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1. you deserve it by cryptidmads

   Fandoms: Cookie Run (Video Game)  

   • Mature
   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • M/M
   • Complete Work

   16 Dec 2025

   Tags

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   • Elder Faerie Cookie/Silent Salt Cookie (Cookie Run)
   • Implied Elder Faerie Cookie/White Lily Cookie | Saint Lily Cookie - Relationship
   • Silent Salt Cookie (Cookie Run)
   • Elder Faerie Cookie (Cookie Run)
   • Mentioned White Lily Cookie | Saint Lily Cookie - Character
   • Elder Faerie Lives (Cookie Run)
   • Mirrors
   • Self-Esteem Issues
   • Implied/Referenced Self-Mutilaton
   • Suicidal Ideation
   • Kissing
   • Emotional Hurt/Comfort
   • Body Worship
   • Scent Kink
   • Something Something Butterflies are attracted to salt
   • low-key eldritch silent salt
   • Touch-starved Silent Salt cookie
   • Pet Names
   • large man appreciation
   • confidence! is! sexy!!
   • ESPECIALLY on a man built like a brick house
   • immortal old men in love
   • angst to fluff to spice to fluff again
   • low-key monsterfucker elder faerie
   • Making Out
   • Banter
   • no beta we die like-- wait never mind he's alive in this one

   Summary

   in another world, one where elder faerie survives the great calamity, silent salt cookie returns to the faerie kingdom post-catacombs to catch up. when the monarch learns that he hasn't been treating himself nearly as well as he should, he decides to do something about it

   Series

   • Part 1 of bake on my bullshit

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   English

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