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  1. Of Crooked Magistrates and Barmy Wizards by

    Fandoms: Baldur's Gate (Video Games)  

    24 Feb 2026

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    For all his grand dreams of intrigue and adventure when moving to Baldur’s Gate, Astarion Ancunìn, magistrate, is bored.

    Stuck as he is, day after day, listening to the whinging confessions of malodorous criminals, ignoring the accompanying paperwork, and ensuring that every so often a particularly guilty individual finds their way into the maw of a local vampire lord, well. It’s hardly any wonder then when a frothing mad, and gently handsome, “former archmage” begins following him about with claims of knowing him that Astarion finds himself enticed despite his better judgement.

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