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Hy added Greg Bridgerton and Francesca Bridgerton
Hy named the chat Three Musketeers
Hy: Do you want to meet Gareth?
Fran: Did you make a chat for the three of us for this?
Hy: Yes
Greg: Yes to meeting Gareth
Fran: Who is Gareth by the way?
Hy: My boyfriend?
Hy: I sent a picture in the sister chat?
Hy: You said he was cute for a boy
Fran: The attorney?
Hy: Yes.
Fran: I guess.
Fran: Why?
Hy: We’re getting serious.
Hy: I want to ease him into the chaos.
Greg: Are we first?
Hy: Yes
Greg: Why?
Hy: Don’t ask questions you know the answer to.
Fran: Can Michaela come?
Hy: She won’t act like Daph or Ant right?
Greg: 🤣
Fran: 😂
Hy: 🤭
Hy: I had to ask.
Fran: No.
Fran: I let it slip.
Hy: Sure.
Hy: This weekend?
Greg: Wow
Greg: You are serious.
Hy: I really like him.
Fran: I can move some stuff around.
Hy: Thank you both!
Greg: I didn’t say yes
Hy: You have no life.
Greg: Rude.
Hy: We’re here.
Fran: We’re in the back.
Hy: We see you.
Hy: GREG
Hy: GREGORY CHARLES BRIDGERTON
Greg: I’m almost there!
Greg: I’m only 10 minutes late.
Fran: Gareth and Michaela have bonded over comics
Fran: It’s freaking Hy out.
Greg: 😮
Greg: He’s a nerd?!
Hy: I didn’t know this!
Fran: The pretty ones hide it well.
Greg: Wow
Greg: I think Michaela would cry if you dumped him Hy
Hy: I would never.
Hy: Have you seen his face?
Greg: Eww
Fran: I get it.
Hy: You do?
Fran: He’s a boy Michaela.
Fran: I get it.
Hy: Wait
Hy: do you just stare at her when she rambles about X Men?
Fran: Sometimes.
Fran: It helps.
Fran: Hy
Fran: Michaela wants to express that she approves of Gareth
Hy: Okay.
Hy: Do you approve?
Fran: He adores you so yes
Hy: 🥰
Greg: He’s insane to date you but approved
Hy: Rude.
Greg: Am I wrong?
Hy: No.
Hy: Greg
Hy: Do we need to approve anyone for you?
Greg: No?
Greg: Why?
Hy: You have to be feeling left out
Hy: You’re the only one here single
Greg: I’m fine
Greg: Besides I don’t care if you like my girlfriend or not
Fran: Girlfriend?
Greg: Hypothetical girlfriend
Fran: Okay
Hy: Sure Jan
Greg: I am not dating!
Hy: I’m asking Pen
Greg: She won’t do it.
Greg: She’s retired.
Greg: Also, you are the one who has to get approval
Hy: Is this because I’m the baby or a sister?
Fran: Yes
Hy: Seriously?
Hy: No one approved Michaela
Fran: Because everyone knew better
Greg: This is true.
Fran: You should let Ben and Colin meet him next.
Hy: Not Daph and El?
Fran: Do you want that interrogation?
Hy: No thank you.
Hy: Colin AND Ben are late.
Fran: Did they ride together?
Hy: No
Fran: Great first impression.
Greg: Who do you think will freak first?
Fran: Ben.
Greg: Really?
Fran: Ant’s reaction.
Greg: 😬
Hy: Ben is here.
Hy: He didn’t bring Sophie.
Fran: Did you tell him to bring Sophie?
Hy: Yes.
Hy: She had work.
Fran: Awww
Hy: Colin is here without Pen.
Greg: Damn
Hy: I know right?
Greg: How are they doing?
Hy: Colin started to shovel talk
Hy: Ben shut him down.
Hy: One of you come save me.
Greg: Where are you?
Fran: I’m with El.
Fran: She’s calling Ben
Hy: Thank you
Fran: You owe her a favor.
Hy: Fine.
Fran: Hy tell Daph and El
Hy: No
Fran: Tell them or I will
Hy: Gareth needs to recover from Ben and Colin
Greg: HYACINTH ANNE BRIDGERTON
Greg: Daph is bothering me now
Hy: You two are weak
Fran: Daph AND El are on the same page about this
Hy: 😬
Hy: Sorry
Greg: Forgiven if you tell them.
Hy: They came together.
Greg: Daph picked up El?
Hy: THEY HAVE NOTES?!
Fran: 😂
Hy: Stop Fran
Fran: Tell your boyfriend to stop texting my future wife
Hy: Tell your older sisters to stop acting like this is a BBC cop thriller
Greg: How’s it going?
Hy: Daph likes him
Hy: El doesn’t.
Fran: She likes him.
Fran: She’s just doing this to mess with you
Hy: 😡
Hy: Fran.
Fran: I’ve warned her of your wrath.
Greg: Are you having him meet Mum and Ant together?
Hy: Mum already met him.
Greg: How?
Hy: He’s Agatha’s grandson.
Greg: He is?
Hy: Yes
Greg: Why didn’t you say so?
Greg: Fran did you know this?
Fran: Yes
Fran: Agatha’s shown me a picture.
Hy: Agatha shows you pictures?
Fran: I asked.
Greg: Weird.
Greg: And she was nice about it?
Fran: Yes.
Fran: I always tell her where Colin is hiding
Hy: Gotcha.
Greg: That’s why.
Hy: One of you come to this with Ant and Kate
Fran: Kate won’t let him Ant about this
Hy: She’s Kateing.
Fran: 😬
Fran: Let me see
Hy: ❣️
Greg: I’ll come too
Hy: Thank you
Hy: You distract Kate
Hy: Fran distract Ant
Fran: 👍🏻
Greg: Am I early?
Hy: No.
Hy: We’re outside
Hy: Someone get Ben here
Greg: He’s busy.
Greg: Daph?
Hy: No.
Hy: El?
Fran: She’s on a date.
Greg: Who?
Fran: Sworn to secrecy.
Fran: Ben doesn’t even know.
Hy: We will return to that later
Hy: Get Michaela here.
Fran: Are you sure?
Hy: I know she is waiting to save you
Fran: She’s inside.
Greg: What did I miss?
Hy: They approve.
Greg: Seriously?
Hy: According to Ant
Hy: He seems like a fine young man
Fran: Gross
Hy: Agreed
Hy: Kate thinks he’s sweet
Hy: Do you think he’s ready for brunch?
Fran: This week’s brunch?
Hy: Next week?
Fran: If he is game then next week
Fran: Give him a chance to recover
Hy: Okay.
Hy: He’s coming next week
Hy: Fran I need Michaela to be a buffer
Fran: She’s out of town next week
Hy: Nooo
Fran: It’s last minute.
Fran: I’m sorry
Greg: It’ll be fine
Fran: Will it?
Hy: Okay we are parked
Greg: Everyone’s here
Greg: And hungry.
Hy: That wasn’t so bad
Fran: He did well
Hy: Like stay forever well?
Fran: If you want
Hy: I really like him
Hy: And I want to make sure he fits in
Greg: He laughed at ABC’s corny jokes.
Greg: He’s good.
Hy: True
Greg: Also Agatha wants you two married
Hy: How do you know?
Greg: I heard her mention it to Mum
Fran: 😂
Hy: Stop Fran
Fran: He’s permanent then.
Hy: You sound sad
Fran: More preparing to be a widow of sorts.
Hy: ?
Hy: Fran, tell your future wife to stop texting Gareth.
Fran: I’m trying.
Fran: There is some new Marvel movie out
Hy: Wait
Hy: Do you think they will go together and not drag us along?
Fran: Maybe
Hy: Nevermind
Greg: I want to go.
Fran: I told her to text you.
Greg: WE’RE GOING!
Greg: Hy
Greg: Are you deleting this or keeping it?
Hy: Keeping if that’s cool
Hy: I’m sure we’ll barely use it
Fran: I’m fine with that.