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    McJohnson Johnson rolled his eyes and sauntered past his wife to reach the upper cabinet, retrieving his favorite whiskey Jack Daniel. “Sometimes only men can truly understand eachother…Ain’t that right Daniel?” He sighed and turned to his wife. “ Mary. Don’t you go yelling at me, as if I want your breakfast. Ok? Ain’t no one in this damn town who wants your breakfast. No go eat and scurry off to church. I’ve got some trucks to do.”

    “OH you better not be doing your trucks. The HOA called me and told me that you were doing unspeakable things to those trucks. I might be your wife under god’s name, but there is only so much I am willing to tolerate. I will be praying for you in church today.”

    “Pray all you want because my trucks are going to take my dick until the gasoline starts pouring out of them.”

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