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  1. Bury the Axe, It's Xmas!! (Adventures of Holiday Barbie and Puppy) by

    Fandoms: Stray Kids (Band)  

    13 Jan 2026

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    “Pattern,” Felix concluded, warm and smoky like chimney breath. “Like…studying.”

    “Yeah? What made you quit studying, sweetheart?”

    “Catch n’ release. Turns out, I’m curious what Jack The Pumpkin King fucks like as Daddy Christmas—Hey!”

    Hyunjin slammed Felix against the wall, accented by the absurd amount of bells on his person. “I ain’t nice just for season, princess.”
    He took a swig of Felix's coffee, grimacing before tossing it in the bin with a plunk.
    “It’s a bona fide pattern of year-round fuckery.”

    It's the holiday season, and Santa brought Mall Elf Hyunjin a 5'7 psych major with pink hair and hot pants---but it's the last gift he wanted, because following their moonlit Halloween romp, Racer Barbie ghosted Corpsehound.
    Like true star-crossed fuckers, their paths converge a second time, and Felix has an experiment to conduct.

    Curiosity killed the cat, but Hyunjin's sure this one has claws. And...maybe a knife.

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