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Hmph
Raph was hanging out with mikey, mikey after the kraang had been having these bad hand spasms and wanted to adjust his abilities by using it more to “get his body used to it!”. So as mikey opened another portal in the living room raph wasnt too bothered that was until leo walked in and accidentally tripped over sending raph through the portal just before mikey closed it.
And now he was stuck in a forest, where? He didn’t know! Mikey’s portals lead anywhere!
Hes alone…he doesn’t like being alone
“Okay raph…” he spoke to himself, “you don’t know where you are or where your brothers are,b-but thats okay! Donnie and mikey are probably trying to find you a way home!”
He was reassuring himself as he wandered in and in. He looked at all the trees, then accidentally bumped into someone they weren’t very tall maybe splinters height? He looked down at them and immediately that person screamed and ran away.
“Oh no…”
Raph walked aimlessly everytime he found a person (always atleast splinters height???) they would run away. He eventually found a pattern as in not the heights but they were all birds no wonder why they were scared he was a whole different species!
All alone
But thats okay
He’ll be found soon!
Right?
Right???
Maybe if he just-
He bumped into someone again well not really more like 4 small kids bumped into his leg.
“Woah!” The only female of the group looked at him, “guys look at this thing!”
“We are looking webby…according to the junior book guide to get away from this creature would to be most likey to not look it directly in the eyes and especially don’t provoke it. Thats could be classed as-“ the small duck was about to finish his sentence before he realised the girl was not listening to him. DOING EVERYTHING HE TOLD HER NOT TO
“Hi im webby, well im not sure if you speak English or anything but still my name is webby this is huey, dewey and louie! We are lost in the woods and all the guides ran out of here because of something i dont know!” She was looking directly at raph and smiling.
Dewey and louie were looking at raph clearly more terrified then the girl for varying reasons.
(Louie was terrified of dying before getting any income, dewey was afraid of dying before being famous and getting his own movie)
Huey stared at webby as raph looked at her processing her words.
“Hi?” Raph said smiling back, “so your lost as well.”
Webby then went on a 30 minute rant about everything how they came in for a expedition and how the guides showing them around suddenly ran off screaming which raph probably knew why…and eventually turned to him.
“So whats your name, before you yk.” She looked at him.
“Eh?”
“Eat us?”
“Why would i- no?!”
“Oh- ohhhh your definitely one of the friendliest monsters we’ve met then!”
“WHERE ARE YOUR PARENTS-“
Raph now was determined to help these kids…what did todd teach them again…hmm…moss usually grows on the north size of the tree!
He led them as the other two began to talk oh my god did the blue duck sound like leo it was so uncanny!
He eventually led them out where three other ducks were waiting.
“Look who we found!” Webby smiled
Immediately the female duck grabbed all 4 of the children.
Raph understood pulling the people the people you trust out of potential danger i mean he did it sometimes.
“Hi im-“
“You speak English?”
“Ofcorse i do?”
Raph had to explain the whole universe situation and how he was unsure how he got here blah blah blah.
The ducks surprisingly believed him no scepticism?
“The moon tried to invade us, theres less believable stories here.” The oldest of the ducks spoke.
“Where is here…IF you dont mind me asking ofcorse!”
Dewey spoke “duckburg!”
Well that explains the amount of birds.
They allowed raph to stay with them, mostly because he managed to scare off glomgold who’s latest plan was to pretend to be a guide to use scrooge’s nephews as bait for money or smthing raph wasn’t really paying attention.
Turns out this Scrooge guy
Was a millionaire!
This is the biggest house raph had ever seen!
meanwhile
Mikey and leo were panicking
“Mikey…PLEASE TELL ME YOU KNOW WHERE THAT GOES!”
“No…”
They realised really quickly that the best course of action would to ask donnie for help since of the whole tracking device thing and his already okay knowledge on universes.
Donnie was asleep at his desk clearly having pulled another all nighter.
“Ha weak!” Leo looked at him “but still we should probably-“
“DONNIE I ACCIDENTALLY SENT RAPH TO ANOTHER DIMENSION!!!” Mikey cried.
Well thats one way to get donnie up
“What.” Donnie looked at them mikey was crying and leo was panicking aswell both talking at the same time leo tried to blame mikey and mikey did take the blame.
“Alright calm down or whatever i have trackers for this reason.” Donnie sighed then mumbled, “stupid dum dum brothers…”
The screen lit up and raph’s tracker displayed him far far away. Clearly another universe of sorts.
“Oh god”
“What is it?!”
“Good news raphala is safe in another universe the bad news is, hes in a disney cartoon.”
back to raph
“So who is glomgold anyway?” Raph asked,
Webby already had a spread sheet open of Scrooge’s and glomgold’s beef.
“You might want to sit down for this one turtle man.” Louie said to him before webby went on this whole session about the history of glomgold and scrooge mcduck!
The 3 triplets were shocked on how well raph had managed to listened to webby’s 3 and half hour long session. I mean after the first hour most people gave up.
“Huh, how can you listen that easily?” Dewey asked, it was still really uncanny how much he sounded like leo.
“Well raph know some people that usually end up talking my head off for 10 hours straight.” Raph shrugged, it was for majority leo and mikey who did this donnie usually did do this unless he was really interested in a topic.
After webby was done raph now understood the beef and why he was allowed here.
I mean that glomgold guy seems like a whole doozie.
at Glomgold Industries!
“Flintheart glomgold, i am flintheart glomgold i canne get scared by a wee turtle man, I CANNE!” He was yelling then came up with an idea “wait what if i, get one of me own, then that turtle will tremble in fear for flintheart glom-“
“So do you just say your name constantly or…”
Leo was there.
“AH, wait a minute your not one of Scrooge’s nephews?” Flintheart looked at him.
“Ah well, actually the guy from the christmas carol has only one nephew but go off.” Leo looked at him.
“What no!” Glomgold glared at him “i ain’t talking bout no stinking carol!”
Then glomgold finally turned to the man a turtle oh man this was a golden opportunity!
“Your a turtle man.”
“Indeed i am.”
“Want to help me destroy scrooge mcduck’s fortune and-“
“Not really particularly…”
“Want to make money doing it?”
“DO I?”
And now leo works for glomgold now. Great.
Leo was only here because donnie’s machine malfunctioned and all 3 of them were displaced.