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Elizabeth
@beth Replying to @brucewaynecanwhoopurahh there are other ways to make money without whoring yourself out, again, just saying it as it is. 

     4k reposts 19.8k likes 902k views

       silent_pooper
            @silentpooper67 Replying to @beth i bet you're middle-class at worst

     9k reposts 198k likes 673k views

 

Bruce Wayne ✓

   @therealbrucewayne Replying to @beth [a SYBAU meme, except instead of Bruce Wayne himself in the picture—as many variants of such a meme exist to choose from—its a picture of a beaming Clark Kent. All sunshines and rainbows, with a broken heart emoji right next to the text]

   67k reposts 1.9m likes 4.2m views

 
      Jennifer
         @niffer Replying to @therealbrucewayne 😭😭😭

  19k reposts 305k likes 770k views

Clark Kent
   @clarkkent Replying to @threalbrucewayne oh.

    38k reposts 793k likes 1.3m views

Notes:

(See the end of the work for notes.)

Chapter Text

Elizabeth

   @beth a slut is a slut babe

  6k reposts 22k likes 1.5m views

 

  LOUD_POOPER

    @loudpooper368 Replying to @beth [picture of homelander looking at firecracker with undisguised disgust from the Amazon Prime series, The Boys]

     16k reposts 236k likes 1m views

 

  Christopher

     @stop Replying to @beth oh babe youre weird😬🥀

       13k reposts 73k likes 223k views

 

           Elizabeth

               @beth Replying to @stop im just saying it as it is 🤷‍♀️ not my fault u snowflakes are triggered by the truth

               5k reposts 13k likes 200k views

  

                   Jennifer

                     @niffer Replying to @beth calling sex workers sluts isn't "jUsT sAyInG iT aS iT iS" take your third ratio like a good girl

                      14k reposts 92k likes 180k views

 

#1 Bruce Wayne Connoisseur

   @brucewaynecanwhoopurahh Replying to @beth how insensitive do you have to be to slut shame people who literally NEED to do sex work in order to survive 🤢

    18k reposts 492k likes 1.2m views

 

         Elizabeth

            @beth Replying to @brucewaynecanwhoopurahh there are other ways to make money without whoring yourself out, again, just saying it as it is. 

             4k reposts 19.8k likes 902k views

 

              silent_pooper

                @silentpooper67 Replying to @beth i bet you're middle-class at worst

                 9k reposts 198k likes 673k views

 

                    Chloe

                       @notchloe Replying to @silentpooper67 & @beth "if you're homeless, just buy a house" ahh

                        10k reposts 137k likes 502k views

 

Bruce Wayne ✓

   @therealbrucewayne Replying to @beth [a SYBAU meme, except instead of Bruce Wayne himself in the picture—as many variants of such a meme exist to choose from—its a picture of a beaming Clark Kent. All sunshines and rainbows, with a broken heart emoji right next to the text <SYBAU>]

   67k reposts 1.9m likes 4.2m views

 

      Jennifer

         @niffer Replying to @therealbrucewayne 😭😭😭

          19k reposts 305k likes 770k views

 

     #1 Bruce Wayne Connoisseur

         @brucewaynecanwhoopurahh Replying to @therealbrucewayne ARIANA WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?!

          20k reposts 498k likes 1.6m views

 

          Hanna

            @nothannaatall Replying to @brucewaynecanwhoopurahh you summoned him

            7k reposts 306k likes 903k likes

 

Big_Word

  @thatsabigwordforelmo i just woke up WTF IS HAPPENING 😭🥀 WHAT'S BRUCE WAYNE DOING HERE

  11k reposts 137k likes 501k views

 

 

Lizzie

  @liz(⁠◕⁠ᴗ⁠◕⁠✿⁠) somebody check if @beth is still alive 😭

  12k reposts 377k likes 783k views  

 

Tony's Ego

  @TONYSEGO Replying to @therealbrucewayne HELL YEAH! 

  4.2k reposts 27k likes 63k views

 

Alexa

    @notevenalexa Bruce Wayne is so real for this

     8k reposts 21k likes 47k views

 

Christopher

    @stop come get your fiancé bro 😭🙏🥀 @clarkkent

     37k reposts 74k likes 109k views

 

Clark Kent

   @clarkkent Replying to @threalbrucewayne oh.

    38k reposts 793k likes 1.3m views

 

   Lizzie

      @liz(⁠◕⁠ᴗ⁠◕⁠✿⁠) Replying to @clarkkent i didn't realize this could get any funnier 😭

      5k reposts 86k likes 167k views

 

 

                                                                                              

Notes:

I don't know how to do those high quality formats that look like the real deal im sorry😔

Second chapter will explain why Bruce just basically ratioed the oblivion out of a slutshamer—straight up abused his influence [Bruce Wayne fans are currently dealing with Elizabeth as we speak, he set his hounds on her with a sybau meme 😭🥀]

Also, I don't use twitter, that app is ransacked with Satan's strongest warriors—im good

 

Also please don't hate on me if you don't like this—someone told me I didn't earn the good will of HUMANITY in my "Batman Is" fic, im crine 😭🥀