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1. When Urges Strike by CutMyThroat

   Fandoms: Homestuck  

   • Explicit
   • Underage Sex
   • M/M
   • Complete Work

   10 Dec 2025

   Tags

   • Underage Sex
   • Dirk Strider/Swiss Elysi
   • Dirk Strider
   • Swiss Elysi
   • Blow Jobs
   • First Time Blow Jobs
   • Sloppy Makeouts
   • I'm Bad at Tagging
   • Other Additional Tags to Be Added
   • How Do I Tag
   • Tags Are Hard
   • My First AO3 Post
   • The Homestuck Epilogues
   • Homestuck 2: Beyond Canon
   • Top Dirk Strider
   • Age Difference
   • I Will Go Down with This Ship
   • One Shot
   • Short One Shot
   • Choking
   • Bad Spelling & Grammar

   Summary

   ==> BE DIRK STRIDER.

   YOU are now DIRK STRIDER, and you've started to find yourself thinking about a certain satyr boy roaming around flawing his stuff, you frankly can't get enough and you NEED him to blow you right NOW. So that's exactly what you'll do, you'll make SWISS ELYSI blow you and you'll make him you're designated fuck toy.

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