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1. Shooting Stars by tvshowsufferer

   Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett  

   • Explicit
   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • M/M
   • Complete Work

   14 Dec 2025

   Tags

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   • Aziraphale/Crowley (Good Omens)
   • Aziraphale (Good Omens)
   • Crowley (Good Omens)
   • Newton Pulsifer
   • Anathema Device
   • Gabriel (Good Omens)
   • Alternate Universe - Human
   • Porn Star Crowley
   • smut and humor
   • Aziraphale Has a Penis (Good Omens)
   • Crowley Has a Penis (Good Omens)
   • Crowley loves Aziraphale
   • Aziraphale loves Crowley
   • Comedy
   • Pornomedy
   • Bartender Aziraphale
   • Fancy Aziraphale
   • Straight aziraphale
   • Romantic Crowley
   • Top Aziraphale (Good Omens)
   • Bottom Crowley (Good Omens)
   • soft Crowley
   • Flirting
   • First Times
   • Aziraphale has never heard of being close minded
   • ineffable husbands
   • Aziraphale is a professional
   • Aziraphale’s dick is a professional

   Summary

   When Shooting Stars, the porn production company currently terrorising the upper floors of a luxury hotel, loses its main top to a catastrophic ball rash, Crowley is gifted a day off. He plans to spend it wisely: wrapped in silk, freshly moisturised, a bit of reading, and a nice drink.

   Aziraphale, the hotel’s maddeningly gorgeous bartender with hands made for sin, curls made for clutching, has absolutely no idea he’s flirting with one of the most famous porn star in the country. Worse, he genuinely has no experience with men.

   For the first time in years, Crowley’s wondering what it feels like to be wanted off-screen… and whether he’s stumbling into a romance of his own.

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   English

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