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Party rock is
M(ike)om
Someone please kill me
madmxx
dude what
i mean i would but why
Ellie
I do not think that is a good idea.
M(ike)om
I’ll pay you five dollars
Dustybun
Shit I’ll do it
Wise
Why??? Do you need someone to kill you
M(ike)om
So, you know how I have that babysitting thing - well one of the parents I babysit for was talking to the Mrs. Turnbow so guess who I have the watch tomorrow
Stalker
Dipshit Derek???
Really??
M(ike)om
Ding ding ding!!! (Please shoot me🙏🙏)
Wise
Isn’t he Holly’s bully
madmxx
yep
fuck that guy hope u know im laughing at u
M(ike)om
Thank you Max, you have been ever so helpful
Ellie
Does he not have a sister?
Dustybun
He does‼️
Why can’t she just watch him
M(ike)om
Idk they hate each other but at least the pay is good
madmxx
how much
M(ike)om
25 an hour and it’s like, eight hours I think
Wise
200 DOLLARS
madmxx
ur joking.
Stalker
Hyperfitcally if you do die can I get the money
M(ike)om
That’s so ominous
*hypaphetically
Stalker
🖕
madmxx
ur like rich u dont need tge money
give it to me🫴
M(ike)om
No what, I’M the one that has to watch over Derek
Ellie
What is so wrong with Derek?
Dustybun
He’s a bully
Wise
He’s the one that bullys Holly
Dustin just bc he told you to suck a fat one doesn’t mean he was bullying YOU
Stalker
It’s his catchphrase
Dustybun
I felt victimized
Ellie
Oh.
madmxx
yeah he sucks
Dustybun
What time do you have to go over tmr
M(ike)om
After lunch
Dustybun
I would cry
M(ike)om
I am
Stalker
Do u want me to pray for you
M(ike)om
I don’t think that’ll help
Wise
Yikes
madmxx
u need a xannex
Ellie
I don’t think that is a good idea.
M(ike)om
Do you have some?
madmxx
no
M(ike)om
Booooo 🍅🍅🍅
Wait I have to go my sisters calling me
Stalker
Which one
M(ike)om
Holly
Ellie
Tell her I say hi!
Dustybun
Tell her WE say hi
M(ike)om
How about I tell her NO ONE says hi
Shit I really gtg she yelling like my mom
Wise
You mean like you