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1. Live, Laugh, Louvre: A why choose heist romance by probablyrunning

   Fandoms: Original Work  

   • Explicit
   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • F/M, M/M
   • Complete Work

   26 Nov 2025

   Tags

   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • Louvre Heist 2025
   • Inspired By The Louvre Heist 2025
   • Song: The Louvre (Lorde)
   • mmf
   • Why Choose
   • Paris (City)
   • Heist
   • Song: Money Money Money (ABBA)
   • Song: Bitch Better Have My Money (Rihanna)
   • Song: Smooth Criminal (2CELLOS)
   • Song: Heathens (Twenty One Pilots)
   • Song: Centuries (Fall Out Boy)
   • Song: Little Girl Gone (CHINCHILLA)
   • Song: Paris (The Chainsmokers)
   • Song: It Will Come Back (Hozier)
   • Song: Ameno - Remix (ERA)
   • Song: Espresso (Sabrina Carpenter)
   • Song: Despacito (2CELLOS)
   • Song: Back to Black by Amy Winehouse
   • Song: DtMF (Bad Bunny)
   • Song: Play With Fire (Sam Tinnesz)
   • Song: Rubber Band Man (ft. Hozier) - Mumford & Sons
   • Song: First Light (Hozier)
   • Song: Berghain (ROSALIA)
   • Song: Robbers (The 1975)
   • Song: Ghost (The Acid)
   • Song: Run Boy Run (Woodkid)
   • Song: War of Hearts (Ruelle)
   • Song: You Found Me (The Fray)
   • Song: Everything is Romantic (Charli XCX)
   • Song: Winter Wonderland
   • Masturbation
   • Mutual Masturbation
   • Threesome - F/M/M
   • Threesome
   • Voyeurism
   • Exhibitionism
   • Criminal Masterminds
   • Eiffel Tower

   Summary

   Five days ago I was only an influencer.
   Five days ago I’d never been to Paris.
   Five days ago my knowledge of the Louvre was limited to what I’d read as a teenager—in the dead of night, under the covers, behind my parent’s back—on the DaVinci Code.
   Five days ago the entire French police and Interpol weren’t looking for me.

   Language:

   English

   Words:

   29,117

   Chapters:

   25/25

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