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1. pin the tail on the catgirl by Anonymous

   Fandoms: Homestuck  

   • Explicit
   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • M/M
   • Work in Progress

   06 Feb 2026

   Tags

   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • Dave Strider/Karkat Vantas
   • Karkat Vantas
   • Dave Strider
   • Homestuck Ensemble
   • Alternate Universe - No Sburb/Sgrub Sessions
   • Trolls on Earth (Homestuck)
   • Explicit Sexual Content
   • Xeno
   • Porn With Plot
   • Dom/sub
   • Orgasm Control
   • idiots with benefits
   • Self-Denial
   • Getting Together
   • Accidental Relationship
   • Porn Watching
   • Weird Sex
   • Questionable BDSM Etiquette
   • Voyeurism
   • unnecessarily elaborate worldbuilding
   • Pesterlog(s) (Homestuck)
   • not actually about catgirls at all. sorry everyone
   • Slow burn adjacent

   Summary

   "Yeah, okay," Dave said, pulling Karkat abruptly out of his thoughts. He had won the battle against smiling, though his blond eyebrows were slightly raised. "Well, I'm into Alternian guys, around 5'7, medium build. Bonus points if they work in events and always look like somebody just pissed in their cereal." He met Karkat's incredulous stare with cool indifference. Under the table, Karkat could feel his knee bouncing. "You happen to know anybody like that?"

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