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If you’re reading this, you’ve already watched the show and likely enjoyed it. But have you ever wondered what everyone was like behind the scenes? Well, I can’t tell you. What I can tell you, however, is what I wish it was like.
“Places everyone!” Abolish shouts, spurring the actors into action. Legs— as the first one to enter the scene— stands off to the side of the stage. Owen watches him walk around, acting like he’s in a brand-new village flawlessly, and holds up conversation with Sausage. The happy-go-lucky man keeps glancing at Legs, making Owen feel a familiar wave of jealousy.
Abolish adjusts his mic before going onto the stage at the same time Avid does, shouting like his annoying character is supposed to. Both men don’t realize as the other’s attention drifts over to Scott, who’s already being stared at by Pyro, the next up.
Shelby and Drift giggle in the corner, blushing as they chat about their fifth date last night. Pearl and Cleo, who have been married for 10 years, smile at the new couple as they prepare to record their scenes.
Ren helps Martyn put on his mic, unaware of the flush dusting the blonde’s face. When he steps back with a proud grin, it’s almost his turn to be on stage, so he walks away, leaving a flustered Martyn to his own thoughts— never a good idea.
Apo watches all of this while on a call with her platonic wife, Cherri, and rolls her eyes. This is going to be a long few years.