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1. My intentions are brighter than the sun! by snuffdarling (SonOfSam)

   Fandoms: No I'm not a Human (Video Game)  

   • Mature
   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • F/M, M/M
   • Complete Work

   01 Dec 2025

   Tags

   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • Coat Guy (No I'm not a Human)/Reader
   • Coat Guy/Protagonist (No I'm not a Human)
   • Coat Guy (No I'm not a Human)
   • Reader
   • Protagonist (No I'm not a Human)
   • afab coat guy...
   • ftm coat guy...
   • Cunnilingus
   • Porn with Plot
   • Porn with Feelings
   • Gender-Neutral Reader-Insert
   • Light Angst
   • Kinda?
   • Squirting and Vaginal Ejaculation
   • Masturbation

   Summary

   title is LOOSELY based on the chorus of the song "hey you" by tyler the creator and toro y moi

   you eat out coat guy.. heck fricking yes

   Language:

   English

   Words:

   1,673

   Chapters:

   1/1

   Comments:

   7

   Kudos:

   74

   Bookmarks:

   5

   Hits:

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