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1. I Hate Everything About You by orutoniku

   Fandoms: Homestuck  

   • Explicit
   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • M/M
   • Complete Work

   27 Dec 2025

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   • John Egbert/Dirk Strider
   • Jade Harley
   • Dave Strider
   • Terezi Pyrope
   • Karkat Vantas
   • John Egbert
   • Dirk Strider
   • Rose Lalonde
   • Kanaya Maryam
   • Roxy Lalonde
   • Christmas Party
   • New Years
   • Alcohol
   • Truth or Dare
   • New Year's Kiss
   • New Year's Eve
   • Caliginous Romance | Kismesis
   • Minor Rose Lalonde/Kanaya Maryam
   • Minor Dave Strider/Karkat Vantas
   • Drunk Sex
   • Sloppy Makeouts
   • Top John Egbert
   • Bottom Dirk Strider
   • Gay Sex
   • very consensual
   • Alternate Universe - No Sburb/Sgrub Sessions
   • Alternate Universe - College/University
   • Masturbation
   • john has nasty daydreams :-/
   • Oral Sex
   • Rimming
   • Anal Fingering
   • Anal Sex
   • Song: I Hate Everything About You (Three Days Grace)

   Summary

   john and dirk absolutely loathe each other, ever since they met. at least, john thinks they do. so when series of events happen during jade's notorious holiday parties, john starts to question how much he really hates the guy.

   Language:

   English

   Words:

   7,635

   Chapters:

   3/3

   Comments:

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   Kudos:

   34

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