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  1. The Cake by ,

    Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling  

    19 Dec 2025

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    According to the esteemed loincloth wearing leader of the Treefern Clan (Keith), the Ministry folk are ill-equipped to throw a Christmas party. To provide them with a few memories they would likely rather forget (or not, in Ginny’s case), he bestows them with a gift in the form of a cake.

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    - Inappropriate use of a custard cream (you’ll get ideas, but please note: we can’t be held responsible for any UTIs)
    - Festive loincloths (side effect: nightmares)
    - Theo is chaotic (and shirtless)

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