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1. Louvres in Paris by SallowsKeeper, sirensnare

   Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling  

   • Explicit
   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • F/M, M/M, Multi
   • Complete Work

   14 Dec 2025

   Tags

   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • Hermione Granger/Draco Malfoy
   • Hermione Granger/Theodore Nott
   • Draco Malfoy/Theodore Nott
   • Hermione Granger
   • Theodore Nott
   • Draco Malfoy
   • those poor security guards
   • Inspired By The Louvre Heist 2025
   • Dom Theodore Nott
   • Pining Draco Malfoy
   • POV Hermione Granger
   • Morally Grey Hermione Granger
   • Threesome - F/M/M
   • Rough Sex
   • Oral Sex
   • Multiple Orgasms
   • Sexual Overstimulation
   • Eiffel Tower
   • there's two
   • Praise Kink
   • Aftercare
   • Double Penetration
   • Anal Sex
   • Fingerfucking
   • Spit Kink
   • I'm on the naughty list for this one
   • sorry santa
   • Bisexual Theodore Nott
   • Bisexual Draco Malfoy
   • Hermione's having a great time
   • Dessert & Sweets
   • Food Kink
   • Porn with Plot
   • Fluff and Smut
   • Christmas Smut
   • dreomione
   • The More The Merrier
   • 12 Days of Kinkmas
   • Cock Rings
   • Cock Tease
   • Clit Play
   • not getting into heaven because of this
   • flirting with cuckolding but they're all in love so its fine
   • santa loves kinkmas otherwise why have a naughty list

   Summary

   Paris: The City of Love

   It's also the place where Draco Malfoy is conned into stealing the French Crown Jewels after losing to Theo in a game of Exploding Snaps. Not one to let those two devils get into trouble alone, Hermione's spending her Sunday at the Louvre. Stealing priceless jewels without the use of magic. Theo bets that they can get in and out in under ten minutes.

   If they do, he's promised Draco a view of the Eiffel Tower during supper.

   Only, Hermione's about to find out that there's going to be two Eiffel Towers in Paris tonight.

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