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Remus is stranded at the airport on Christmas eve when Sirius approaches him with a surprising offer: pretend to be Sirius's new husband for his Christmas honeymoon vacation and save Sirius from having to explain yet again about leaving his cheating ex at the alter. Featuring: far too many sexual innuendos, Sirius's growing blush, Remus who cannot function before coffee, and a vacation that neither of them will ever forget.