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zoo
gyuvin: help
gyuvin: help
gyuvin: please help PLEASE
hanbin: ???!?!?
yujin: what now
hao: ?
gyuvin: i was eating lunch with ricky
hanbin: and
gyuvin: i realized he’s kinda pretty
hao: ……
hao: you
hao: JUST realized?
gyuvin: yes
ricky: thanks
gyuvin: OH
gunwook: you idiot
gunwook: you absolute fool
gyuvin: haha you’re welcome! hahahahaha
taerae: did you think he was ugly before orrrrrrr
gyuvin: no!
taerae: and he’s just not gonna elaborate
gunwook: hes typing tho
yujin: he’s lost it
hao: but why were they eating without us wtf
hao: i was free too
hanbin: i’m free too
hao: ? okay ?
matthew: i was also there
jiwoong: I too was there.
taerae: he did not mention you
jiwoong: I don’t think Gyuvin knew I was there.
jiwoong: or Matthew.
yujin: hyung u don’t have to type like that
jiwoong: Like what?
yujin: nvm
jiwoong: ?
jiwoong: What does that mean?
yujin: nevermind
jiwoong: Nevermind what?
gyuvin: no it’s not that i never thought ricky was pretty or that i didn’t notice before but today there was just something about him like he looked so pretty like he was so beautiful today ethereal even his eyes were like glittery and the arch of his nose was really sharp and his jawline was like really sharp and the way the light bounced off his cheeks was really heavenly and i just think that the way he styled his hair today was really new too like the swoop in his bangs and the bangs and his eyeliner was really good today too and it felt like i was sitting across from an angel and every time he spoke it was like a choir of angels was blessing me and looking at him for too long felt sinful because he’s just so angelic and beautiful
taerae: my fault for asking
gunwook: christ
matthew: LMAO
ricky: ………
hao: oh wow
hanbin: baksu
yujin: ew
jiwoong: How did he type all of that so fast.
yujin: dw abt it
jiwoong: ?
jiwoong: What are you saying to me.
taerae: hyung i’ll explain later
jiwoong: Thank you Taerae. (:
gyuvin: sorry
gyuvin: i’m feeling feelings
gunwook: no its okay
gunwook: but you do know that ricky’s in this chat right
gyuvin: OH
taerae: you bring shame to the kims
gyuvin: haha ricky hahahahaha
ricky: thanks gyuvin
ricky: youre pretty too
gyuvin: omg
gyuvin: omg
gyuvin: omgskdhfkjhwkjefhksjdfh
gunwook: is he okay???????
hanbin: no
hanbin: hes laying face down on the floor in his room rn
hanbin: im j gonna
hanbin: leave him alone……
hao: fix him
hanbin: im going to fix him
taerae: no yeah
taerae: good decision hyung!
taerae: a decision that you definitely came to by yourself!
gyuvin: thank you ricky! i’m so glad we are such good friends!
matthew: WTF
yujin: LOL
ricky: i
ricky: bye
gyuvin: bye!!!
gyuvin: what’d i do.
gunwook: STILL IN THE CHAT.
matthew: WFHSKJFHSDJK
jiwoong: Why do you guys keep doing that?
gunwook: taerae hyung will explain
zoo but without beautiful ricky
yujin: hyung what is wrong with you
gyuvin: ?
gyuvin: he’s beautiful??
yujin: uve been friends for like
yujin: 4 years
yujin: u were literally roommates
gyuvin: i didnt know things back then
gyuvin: i was stupid
gyuvin: a foolish fool
gyuvin: my eyes have been opened
gunwook: ur still a foolish fool
gunwook: u added ricky instead of jiwoong hyung
gyuvin: oh
gyuvin: hi ricky
ricky: hi gyuvin
gyuvin: hehhdkjhskjdf he said hi to me
matthew: BROTHER STAND UP
taerae: HE IS RIGHT THERE
hanbin: lads lock in
hanbin: did ricky look different today tho? or is gyuvin j insane
matthew: ricky looked the same as he always does
gyuvin: HE HAD AN ANGELIC GLOW
ricky: still here
gyuvin: YOU HAD AN ANGELIC GLOW
matthew: he was literally sitting in front of a massive lamp
gyuvin: NO HE JUST HAS THAT NOW
hao: i think hes just insane
hanbin: i agree. gyuvins insane.
gunwook: hyung have a spine
hanbin: ?
hao: dont listen to him hanbin
hanbin: okay!
gunwook: im sick of both of you
yujin: can someone call and get me out of hagwon
taerae: ur at hagwon?
taerae: on ur phone?
yujin: i told the teacher that i was having explosive diarrhea
yujin: i thought gyuvin hyung actually needed help
yujin: but now i’ve been in here too long and they’re knocking and coming for me
yujin: someone bail me out
gyuvin: AW
gyuvin: I’LL SAVE YOU.
yujin: ANYONE BUT YOU
yujin: YOU’RE WEIRD TODAY
gunwook: he’s weird everyday
hao: i called
hao: and hanbin is on his way
hao: act sick on ur way out
yujin: mom i love you
gyuvin: ?
gyuvin: what abt me?
yujin: u r not mom
gyuvin: i RAISED you
yujin: u pushed me off the swings when i was like 12 and u were 15
gyuvin: anyway
gunwook: why were u 12 and on the swings
yujin: can a boy not have whimsy?????
yujin: can a boy not just have fun on the swings?????
yujin: so judgmental these days
gunwook: ?!?!?!??!?!?!?!!?!?
gyuvin: lol
yujin: also this is abt gyuvin hyung realizing he’s in love with ricky hyung. this isn’t abt me and my swings.
gyuvin: ?
gyuvin: WHAT
ricky: give him a few more months
gyuvin: RICKY?????
gyuvin: im sorry but im not in love with you
gyuvin: unless you want me to be
gyuvin: then i’ll do my best
taerae: im sorry
taerae: youre NOT?
taerae: is that not what this entire thing was about?????
gyuvin: no???????
gyuvin: r u guys okay
gyuvin: i was j talking abt how pretty ricky is?? not that im in love with him
taerae: oh my god
taerae: oh my fucking god
taerae: i cant do this anymore
matthew: taerae said fuck what did u do to him
matthew: ahhhhh i see
taerae: its like hao hyung and hanbin hyung 2.0
hao: what about me and hanbin
taerae: OH MY GODHDKJFHSJKD
taerae: KILL MEEHEKJSHJF
taerae: JUST SHOOT ME NOWWHKJSDHFKJHSDKFHWJKUEFHKSJDFN
gunwook: wow
matthew: i think
matthew: i think hes broken
gyuvin: IM SORRYHWJFHSDJKFH BTU WHAT DID I DO
yujin: ricky hyung say gyuvins pretty again
ricky: gyuvin ur pretty
gyuvin: WJSLKDKF;WIOUEFHJKSDNV,XMNCV
gyuvin: I JUST FELL DOWN THE STAIRS
hanbin: WE DONT HAVE STAIRS????
gyuvin: i went outside
hanbin: ??!???!!?!?!
ricky: are you okay??
gyuvin: outside hurts
yujin: omfg
yujin: hyung
yujin: why r u outside my hagwon
gyuvin: i said i’ll save you
yujin: hyung ur embarrassing me
yujin: oh my godddhdkjfhjs
yujin: why wld u fall down the stairs HEREEEE
yujin: im so embarrtased
yujin: i cant even look at u
yujin: leave me alone omfg
yujin: dont pretend like u know me
yujin: oh my goddhfkjsdhfjks hyung
gunwook: ???? what did you DO
gyuvin: i fell down the stairs
gunwook: that cant be it
gyuvin: i
gyuvin: ………
gyuvin: i fell down the stairs
gunwook: and?
gyuvin: ha
yujin: HE FELL DOWN THE STAIRS INSIDE MY HAGWON
yujin: AND TRIPPED AND GRABBED A DOOR AND FELL INTO A CLASSROOM
yujin: IM SO EMBARRTASED RNSDFHSDJK
hanbin: im outside
hanbin: abandon him.
gyuvin: HYUNG?!??!?!?
hao: can someone add jiwoong hyung
hao: he just texted me and asked me why we stopped texting
hao: he asked if its bc he cant understand yujin
matthew: LMAO
matthew: ill add him dw
jiwoong: Hi
jiwoong: ?
jiwoong: Ricky’s here.
taerae: yeah
taerae: gyuvin’s an idiot.
gyuvin: ):
gyuvin: so rude
taerae: dont talk to me until u figure ur shit out
gyuvin: ???
gyuvin: IM NOT IN LOVE WITH RICKY?????????
ricky: why not
gyuvin: im straight
ricky: i
ricky: dont talk to me either actually
gyuvin: WHAT??????
yujin: deserved……
gyuvin: what did i do 😭😭😭😭😭
gyuvin: guys?
gyuvin: hellloooo???
gyuvin: 😞😞😞😞