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1. How To Kill A Strider in Ten Ways. by cherryburlesque

   Fandoms: Homestuck  

   • Explicit
   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • F/M, M/M
   • Complete Work

   12 Apr 2013

   Tags

   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • Jane Crocker/Dirk Strider
   • Jane Crocker
   • Dirk Strider
   • Jake English
   • Mutual Masturbation
   • Cybersex
   • Pesterlog

   Summary

   Jake is a dick.
   Dirk has hurt feels.
   Jane and Dirk talk about porn, sex, wet dreams and how unbelievably sexy she is when she orders him around.

   Language:

   English

   Words:

   3,360

   Chapters:

   1/1

   Comments:

   13

   Kudos:

   256

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