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Jungkook storms up the stairs to his local flower shop. When he gets to the door he pushes it open and the scent of freshly picked flowers engulfs him. He approaches the counter with 22,868 won in hand and after hearing the ever so friendly
"Welcome to The Flower Emporium" from the slightly scared looking cashier, slams the money onto the counter and says,
"How do I passive-aggressively say fuck you in a flower?".
"Pardon?"
"How do I passive-aggressively say fuck you in a flower, Jimin?" That last part he got from reading the cute cashier's name tag. He had a a pink button up on tucked into black slacks, and he was sporting a white apron with the shop's name on it and a multi coloured flower crown. He also had cute chubby cheeks and pretty eyes.
Jungkook was getting carried away, he needed the flowers for a girl that keeps calling him stupid in math.
"Well, I can show you a bouquet of flowers that have a similar meaning, if you'd like that."
"Yes. That would be great. I need them for this person who keeps calling me stupid in my classes."
"Well, i'm glad to help." And then Jimin proceeds to walk towards a cooled area where flowers are put in rows after color and group. Jimin starts talking when they reach the flowers.
"First off you'd need some geraniums, they symbolize stupidity." And then he picks up each flower one by one until he has a colorful bouquet.
"Then you'd need Foxglove, for insincerity. Meadowsweet for uselessness, Yellow Carnations for disappointment and some Orange Lillies for hatred. There you go."
When Jimin stops picking up flowers he takes them to the counter and wraps them up. He takes the money and prepares to give Jungkook change when the younger tells him to keep it.
"Have a nice day! Hope to see you again soon!" Jimin says from behind the counter with a smile.
"You too!" Jungkook replies, waving back and walking out of the store.
Jimin hopes that girl gets what she deserves.