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1. Fortune Cookies by Characterassassination

   Fandoms: Schitt's Creek  

   • Mature
   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • M/M
   • Complete Work

   05 Dec 2025

   Tags

   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • Patrick Brewer/David Rose
   • David Rose (Schitt's Creek)
   • Patrick Brewer
   • Early Relationship
   • Patrick is bad at communication
   • Thirsty Bottom Patrick Brewer
   • Fortune Cookies
   • Miscommunication
   • David spirals a bit

   Summary

   Patrick desperately wants something but doesn't know how to bring it up to David.

   Series

   • Part 10 of The Internet Is A Breeding Ground For Freaks!

   Language:

   English

   Words:

   1,217

   Chapters:

   1/1

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