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December 03
Kim Possible, teen hero, vigilante, high school senior, captain of the varsity cheer squad, and four-time winner of the unofficial Middleton High School Perfect Ass Award (White Female Division), once again found herself tracking her arch rival Shego, the most dangerous woman on Earth, down a dark and creepy hallway in a dank and musty warehouse on a cold December night.
Tonight's fight with Shego was not going according to plan. Shego didn't usually run away from a fight. Kim was pretty sure Shego was leading her away from their companions for some nefarious reason. Kim jogged after her quarry, not bothering to be quiet. Shego was dangerous, sure, but Kim knew Shego was no serious threat to her.
Kim rounded the corner and saw her prey standing casually at the end of the hall: Shego, former hero, villain, chief henchperson to mad scientist Dr. Drakken, beautiful enough to beguile most men, with pale green skin, piercing emerald green eyes, and serious case of resting bitch face.
"About time, Kimmie," Shego sneered when Kim came close.
Kim's eyes stayed on Shego until the villain pointed an air gun skyward and fired something at the ceiling. Kim instinctively looked up for whatever trap Shego had just launched. Only, there was no trap. Just a sprig of mistletoe dangling from a lump of glue on the ceiling.
"So not happening, Shego", Kim said.
"What? It's a holiday tradition, Kimmie. Don't you like Christmas?"
Kim just stared at Shego.
"It's good luck," Shego continued.
"Getting a knifehand to the throat is not my idea of luck," Kim countered.
"I would never violate a Christmas tradition like that. There are limits to even my villainy," Shego said in mock indignation as she closed the distance between them.
"No," Kim said.
"Afraid you'll like it?" Shego teased.
"I'm not afraid of anything!" Kim declared, looking the villain in the eye.
"Oh, but I think you are. You're chicken. Buck-buck-buckaw!" Shego goaded Kim.
"You're being childish," Kim admonished.
"Buck-buck-buckaw!" Shego squawked.
"Stop it!"
"Buck-buck-buckaw!" Shego squawked again.
"Fine! If it will make you stop!"
Kim stood still, closed her eyes and slightly puckered her lips. She was expecting a big, wet, sloppy Bugs Bunny cartoon kiss. But that's not what she got. Instead the kiss was soft, gentle, almost chaste.
When Shego pulled away they stared at each other for a moment. They were both confused. Shego had intended to give Kim that big sloppy kiss, but she hadn't. She didn't know why.
"Sorry to kiss and run, Princess, but I've got things to do," Shego said, jogging out of the room and away from Kim.
Kim stood there, touching her lips, wondering what the heck just happened.
December 06
Three days later Kim found herself chasing Shego down a maintenance corridor in the basement of ArcJet Systems, an aerospace company with ties to the satellite industry. Nearing the end of the corridor she heard the FOOP! of an air gun followed by a wet splat on the ceiling around the next corner.
Rounding the corner she saw Shego standing there with a smirk on her face, pointing to a freshly mounted sprig of Mistletoe.
"Really?" Kim asked sarcastically.
"What can I say, you're a good kisser," Shego teased as she walked up to Kim.
Kim closed her eyes and Shego kissed her again. It was as gentle and soft as the first one. Though it did linger bit longer.
"Later, Pumpkin!" Shego called as she trotted back down the corridor to the exit.
"Poop," Kim said as she watched Shego disappear around the first turn in the corridor.
December 08
The fight had been going on for some time. They traded blows that would have put lesser fighters in the hospital, but they had fought so many times over the last few years and they knew each other's movements so well it was almost impossible for them to actually hurt each other.
The last two fights had been cut short by Shego's shenanigans with the mistletoe. But not tonight. Tonight they were giving it their all, committing to the contest of strength and will. Tonight Shego pressed on, slowly and surely backing Kim into the gap between two rows of crates stacked almost to the ceiling of the Lowerton warehouse that Shego's boss, Dr. Drakken, was trying to rob.
Kim pulled off an extravagant double back flip to put some distance between them so she could catch her breath. Rather than pursue her, Shego pulled out her air gun and fired a sprig of mistletoe at the ceiling above Kim's head.
"You sure you don't want to fail at kicking my butt a little longer?" Kim asked.
"Don't be like that, Kimmie. We have plenty of time for butt-kicking," Shego said as she walked up to Kim.
They kissed again. It wasn't one of the one-sided kisses that had preceded it. It was mutual, and when Shego pulled away Kim followed her for a few inches.
"Shego!" Dr. Drakken called from somewhere in the warehouse. "Hurry up, we've got the Palähniuks! Time to go!"
"Drakken is stealing Ikea TV stands? He does know he can buy them, right?" Kim asked incredulously.
"I'm just the hired help. Sorry," Shego said, leaving Kim behind as she rejoined her employer and six burly HenchCo goons, each loaded down with ready to assemble flat pack furniture kits.
December 11
Another warehouse. Another cold December night. Another fight with Shego. Kim didn't mind, not really. Fighting Shego had always been fun. Even when Shego was being a total b-i-t-c-h. Shego, with her super strength and plasma bolts, was the only villain to ever give Kim Possible a true challenge when it came to hand to hand combat.
But now? Now fighting Shego came with something Kim never suspected she'd enjoy: kissing a woman. Kissing an evil woman, to be more specific. Kim was under no illusion that they were lovers. This was just a prank and once the holiday season was over it would stop. She ignored the little whisper in the back of her mind that hoped it wouldn't.
Looking behind her Kim saw her sidekick, Ron, a clumsy, blue-eyed blonde boy with jug ears and a goofy smile, in a slap fight with Shego's blue-skinned boss, Dr. Drakken, a mad scientist with a penchant for failing to take over the world. Kim didn't worry about Ron. Drakken was as ill-suited to fisticuffs as Ron.
Turning back around she found herself staring at the sole of Shego's boot, mere inches from her face.
"Eyes on the prize, Pumpkin," Shego admonished her.
Kim gave Shego an appreciative look up and down, openly taking in the sight of the statuesque woman in her skin-tight green and black catsuit.
"Keep that up and I'll start thinking you like what you see," Shego teased.
"And what if I do?" Kim asked, trying to sound more confident than she felt.
She did like looking at Shego. Seven days ago should would have never admitted it, but things had changed. She was still embarrassed that she really liked the way Shego's muscles moved under the catsuit, but she could finally admit to herself that she did like looking.
It was Shego's turn to do a back flip to get out of sight behind a row of crates. As she finished the flip she fired the mistletoe at the ceiling.
The two women approached and kissed. When the kiss ended and Shego went to back away, Kim pulled her in for another kiss. Shego was about to kiss Kim again when Dr. Drakken's shrill voice called out for Shego's help.
"Duty calls," Shego shrugged and fled to see what her inept boss needed.
Kim stared, watching Shego's shapely butt dance in her catsuit as the villainess ran away.
December 15
Again the players assumed the familiar roles: Shego kept Kim Possible occupied in combat, the Henchmen searched the dusty warehouse for the prize of the day, Drakken monologued about his latest plan to take over the world, and Ron Stoppable avoided injury until he could cause Darkken's newest invention to explode.
As was the norm of their recent fights, Shego maneuvered Kim to an isolated location before reaching for the air gun on her hip. Only this time it was gone! Had she dropped it? Forgotten it? No. She saw Kim standing there with the air gun in her hand.
"Lose something?" Kim asked, smirking.
"You stole that!" Shego admonished.
"What can I say, I have a good teacher," Kim teased as she fired the air gun, hanging the mistletoe on the ceiling between them.
"Yes, yes you do," Shego said as she took Kim in an embrace and kissed her.
They kissed for a long time, ignoring the goings on around them.
"KP!" Ron yelled as he ran up to them, interrupting them. "Oh, um…" He stammered.
Shego released Kim and started to leave. Better that Kim deal with The Buffoon on her own.
"Oh, no you don't, thief! You give that back!" Kim yelled as she grabbed Shego by the arm and kissed her forcibly before letting her go.
"What was that?" Ron asked, confused and embarrassed.
"You saw what she did. She stole a kiss and I made her give it back." Kim explained, as if it was the most normal thing in the world.
Ron stared at his best friend, trying to make sense of what he'd just seen.
December 19
"You sure she's in the building?" Kim whispered into her Kimmunicator. The dark corridor in the Advanced Research wing of Yoyodyne Propulsion Systems was otherwise dead silent.
"If the schematics are up to date she should be behind the third door on the right," Wade Load, Kim's handler and tech guru, whispered back.
"Thanks. Going silent running, don't want to trip building security," Kim said as she hit the mute switch.
Kim had insisted that Wade not alert Yoyodyne's security staff in order to keep them out of harm's way if things with Shego went south. She knew about the technology they were creating here and how violently it might react to errant bolts of Shego's plasma. Or that was the lie she told herself. The truth was not something she was ready to deal with just yet.
Kim approached the door and saw that the security lock had been bypassed. It wasn't obvious, but she knew Shego's work when she saw it. Quietly she entered and found Shego standing there, staring at a complex device in her hand.
"What's the sitch?" Kim casually asked.
"Stealing dangerous technology for Drakken," Shego casually responded.
"And what's on his shopping list today?" Kim asked.
"This? It's an Oscillation Overthruster," Shego replied, looking at Kim.
"What does it do?"
"It thrusts," Shego said, giving Kim a suggestive leer. "Over and over and over."
Kim blushed at Shego's salacious innuendo.
Shego put the Overthruster down on a work bench and approached Kim with a glint in her eye.
"Forget something?" Kim asked, pointing upward.
"Standing on formalities, are we?" Shego asked.
"It is tradition."
"Fair enough," Shego said as she took out the air gun and shot the mistletoe at the ceiling.
They embraced and kissed with the intensity they usually reserved for combat. Kim lost herself to the passion that built up between them. She grabbed Shego's butt and pulled her close. She felt Shego grab her butt and guide their groins close together.
Their hips effortlessly found each other's rhythms. They ground on each other, the pleasure building.
Kim moaned as Shego trailed small bites down her neck. She pulled Shego closer to herself as the urgency in her loins increased. Maybe tonight… she thought as rational thought faded from her mind.
"Shit!", Shego hissed as she angrily pulled away from Kim.
"What?", a very flustered Kim whispered.
"I heard a security guard."
"Seriously?" Kim said.
"Let's just say I'm more experienced with making out in dangerous places than you are. Now let's get out of here!"
Kim jumped on the work bench, opened the air vent and climbed inside the air duct. Shego quietly followed and tack welded the vent shut with her plasma.
On hands and knees they silently made their way through the air ducts towards the roof of the building.
"Say, Kimmie, does Ron usually follow you in the ventilation ducts?" Shego asked.
"Yes, why?"
"Boy's smarter than he looks," Shego said as she openly ogled Kim's perfectly shaped butt.
"It's not like that!" Kim protested. "He wouldn't! He's my best friend!"
"He's a heterosexual teen-aged boy," Shego countered, "and you have an amazing ass!"
The rest of their escape was made in silence. Once on the roof Shego kissed Kim before climbing into her stealth hovercraft and flying back to the lair empty handed. Kim made her way off the building, found her car still hidden in the bushes by the roadside and drove home. Once in bed she quickly dealt with her sexual frustration and went to sleep.
December 22
The fight took the two women back and forth across the warehouse. This fight was very different. The banter was playful and flirtatious. Their faces were happy, smiling and joyous. They were alone. No Drakken, no henchmen, no Ron, no Wade on the Kimmunicator, no security or police. This wasn't any random warehouse. This warehouse belonged to a shell company owned by Dr. Drakken. A place to store broken and failed devices. Shego wasn't even trespassing. And Kim knew it.
They still traded blows like they were serious. They had standards to uphold after all. Kim sensed a pattern in Shego's attacks: the villain was trying to force Kim against a wall. But Kim wasn't going to let the black-haired woman win that easily. If Shego was after what Kim hoped she was, Kim was going to make her earn it.
"If I didn't know better I'd swear you're wearing eyeshadow. And blush?" Shego teased.
"Chanel number 5?" Kim asked as she parried a punch from Shego.
"Only the best for my Princess," Shego said.
Kim hesitated. In the past 'Princess' had always been laced with derision, but not tonight. Tonight it was affectionate.
"Gotcha!" Shego yelled as she pinned Kim against a wall, restraining her hands above her head.
They kissed passionately, their tongues dueling in their open mouths. Shego pressed her body into Kim's. Kim pressed back. Kim slipped her hands out of Shego's grasp and embraced the older woman, guiding her body where she suddenly needed it. They found a rhythm and pushed each other towards bone-rattling mutual orgasms.
"Wow!" Kim exclaimed. "I had no idea it would be like that!"
"With a woman?" Shego asked.
"With anyone," Kim said.
"Wait, you're a virgin?" Shego asked.
"Um, I was."
"Why me? Not that I'm complaining."
Kim bit her lip, hoping what she was about to say wasn't a mistake, hoping it wouldn't ruin everything. "I love you," she confessed.
It's funny how fast a person can think when they need to. Shego's mind raced down the possible paths in front of her. She hadn't intended this to be anything more than just a prank to rattle Kimmie. But that first kiss had not gone to plan and things spiraled out of control fast after that. She knew better than to think Kim would settle for a benefits relationship, that love, real, long-term monogamous love was where Kim was going to go. Was she ready for a serious relationship? A relationship with Kim Possible would be very serious, indeed. Maybe even permanent serious. Like rest-of-your-life serious. It would require some changes to her life. One of them might have to change sides, and that wasn't going to be Kim Possible.
She looked into Kim's beautiful green eyes and the answer was clear. "I love you, too."
They kissed again. Not the urgent kiss of sexual need, but a soft and gentle kiss. They stood, holding each other and simply enjoying the presence of the other.
Eventually it was time to leave. Kim still had a curfew, after all.
"Um, Shego? My parents want me home until after New Years. They don't want the holidays interrupted with missions."
"Understood," Shego said.
December 25
Kim placed the electric candle on the sill of her bedroom window, hung a sprig of mistletoe over her bed and headed to her en suite bathroom to change. She had replaced the flickering orange bulb with a green Christmas tree bulb. She knew Shego would understand the meaning. Hopefully Shego would see the candle. She might have family obligations. That seemed unlikely with how badly she got along with her brothers.
Kim had had a very good Christmas. The day started with the opening of presents, including a mystery gift in a green velvet box they had found on the front porch when Kim's father had gone to get his newspaper. The small jewelry box contained a pair of emerald earrings. Her birthstone and the signature color of a certain thief. Her younger brothers noticed the slight blush when she opened the box and teased her about having a secret admirer. Kim stuck her tongue out at them.
The rest of the day was filled with phone calls from family and friends, feasting, and trying to avoid the debris from her younger brothers' experiments with the boxes of government surplus rocket parts their father had given them. Even Ron came over for gifts and dinner.
Kim put on her new earrings before opening the box she had hidden in her bathroom. A gift for Shego: a white bustier and panty set with light blue trim. She looked in the mirror and hoped she was as sexy as she felt.
She felt a cold breeze under her bathroom door. Shego must have seen the candle and found the window unlocked. Kim wrapped herself in a bathrobe just in case it wasn't Shego. She really didn't want to try to explain to her mother why she was wearing lingerie.
Stepping out of the bathroom she found the lights dimmed and lit candles placed around her room. Shego stood at the foot of Kim's bed dressed in an elegant tailored pantsuit that fit her form perfectly. Kim was stunned into silence. She had never seen Shego so sexy.
Biting her lip she dropped her bathrobe, revealing her white and baby blue lingerie to Shego. "Merry Christmas," she said.
Shego stood like a deer caught in headlights. Kim's lingerie was the perfect balance of sexy and wholesome, and Shego found wholesome on Kim to be very sexy.
"Fuck me," Shego finally whispered.
"That is the plan," Kim said as she approached her green-skinned paramour.
December 26
Kim slowly woke from a wonderful dream: she was on the porch of a remote mountain cabin, watching the sunrise as she sat on a bench swing drinking a cup of coffee. Sitting next to her was her lover of many years, Shego, the reformed former thief. In the yard their twin daughters were playing, working off their post breakfast energy.
Is this what I want? She thought, feeling a sleeping Shego spooning her from behind. Yes, yes it is.
Shego suddenly woke. "Crap. Busted!" She hissed into Kim's ear just before someone knocked on Kim's bedroom door.
"Kimmie, are you decent?", Kim's mother called through the door.
"Um, no," Kim said.
"Well, breakfast will be ready in half an hour. I do hope your friend will join us."
"I would love to," Shego called out.
Kim rolled over and stared at Shego in horror.
"Oh, Princess, this is going to be so much fun!" Shego enthused as she kissed Kim on the nose. "First shower!" she said as she jumped, naked, out of bed and headed to Kim's en suite.
~~~~~ End ~~~~~