Alastor starts recording private audio logs to document Lucifer Morningstar’s strange behavior. It is absolutely not a diary.
Lucifer keeps baking. He drinks too much wine. He gives Alastor cakes for no reason and refuses to explain himself.
Alastor is simply observing. Objectively. Very normally.
“This is not a diary.
“I repeat. Not a diary.
“Niffty, turn the recording off please.
“Now, to those still listening. If you still think this is a diary, you are sorely mistaken. And you’ve now activated the glyph of self-destruction that is going to go off in approximately… 3… 2…”
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