good Omens)
   • Lower Tadfield (Good Omens)
   • Oral Sex
   • Anal Sex
   • Frottage
   • Snogging
   • Hand Jobs
   • Aziraphale as Father Christmas
   • Crowley as a Christmas Tree
   • Ineffable Husbands (Good Omens)
   • Bearded Aziraphale (Good Omens)
   • Crowley is a Little Shit (Good Omens)
   • Soft Crowley (Good Omens)
   • Gentle Dom Aziraphale (Good Omens)
   • Happy Ending
   • Blow Jobs
   • Inappropriate Use of Christmas Carol Lyrics
   • Inappropriate Use of Christmas Puns
   • Sexual innuendos
   • Dirty Talk
   • Established Relationship
   • Enthusiastic Consent
   • Cuddling & Snuggling
   • Post-Coital Cuddling
   • Aftercare
   • Top Aziraphale/Bottom Crowley (Good Omens)
   • author's first time writing smut
   • Prompt Fic
   • Prompt: Christmas Carols
   • Advent calendar event
   • Crowley Has a Praise Kink (Good Omens)
   • and possibly an Aziraphale as Father Christmas kink

   Summary

   Several years after the failed apocalypse, Aziraphale and Crowley have settled into their retirement and wedded bliss. But when teenage Adam practically begs Aziraphale to be Father Christmas for the Tadfield Christmas Festival, Crowley is less than thrilled about being brought along to help. His solution: spread some holiday mischief with dirty Christmas puns and innuendoes!

   Only he didn't plan on his Angel being so easily tempted by jokes and suggestions. Turns out Father Christmas is ready to go along with his demonic spouse once the festival is over. It seems like it's going to be a "not-so-silent" night for the ineffable husbands at their little cottage…with an Angel topping his Crowl-Tree.

   Chapter 1 - rated Teen & Up (can be read alone as a full story)
   Chapters 2 & 3 - rated Explicit (more terrible puns plus SMUTTY conclusion)

   Series

   • Part 21 of The Nice and Accurate Network Advent Calendar

   Language:

   English

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