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1. you're dangerous, I'm loving it by jayistootiredforthis

   Fandoms: Vampires SMP  

   • Mature
   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • M/M
   • Complete Work

   02 Dec 2025

   Tags

   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • Legundo/Owen | OwengeJuiceTV (Video Blogging RPF)
   • Owen | OwengeJuiceTV (Video Blogging RPF)
   • Legundo (Video Blogging RPF)
   • Not RPF
   • ALL VSMP CREATORS DNI
   • begone. this is not for you
   • Suggestive Themes
   • Fade to Black
   • Sexual Tension
   • Neck Kissing
   • Threats of Violence
   • Inappropriate Patient/Doctor Behavior
   • medical malpractive probably
   • making sure every vsmp fic of mine has my head canons for how their fangs work
   • Human/Vampire Relationship
   • shamelessly inspired by edward cullen's constant yapping about
   • how dangerous he is
   • except it turns out legs is kind of a freak so
   • Power Imbalance
   • just in the human/vampire way
   • Vampire Owen | OwengeJuiceTV (Video Blogging RPF)
   • Human Legundo (Video Blogging RPF)
   • Legundo-centric (Video Blogging RPF)
   • Owen | OwengeJuiceTV-centric
   • Medical Examination
   • vaguely specific consent before the fade to black but I promise it's not noncon
   • Predator/Prey
   • Violent Thoughts
   • surely this is not healthy but they dgaf
   • title from toxic by britney spears
   • for a reason
   • classic vsmp bloodletting 'i trust you'/'you shouldn't' moment
   • technicaly maybe implied passive suicidality from legs?
   • as in: he doesn't care enough about the danger he is in
   • more explanation for the tags in the notes

   Summary

   "“I’d like to examine your fangs, if that’s alright.” He said, trying to keep his voice steady. He didn’t miss the way Owen’s clasped hands pressed tighter together, or the stiffness of his posture, but he kept his eyes locked on the other man’s. A small, sarcastic smile had curled on Owen’s face, revealing teeth that, from a distance, appeared perfectly normal.
   “You sure you want to start with that, doctor?” Owen asked. “Seems pretty dangerous if you ask me.”
   “I trust you.” Legs responded, fighting the urge to do something stupid to prove it like bare his neck or offer his wrist.
   “You really shouldn’t.” Owen said, voice gritted and low."

   ...

   or; Legs finally gets a chance to study a vampire and Owen gets carried away explaining.

   WEEDOO WEEDOO! VSMP CREATORS (& ASSOCIATES LIKE PARTNERS CLOSE FRIENDS ETC) DNI!!!

   Series

   • Part 3 of Vampires SMP

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