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1. When You Are Old and Grey and Full of Sleep by Vamillepudding for neuerswaist

   Fandoms: Taskmaster (UK TV) RPF, No More Jockeys (Web Series) RPF  

   • Mature
   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • M/M
   • Complete Work

   27 Dec 2025

   Tags

   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • Alex Horne/Tim Key
   • Alex Horne & Tim Key & Mark Watson
   • Greg Davies/Alex Horne
   • Alex Horne (British Comedy RPF)
   • Tim Key
   • Mark Watson
   • Greg Davies
   • Hurt/Comfort
   • Angst with a Happy Ending
   • Self-Esteem Issues
   • Tim Key needs a Hug
   • And He Gets One!

   Summary

   “Shush. Shut up. I’m trying to be nice.”

   Tim makes a face. “Don’t be.”

   Alex doesn’t smile then, because that’s not who he is, but Tim can see that he wants to, because that’s who Tim is. “Alright,” he says. “I won’t, then.”

   “Good,” Tim says, and before he can tack any joke onto that, Alex leans down and kisses him.

   Or: The thing is, Tim knows for a fact that Alex has other places he could get it. So why does he keep coming back to Tim?

   Language:

   English

   Words:

   11,696

   Chapters:

   2/2

   Comments:

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