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1. Against the Bathroom Floor by cannibalizedrat

   Fandoms: No Fandom, Original Work  

   • Not Rated
   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • M/M
   • Work in Progress

   25 Nov 2025

   Tags

   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • Original Male Character/Original Male Character
   • Alan Woods/Keith Rodgers
   • Alan Woods (Original Character)
   • Keith Rodgers (Original Character)
   • Suszie Sanitizers (Friend's Original Character)
   • Damien Miller (Original Character)
   • Pneumonia
   • Vomiting
   • Coughing
   • Characters Working For The News
   • Fever
   • Fainting
   • Title from a Will Wood Song
   • Not Beta Read
   • Author Is Sleep Deprived
   • I Wrote This While Listening to femtanyl

   Summary

   alan goes to work with pneumonia and forgets that his boyfriend is a medic and gets called out lmao also this is kinda written with a friend? the like one line that suszie says is written by one of my best friends and suszie is her OC so yea but she doesnt have ao3 or anything so

   Language:

   English

   Words:

   1,262

   Chapters:

   3/?

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